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mazov.bsky.social
*Bratan*
@mazov.bsky.social
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The furies are in the mirror
Mazovian socioeconomics enjoyer
He/Him
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lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
Just so you know, when you refuse to cuddle with me while I’m sick, this is who you’re ignoring.
A colorful photo of a tan and brown Fuggler doll standing up on its hind legs. It is covered with tan hair all over its body, with a dark brown circle beard surrounding an open mouth filled with small, human like deciduous (baby) looking teeth. It has small, black round eyes and small nubs on the top of its head for ears. It’s horrifically adorable.
November 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
mazov.bsky.social
Scrolling through the Knowledge Fight feed and the pornstar that shares his name with Alex Jones makes a "swinging between the knees" style appearance
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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captainkirk00.bsky.social
Alex Jones has still not paid any of the $1,500,000,000 he owes the Sandy Hook victims’ families. Not a dime!
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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shmemistry.bsky.social
Sig: Accidental Discharge FOR AMERICA
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
Imagine going to extra school for learning all the laws real good and then they stop using them. Hilarious.
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
mazov.bsky.social
I know we can't expect gun manufacturers to be woke, but c'mon
Limited Edition Freedom Series pistols by Sig Sauer. Each pistol sold contributes $50 to turning point usa
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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junlper.beer
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
mazov.bsky.social
Switching to that proud Democrat tactic of showing belly
Senator Who Caved on Shutdown Says “Standing Up to Trump Didn’t Work”
It doesn’t get more pathetic than this.
newrepublic.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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bgrueskin.bsky.social
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago Politics Chicago 2025-11-08 I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st. Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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moxiest.art
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads "nobody is coming to save us" With a doodle of an elephant
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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headfallsoff.com
just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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mauraquint.bsky.social
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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mazov.bsky.social
why is our only branch of government commentating on the nfl rn
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 1d
Why is he everywhere?
Trump on the Fox NFL broadcast
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
mazov.bsky.social
why is our only branch of government commentating on the nfl rn
parkermolloy.com Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 1d
Why is he everywhere?
Trump on the Fox NFL broadcast
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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mazov.bsky.social
Oh yeah
That's definitely what cake pops are supposed to look like
A completely botched attempt at making cake pops by someone who approached the project with all the hubris of a cis-het male assuming he could do what every Pinterest mom does
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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ihaveahamradio.bsky.social
“Diarrhea Roses”
Don Draper pitch meeting meme
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
mazov.bsky.social
Oh yeah
That's definitely what cake pops are supposed to look like
A completely botched attempt at making cake pops by someone who approached the project with all the hubris of a cis-het male assuming he could do what every Pinterest mom does
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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hadas.bsky.social
peer reviewers when you try to sneak in irony
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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marc-fischer.bsky.social
After a full year of work, this book is out! Cooking in Maximum Security, compiled by Matteo Guidi, is our latest Half Letter Press book and it's beautiful. How do people in Italian prisons cook? This book will show you their recipes and tools used to make them. halfletterpress.com/cooking-in-m...
The cover of the book Cooking in Maximum Security by Matteo Guidi, with black ink on "Grout" paper. A pencil drawing by Mario Trudu shows a fantasy cooking device. From the back cover: Cooking in Maximum Security was compiled by Matteo Guidi, working with people detained in the high surveillance sections of Italian prisons, through a continuous exchange of letters between 2009 and 2013. This book explains the methods and strategies prisoners use to cook in their cells with few available resources. Making kitchen tools before one can even begin to gather ingredients is a priority in this cookbook. In addition to identifying the necessary utensils, this book also describes how to construct them. Simple objects acquire a whole new value. A broom handle becomes a rolling pin, shoelaces tie rolled bacon for curing, and the cupboard or stool becomes an oven. Even the heat from an old cathode ray tube television helps dough for pizza and bread to rise in the cold environment of a prison cell. The recipes themselves, for all kinds of classic Italian pasta dishes, sauces, meat preparations, and pastries, reveal a whole new level of skill and ingenuity when the reader learns how they are made in defiance of the discouraging experience of detention.
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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miamidsa.org
It pays off to be a hater. Never give up hating. The Brazilian left and the LGBT community has been hating this man for 15 years and it was worth every second. 🇧🇷 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 🌹
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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goose.ski
if the computer can’t give a 9 year old full and thorough directions to safely cook meth it is useless
eva.computer eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 3d
i’m glad we’re all seriously debating what topics we should make illegal for the computer to talk about with us but wokely

it’s for the children

if we don’t ban the uncomfortable topics the children will die

let me scan your retinas btw
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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prisonculture.bsky.social
they aren't politically scared of people on SNAP.
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
mazov.bsky.social
One day, maybe
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital illustration based on stuff from the video game Disco Elysium. In the center is Lt. Harry DuBois (who the player controls in the game). He’s a big guy with a thinning-on-top mullet and big muttonchops. He’s wearing a white satin shirt, disco-ass green suede jacket, and a horrible necktie. He’s giving a wink and a grin to the viewer while throwing up double finger guns. He’s either hungover or drunk or on drugs or all of these. Peeking out from behind Harry attempting to interject into whatever Harry’s up to is his partner, Kim Kitsuragi, an Asian man with large glasses and short hair wearing an orange bomber jacket. The background is nighttime dark shades of purple and blue with swirls of color around Harry’s head. The foreground is an expanse of concrete on which letters have been written in heavy fuel oil and set alight. They read ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
June 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. An open fifth of whiskey, half full, next to a tipped-over shot glass in a small puddle of liquor. The neck band on the bottle has an image of a skeleton hand giving a thumbs up. The label itself says ‘Maybe’ (in an arched red banner) ‘It’ (set large in a gold oval surrounded by a gold laurel graphic) ‘Will’ (set at an angle in script type) ‘Happen Today’ (set at the same angle, stacked, in bold red serif with a gold background).
June 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM