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Jimmy and Stiggs (2025) Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
YouTube video by The Horror Guru
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New #BloodSplatteredVlog! 📽️
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review JIMMY AND STIGGS!
A DIY Splatterpunk horror film about an extremely intoxicated filmmaker fighting off an alien invasion from inside his apartment!
#JimmyandStiggs #JoeBegos #Horror
youtu.be/gwoUGy9i1M4
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review JIMMY AND STIGGS!
A DIY Splatterpunk horror film about an extremely intoxicated filmmaker fighting off an alien invasion from inside his apartment!
#JimmyandStiggs #JoeBegos #Horror
youtu.be/gwoUGy9i1M4
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Not sure why people are suddenly reading this 11 year old article about movie trailers that actually use the infamous “in a world” voiceover line but it’s a fun read.
13 Movie Trailers That Include the Phrase ‘In a World’
Now, one man lists the coming attractions that use this old cliche.
screencrush.com
January 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Not sure why people are suddenly reading this 11 year old article about movie trailers that actually use the infamous “in a world” voiceover line but it’s a fun read.
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Finishing up my playthrough of Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana!
Its definitely the best of the Ys games I have played so far, though I probably would have enjoyed it more had I not made myself play Nightmare mode first in order to attain the True Ending right away. 😂
But overall, I loved it. 👍
Its definitely the best of the Ys games I have played so far, though I probably would have enjoyed it more had I not made myself play Nightmare mode first in order to attain the True Ending right away. 😂
But overall, I loved it. 👍
January 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Finishing up my playthrough of Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana!
Its definitely the best of the Ys games I have played so far, though I probably would have enjoyed it more had I not made myself play Nightmare mode first in order to attain the True Ending right away. 😂
But overall, I loved it. 👍
Its definitely the best of the Ys games I have played so far, though I probably would have enjoyed it more had I not made myself play Nightmare mode first in order to attain the True Ending right away. 😂
But overall, I loved it. 👍
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I think people have been trained over years to believe that access on social media should default to "open," and that blocking someone is a personal failure rather than laudable self-care; also, lots of people, here and elsewhere, don't know/remember what moderation tools are available to them.
It's quite true that it's up to the individual to decide what to do when someone takes out after them, but at the same time, it just seems so unnecessary to let them chase you away when you have the tools to shut them down completely and proceed with business.
January 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I think people have been trained over years to believe that access on social media should default to "open," and that blocking someone is a personal failure rather than laudable self-care; also, lots of people, here and elsewhere, don't know/remember what moderation tools are available to them.
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As someone who was opposed to the Iraq War before it began, I remember vividly watching the Mission Accomplished speech, alarmed that it seemed as though Bush was seeing no downside for his defiant, norm-breaking invasion.
But shit changed. Because shit changes, in unpredictable ways.
But shit changed. Because shit changes, in unpredictable ways.
January 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
As someone who was opposed to the Iraq War before it began, I remember vividly watching the Mission Accomplished speech, alarmed that it seemed as though Bush was seeing no downside for his defiant, norm-breaking invasion.
But shit changed. Because shit changes, in unpredictable ways.
But shit changed. Because shit changes, in unpredictable ways.
People who convince themselves there's some "secret ending" to a show with a finale they didn't like are some of the most delusional mother fuckers on the planet.
Think about it for a minute:
How and why would it make any sense to make the ending of any show a secret? Don't be morons.
Think about it for a minute:
How and why would it make any sense to make the ending of any show a secret? Don't be morons.
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
People who convince themselves there's some "secret ending" to a show with a finale they didn't like are some of the most delusional mother fuckers on the planet.
Think about it for a minute:
How and why would it make any sense to make the ending of any show a secret? Don't be morons.
Think about it for a minute:
How and why would it make any sense to make the ending of any show a secret? Don't be morons.
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We're off to the topless bar and review #Frankenhooker! Watch it all @ tinyurl.com/2cvw4be8 and see why we're the web's #1 #animated #horrorhost show! #ScreamFreaks #horror #cartoon @horroraddictstv.bsky.social @thehorrorguru.bsky.social @mtvbrasil2024.bsky.social
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We're off to the topless bar and review #Frankenhooker! Watch it all @ tinyurl.com/2cvw4be8 and see why we're the web's #1 #animated #horrorhost show! #ScreamFreaks #horror #cartoon @horroraddictstv.bsky.social @thehorrorguru.bsky.social @mtvbrasil2024.bsky.social
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New #BloodSplatteredVlog! 📽️
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review JIMMY AND STIGGS!
A DIY Splatterpunk horror film about an extremely intoxicated filmmaker fighting off an alien invasion from inside his apartment!
#JimmyandStiggs #JoeBegos #Horror
youtu.be/gwoUGy9i1M4
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review JIMMY AND STIGGS!
A DIY Splatterpunk horror film about an extremely intoxicated filmmaker fighting off an alien invasion from inside his apartment!
#JimmyandStiggs #JoeBegos #Horror
youtu.be/gwoUGy9i1M4
Jimmy and Stiggs (2025) Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
YouTube video by The Horror Guru
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
New #BloodSplatteredVlog! 📽️
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review JIMMY AND STIGGS!
A DIY Splatterpunk horror film about an extremely intoxicated filmmaker fighting off an alien invasion from inside his apartment!
#JimmyandStiggs #JoeBegos #Horror
youtu.be/gwoUGy9i1M4
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review JIMMY AND STIGGS!
A DIY Splatterpunk horror film about an extremely intoxicated filmmaker fighting off an alien invasion from inside his apartment!
#JimmyandStiggs #JoeBegos #Horror
youtu.be/gwoUGy9i1M4
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5 years ago, we had just won two "impossible" senate runoffs in Georgia. I was talking to a reporter about Indivisible's plans for major democracy reform. He had to drop because "something's apparently happening at the Capitol."
Two things then happened that brought us to where we are today:
Two things then happened that brought us to where we are today:
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
5 years ago, we had just won two "impossible" senate runoffs in Georgia. I was talking to a reporter about Indivisible's plans for major democracy reform. He had to drop because "something's apparently happening at the Capitol."
Two things then happened that brought us to where we are today:
Two things then happened that brought us to where we are today:
Agreed.
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Agreed.
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Dedicated to the late Eddie Munson 🤘🏼
My 80s synthwave rock cover of the classic Stranger Things theme by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
#nostalgia #80s #synth #strangerthings
My 80s synthwave rock cover of the classic Stranger Things theme by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
#nostalgia #80s #synth #strangerthings
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Marshmallow (2025) is a coming-of-age summer camp horror flick that blends genres in ways I cannot explain without spoillers.
Its structured like a Goosebumps book, complete with the third act twist.
I thought the movie it began as was okay, but the movie it ended as was way better. 👍
Its structured like a Goosebumps book, complete with the third act twist.
I thought the movie it began as was okay, but the movie it ended as was way better. 👍
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Marshmallow (2025) is a coming-of-age summer camp horror flick that blends genres in ways I cannot explain without spoillers.
Its structured like a Goosebumps book, complete with the third act twist.
I thought the movie it began as was okay, but the movie it ended as was way better. 👍
Its structured like a Goosebumps book, complete with the third act twist.
I thought the movie it began as was okay, but the movie it ended as was way better. 👍
Now watching Marshmellow (2025)! 📽
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Now watching Marshmellow (2025)! 📽
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Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
January 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Jim Henson: What if I did a character who plays the piano and sings in a growly voice
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
Frank Oz: You’re describing Rowlf the dog
Jim Henson: No no no this one would be a total fucking freak
Good God, we need universal Healthcare NOW!
Over 40 million using ChatGPT for health advice, report finds
Over 40 million using ChatGPT for health advice, report finds
Over 40 million using ChatGPT for health advice, report finds
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Good God, we need universal Healthcare NOW!
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The Creature in his final form lurking in the background. The exhibit for Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN is stunning.
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The Creature in his final form lurking in the background. The exhibit for Guillermo del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN is stunning.
What are 4 albums you like to really lock into and listen to, front to back?
So true story, while I was editing today I listened to all four of these in their entirety. 😂 I was in a mood.
So true story, while I was editing today I listened to all four of these in their entirety. 😂 I was in a mood.
January 6, 2026 at 1:53 AM
What are 4 albums you like to really lock into and listen to, front to back?
So true story, while I was editing today I listened to all four of these in their entirety. 😂 I was in a mood.
So true story, while I was editing today I listened to all four of these in their entirety. 😂 I was in a mood.
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Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: SINNERS.
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a dress with the hashtag #sinnersmovie below them
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a dress with the hashtag #sinnersmovie below them
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: SINNERS.
Two things are true at once:
1. Yes, it's a candidates job to convince people to vote for them.
2. You, as a human being with a functional brain, should be able to assess any given election and figure out which candidate will do the most good, and the least harm, and act accordingly.
1. Yes, it's a candidates job to convince people to vote for them.
2. You, as a human being with a functional brain, should be able to assess any given election and figure out which candidate will do the most good, and the least harm, and act accordingly.
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Two things are true at once:
1. Yes, it's a candidates job to convince people to vote for them.
2. You, as a human being with a functional brain, should be able to assess any given election and figure out which candidate will do the most good, and the least harm, and act accordingly.
1. Yes, it's a candidates job to convince people to vote for them.
2. You, as a human being with a functional brain, should be able to assess any given election and figure out which candidate will do the most good, and the least harm, and act accordingly.
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about to watch an upcoming movie called Killer Whale. as the world's biggest Orca (1977) fan, I am a little excited. fins crossed.
January 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
about to watch an upcoming movie called Killer Whale. as the world's biggest Orca (1977) fan, I am a little excited. fins crossed.
Final Fantasy VI
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Final Fantasy VI
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I am more and more convinced that right-wingers are like this because they surround themselves with sociopaths to the point they don't know when they're broken inside because they're the same as the people they are regularly around.
Traumatized people traumatizing their kids.
Traumatized people traumatizing their kids.
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I am more and more convinced that right-wingers are like this because they surround themselves with sociopaths to the point they don't know when they're broken inside because they're the same as the people they are regularly around.
Traumatized people traumatizing their kids.
Traumatized people traumatizing their kids.
A Desert (2025) is neo-noir horror that reminds me of No Country For Old Men as much as it does Psycho.
Its slow & medatative, which makes its sudden ultraviolence all the more impactful.
It won't be for everyone, but those for whom it works will find themselves contemplating the film for a while.
Its slow & medatative, which makes its sudden ultraviolence all the more impactful.
It won't be for everyone, but those for whom it works will find themselves contemplating the film for a while.
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 PM
A Desert (2025) is neo-noir horror that reminds me of No Country For Old Men as much as it does Psycho.
Its slow & medatative, which makes its sudden ultraviolence all the more impactful.
It won't be for everyone, but those for whom it works will find themselves contemplating the film for a while.
Its slow & medatative, which makes its sudden ultraviolence all the more impactful.
It won't be for everyone, but those for whom it works will find themselves contemplating the film for a while.