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Frankenstein (2025) A Netflix Original Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
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New #BloodSplatteredVlog! 📽️
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
They are both garbage human beings ruining our country, so
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
They are both garbage human beings ruining our country, so
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Watching Ex Huma it's pretty good!
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Watching Ex Huma it's pretty good!
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Trump upgraded "antifa" from a domestic terrorist organization (it's not) to an INTERNATIONAL terrorist organization (also not). This is so he can get ICE to kidnap citizens and disappear them without due process for the crime of being (checks notes)... not fascist.
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump upgraded "antifa" from a domestic terrorist organization (it's not) to an INTERNATIONAL terrorist organization (also not). This is so he can get ICE to kidnap citizens and disappear them without due process for the crime of being (checks notes)... not fascist.
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I know there’s a lot going on but we need to, as a society, acknowledge that Rhea Seehorn is fucking incredible in everything she’s done but especially Pluribus and I love it and I love her
a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is wearing a purple top
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting next to each other and the woman is wearing a purple top
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I know there’s a lot going on but we need to, as a society, acknowledge that Rhea Seehorn is fucking incredible in everything she’s done but especially Pluribus and I love it and I love her
Now watching: One Battle After Another (2025) 📽
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Now watching: One Battle After Another (2025) 📽
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
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"What if I told you that they both work, but the Hawkeye quote is significantly more functional because it's a family man using silly daddisms to reassure a shit-scared teenager where the other is a smart-ass mathematician talking to himself?"
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
"What if I told you that they both work, but the Hawkeye quote is significantly more functional because it's a family man using silly daddisms to reassure a shit-scared teenager where the other is a smart-ass mathematician talking to himself?"
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I’ll stop posting this when it stops happening
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I’ll stop posting this when it stops happening
Fuck yeah. Its a crying shame they aren't getting to do Dungeons and Dragons 2, but Id love to see them tackle Star Trek.
Paramount Skydance is working on a new Star Trek movie
Paramount Skydance is working on a new Star Trek movie
Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley have been tapped to write and direct the feature.
www.theverge.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Fuck yeah. Its a crying shame they aren't getting to do Dungeons and Dragons 2, but Id love to see them tackle Star Trek.
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So I’m seeing accounts calling Black people Blue MAGA when—for example—we say that we could never trust Platner. I have no idea what that means in this context, do I even want to know what people mean by this?
Or is this yet another way to call us the n-word for having opinions?
Or is this yet another way to call us the n-word for having opinions?
October 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So I’m seeing accounts calling Black people Blue MAGA when—for example—we say that we could never trust Platner. I have no idea what that means in this context, do I even want to know what people mean by this?
Or is this yet another way to call us the n-word for having opinions?
Or is this yet another way to call us the n-word for having opinions?
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This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
couriernewsroom.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is cool. COURIER has created a searchable database with all 20,000 of the files just released from Epstein’s estate.
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
Trump's name appears in them more than anyone else, in 1,628 documents.
couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
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Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Those claiming Dems should retreat on racial justice aren't hard-headed realists, they're pushing against the electoral tide rather than leaning into it. The story of Gen Z isn't about racist backlash or red-pilled young men. It's the most racially progressive generation in American history. 🧵
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After months of cryptic marketing, Osgood Perkins' KEEPER is here, and Michael Gingold's review is here to tell you if it lives up to the hype.
Review: Osgood Perkins’ Latest Is A “KEEPER,” All Right
After months of cryptic marketing, Osgood Perkins' KEEPER is here, and Michael Gingold's review is here to tell you if it lives up to the hype.
dlvr.it
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
After months of cryptic marketing, Osgood Perkins' KEEPER is here, and Michael Gingold's review is here to tell you if it lives up to the hype.
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i like Osgood Perkins' movies more than most, and the same is true of Keeper, which hinges on an incredible performance from Tatiana Maslany:
Tatiana Maslany Brings the House Down in 'Keeper'
The director of 'Longlegs' and 'The Monkey' is back with another horror movie you'll either love or hate.
movieweb.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
i like Osgood Perkins' movies more than most, and the same is true of Keeper, which hinges on an incredible performance from Tatiana Maslany:
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No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
New York City Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani's democratic socialist views spark fears companies and capital will flee, but top real estate CEOs say it's not true.
cnb.cx
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
No one leaving New York City because of Mamdani, say two top real estate CEOs
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Great deep dive on the new editor-in-chief of CBS news. I had missed it myself.
Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Great deep dive on the new editor-in-chief of CBS news. I had missed it myself.
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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I’m ready to return to The Creep Tapes! Season 2! #NowWatching
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’m ready to return to The Creep Tapes! Season 2! #NowWatching
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New #BloodSplatteredVlog! 📽️
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
Frankenstein (2025) A Netflix Original Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
YouTube video by The Horror Guru
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
New #BloodSplatteredVlog! 📽️
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025) is very disappointing as a fan of the previous movies. I was skeptical about the shift away from found footage, and it turns out I was right to be:
This movie is dull, repetitive and tries to connect all the movies in way I found very frustrating. 👎
This movie is dull, repetitive and tries to connect all the movies in way I found very frustrating. 👎
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025) is very disappointing as a fan of the previous movies. I was skeptical about the shift away from found footage, and it turns out I was right to be:
This movie is dull, repetitive and tries to connect all the movies in way I found very frustrating. 👎
This movie is dull, repetitive and tries to connect all the movies in way I found very frustrating. 👎
Rabbit Trap (2025) is a solid fairy horror tale about a couple who befriend a child who is more than they seem.
Great performances, beautiful cinematography, and a unique premise. Its very slow, but I dug it.
Great performances, beautiful cinematography, and a unique premise. Its very slow, but I dug it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Rabbit Trap (2025) is a solid fairy horror tale about a couple who befriend a child who is more than they seem.
Great performances, beautiful cinematography, and a unique premise. Its very slow, but I dug it.
Great performances, beautiful cinematography, and a unique premise. Its very slow, but I dug it.
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A Burger King customer insists on misgendering and berating an employee, then lodges a complaint against the employee for standing up for herself.
Many of these workers aren’t making enough to feed themselves, yet they have to feed bigots who claim to be “first amendment lawyers”.
Many of these workers aren’t making enough to feed themselves, yet they have to feed bigots who claim to be “first amendment lawyers”.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A Burger King customer insists on misgendering and berating an employee, then lodges a complaint against the employee for standing up for herself.
Many of these workers aren’t making enough to feed themselves, yet they have to feed bigots who claim to be “first amendment lawyers”.
Many of these workers aren’t making enough to feed themselves, yet they have to feed bigots who claim to be “first amendment lawyers”.
Now watching Rabbit Trap (2025)! 📽
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Now watching Rabbit Trap (2025)! 📽
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I love the original Running Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I absolutely loved the new remake. It’s the right blend of the original book’s story with the first film’s awesome action, and the themes are still relevant today.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I love the original Running Man with Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I absolutely loved the new remake. It’s the right blend of the original book’s story with the first film’s awesome action, and the themes are still relevant today.
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I can't wait to see The Running Man and it not be nearly as bad as y'all want me to think it is
It's gonna be Last Night in Soho all over again, mark my words
It's gonna be Last Night in Soho all over again, mark my words
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I can't wait to see The Running Man and it not be nearly as bad as y'all want me to think it is
It's gonna be Last Night in Soho all over again, mark my words
It's gonna be Last Night in Soho all over again, mark my words