Paul Jay
@pauljay.bsky.social
I write scripts and stories and songs and jokes. I also do regular stuff
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Paul Jay
@pauljay.bsky.social
· Mar 11
You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? Well, uh, I’m working on it.
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
On the sad occasion of his death I think we should all know, or like me find out for the first time, that young Udo Kier was RIDICULOUSLY HOT
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
On the sad occasion of his death I think we should all know, or like me find out for the first time, that young Udo Kier was RIDICULOUSLY HOT
Just looked up the Colombian Exchange on Wikipedia and cannot stop laughing at this chart of, like, equivalent exports
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just looked up the Colombian Exchange on Wikipedia and cannot stop laughing at this chart of, like, equivalent exports
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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ME AGREEING TO WATCH A SHOW I THINK IS CALLED PLUBUS: yeah, sure, i’ll watch Plubus
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ME AGREEING TO WATCH A SHOW I THINK IS CALLED PLUBUS: yeah, sure, i’ll watch Plubus
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
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How to spot a bratty sub
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How to spot a bratty sub
I don’t know how y’all feel about Blade Runner 2049, but it’s pretty fuckin funny that the protagonist’s behavior is driven by his pet LLM constantly telling him he’s special
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t know how y’all feel about Blade Runner 2049, but it’s pretty fuckin funny that the protagonist’s behavior is driven by his pet LLM constantly telling him he’s special
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i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i do not need to seek out movies to celebrate udo, i just need to watch the kind of movies i like and udo will appear in them. his presence is etched into the world forever
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It’s very funny how much rage bait engagement farming for racists in the Anglo internet is being done cheaply in like the Philippines
this MAGA account extolls the virtue of hiring American but then gives the game away by saying "labour"
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It’s very funny how much rage bait engagement farming for racists in the Anglo internet is being done cheaply in like the Philippines
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
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November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Hi I’m the programmer at Meta who’s responsible for Instagram picking a random post to play the audio from and not letting you find it or turn it off. I’m currently in hiding, please tell my family to let me come home
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hi I’m the programmer at Meta who’s responsible for Instagram picking a random post to play the audio from and not letting you find it or turn it off. I’m currently in hiding, please tell my family to let me come home
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That is what I keep saying, as someone who is attracted to women— no, it’s not terrible to see an older teenager and think she’s attractive. It’s terrible to *realize she’s a teenager* and *keep looking*
One moment that sticks in my mind from the early Robert B Parker Spenser novels is when Spenser notices an attractive lady and then realizes that she's a teenager. He immediately looks away and banishes her from his mind.
It's a throwaway moment in a book series that's a lot about how to be a man.
It's a throwaway moment in a book series that's a lot about how to be a man.
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That is what I keep saying, as someone who is attracted to women— no, it’s not terrible to see an older teenager and think she’s attractive. It’s terrible to *realize she’s a teenager* and *keep looking*
Can anyone who’s actually managed to watch an entire episode of Grimsburg please tell me what, as we say in comedy, the “game” is?
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Can anyone who’s actually managed to watch an entire episode of Grimsburg please tell me what, as we say in comedy, the “game” is?
Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: Goodtimes
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Predator: Badlands? More like Predator: Goodtimes
I was wondering if I have to respect MTG now, but then I read her resignation letter and it’s all good, she’s still an evil stupid bitch who deserves every bad thing that will ever happen to her
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I was wondering if I have to respect MTG now, but then I read her resignation letter and it’s all good, she’s still an evil stupid bitch who deserves every bad thing that will ever happen to her
Kitten With A Whip and Girls Town
Which MST3K movie was actually the best *movie*? Which one has the most non-ironic fans and defenders.
Danger: Diabolique comes to mind (though certainly not the best of the Diabolique films). This Island Earth as well, since they had to pick something a bit more palatable for the theatrical film.
Danger: Diabolique comes to mind (though certainly not the best of the Diabolique films). This Island Earth as well, since they had to pick something a bit more palatable for the theatrical film.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Kitten With A Whip and Girls Town
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The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Simpsons succeeded because it nailed universal American family experiences like a French bowling instructor trying to bang your wife
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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Don't do that. Don't call your record that. Come on.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Don't do that. Don't call your record that. Come on.
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When I see people eating rice, you know I gotta hit em with that "Long grain??"
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When I see people eating rice, you know I gotta hit em with that "Long grain??"
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
— last words, recorded at execution of the Rice Idiot
For some reason this is the Dumb Thing Of The Day that is causing me the most and largest fit of homicidal rage
Fuckin junior high assistant principal ass government
Fuckin junior high assistant principal ass government
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
For some reason this is the Dumb Thing Of The Day that is causing me the most and largest fit of homicidal rage
Fuckin junior high assistant principal ass government
Fuckin junior high assistant principal ass government
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time