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*Bratan*
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The furies are in the mirror
Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer
He/Him
Make Real IDs free
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Fuck your abundance
October 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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if elon had a normal dick he absolutely would have posted it by now
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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my wife announced, unprompted, that I’m not allowed to buy heelys
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Don't try to fix her
Let her make you worse
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"

(sorry, you cant have February.)

Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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I was going to buy and remodel an old X-rated theater, but then I found out all the walls are load-bearing.
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Every time you think he hit rock bottom the motherfucker grabs a pickaxe
February 13, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Jay-Z who is both in charge of twerking at the Superbowl and an accused member of the child raping upper class
February 13, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Source is Alex Jones lawyer, so mountain of salt
That said, I wouldn't be surprised
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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GALLEGO: Why is the agent who shot Renee Good holding a camera phone & weapon?

LYONS: The US attorney was requiring to have video leading up to arrests, so officials have used phones for that

GALLEGO: Maybe you shouldn't be trying to be an influencer and wielding a weapon at the same time
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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we must have an investigation into twerking at the super bowl but not the child raping upper class
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
You know what the internet needs? More bad faith accounts. Maybe some bots. Really up the engagement.
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me:

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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- Lives on an island
- Pervs on 16-year-olds

Yup, checks out. 😔
DragonBall fans devastated, but not surprised, to learn Master Roshi is in the Epstein files
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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This story mentions "Oak Brook Gateway" in the Chicago suburb of Oak Brook as one of the buildings in which ICE is supposedly planning office space.

Oak Brook Gateway is managed by Fairbridge Partners LLC. I tried to contact them, but the only email listed on their website bounced back as invalid.
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM