The Haunted Drive-in 🎄
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He/Him. Christ-follower and 1980s monster kid. Forever annoyed that Ed Wood didn’t win Best Picture back in 1994. https://linktr.ee/haunteddrivein
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So long as we can mock the elites, we are free. Keep circulating the hope.
Look, Scorsese is allowed to hold whatever opinion he wants, but voicing a cutesy alien for Lucasfilm money definitely makes me roll my eyes at his MCU comments.
February 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Look, Scorsese is allowed to hold whatever opinion he wants, but voicing a cutesy alien for Lucasfilm money definitely makes me roll my eyes at his MCU comments.
Got weighed at the doctor’s office the other day, I’m 297 pounds. That’s over 23 pounds lost since I started intermittent fasting three months ago, and the first time I’ve been under 300 since junior high!
February 18, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Got weighed at the doctor’s office the other day, I’m 297 pounds. That’s over 23 pounds lost since I started intermittent fasting three months ago, and the first time I’ve been under 300 since junior high!
Happy 30th to MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND, released today in 1996.
a frog and a pig are standing next to each other and saying well hello looooong john
Alt: a frog and a pig are standing next to each other and saying well hello looooong john
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February 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Happy 30th to MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND, released today in 1996.
GOLDENEYE is on Netflix. Time to party like it’s Nintendo 64.
February 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
GOLDENEYE is on Netflix. Time to party like it’s Nintendo 64.
Blessed to hold history this afternoon, if only for a moment.
February 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Blessed to hold history this afternoon, if only for a moment.
Who keeps letting Eli Roth make movies? Stop it.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Who keeps letting Eli Roth make movies? Stop it.
There’s still good in this world.
In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
There’s still good in this world.
Get in my car and this is the first song that plays. Perfection. Happy Friday the 13th my friends.
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Get in my car and this is the first song that plays. Perfection. Happy Friday the 13th my friends.
Anybody checked out that new BURBS series with Keke Palmer? Is it interesting?
February 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Anybody checked out that new BURBS series with Keke Palmer? Is it interesting?
Aw, there’s a baby John krasinski.
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Aw, there’s a baby John krasinski.
Watching For Your Consideration stoned out. I would’ve bet every dollar I’d ever made this was a mockumentary like other Guest movies, but nope.
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Watching For Your Consideration stoned out. I would’ve bet every dollar I’d ever made this was a mockumentary like other Guest movies, but nope.
This just in, the “Jessie’s Song” sequence from TOY STORY 2 still makes me ugly cry.
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
This just in, the “Jessie’s Song” sequence from TOY STORY 2 still makes me ugly cry.
If an app or website doesn’t offer Dark Mode it doesn’t get my eyeballs. You sound like a psychopath.
Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
If an app or website doesn’t offer Dark Mode it doesn’t get my eyeballs. You sound like a psychopath.
I don’t know how or why this is the official poster for ENCANTO 2 on Letterboxd, but it made me snort-laugh.
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I don’t know how or why this is the official poster for ENCANTO 2 on Letterboxd, but it made me snort-laugh.
First migraine in awhile. Been in bed all day. Anything brighter than a candle is agony. Help.
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
First migraine in awhile. Been in bed all day. Anything brighter than a candle is agony. Help.
This is. A new favorite movie of mine. It’s ridiculous. Please tell me someone has riffed this.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This is. A new favorite movie of mine. It’s ridiculous. Please tell me someone has riffed this.
Holy xrap this movie is nuts in the best way.
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Holy xrap this movie is nuts in the best way.
Looking for movies on Tubi when you’re high is the best. I picked something called Robot Holocaust and everything about the first two minutes is hysterical.
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Looking for movies on Tubi when you’re high is the best. I picked something called Robot Holocaust and everything about the first two minutes is hysterical.
Best In Show is such a freakinh great movie.
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Best In Show is such a freakinh great movie.
It may be February, but if my kid asks for A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL then he’s getting A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL.
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
It may be February, but if my kid asks for A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL then he’s getting A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL.
“It’s The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars the Satellite of Love crew YAAAYYY!”
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
“It’s The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars the Satellite of Love crew YAAAYYY!”
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
Did you know that Burger King has TMNT figurines? I didn’t!
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Did you know that Burger King has TMNT figurines? I didn’t!
Finding a sealed SMALL SOLDIERS jigsaw puzzle for $2 is a great way to start the day.
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Finding a sealed SMALL SOLDIERS jigsaw puzzle for $2 is a great way to start the day.
Random thought: I don’t have screenshots to compare, but I was just wondering… Dek says at the end of PREDATOR BADLANDS that his mother has arrived, but what if the ship in question is actually the samurai and pilot who escaped at the climax of KILLER OF KILLERS?
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Random thought: I don’t have screenshots to compare, but I was just wondering… Dek says at the end of PREDATOR BADLANDS that his mother has arrived, but what if the ship in question is actually the samurai and pilot who escaped at the climax of KILLER OF KILLERS?