The Haunted Drive-in 🎄
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He/Him. Christ-follower and 1980s monster kid. Forever annoyed that Ed Wood didn’t win Best Picture back in 1994. https://linktr.ee/haunteddrivein
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So long as we can mock the elites, we are free. Keep circulating the hope.
Aw, there’s a baby John krasinski.
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Aw, there’s a baby John krasinski.
Watching For Your Consideration stoned out. I would’ve bet every dollar I’d ever made this was a mockumentary like other Guest movies, but nope.
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Watching For Your Consideration stoned out. I would’ve bet every dollar I’d ever made this was a mockumentary like other Guest movies, but nope.
This just in, the “Jessie’s Song” sequence from TOY STORY 2 still makes me ugly cry.
February 12, 2026 at 5:08 AM
This just in, the “Jessie’s Song” sequence from TOY STORY 2 still makes me ugly cry.
If an app or website doesn’t offer Dark Mode it doesn’t get my eyeballs. You sound like a psychopath.
Who tf puts Bluesky on dark mode?
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
If an app or website doesn’t offer Dark Mode it doesn’t get my eyeballs. You sound like a psychopath.
I don’t know how or why this is the official poster for ENCANTO 2 on Letterboxd, but it made me snort-laugh.
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I don’t know how or why this is the official poster for ENCANTO 2 on Letterboxd, but it made me snort-laugh.
First migraine in awhile. Been in bed all day. Anything brighter than a candle is agony. Help.
February 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
First migraine in awhile. Been in bed all day. Anything brighter than a candle is agony. Help.
This is. A new favorite movie of mine. It’s ridiculous. Please tell me someone has riffed this.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
This is. A new favorite movie of mine. It’s ridiculous. Please tell me someone has riffed this.
Holy xrap this movie is nuts in the best way.
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Holy xrap this movie is nuts in the best way.
Looking for movies on Tubi when you’re high is the best. I picked something called Robot Holocaust and everything about the first two minutes is hysterical.
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Looking for movies on Tubi when you’re high is the best. I picked something called Robot Holocaust and everything about the first two minutes is hysterical.
Best In Show is such a freakinh great movie.
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Best In Show is such a freakinh great movie.
It may be February, but if my kid asks for A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL then he’s getting A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL.
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM
It may be February, but if my kid asks for A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL then he’s getting A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL.
“It’s The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars the Satellite of Love crew YAAAYYY!”
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
“It’s The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars the Satellite of Love crew YAAAYYY!”
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
I know, I know… but man, how great would that be?
Did you know that Burger King has TMNT figurines? I didn’t!
February 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Did you know that Burger King has TMNT figurines? I didn’t!
Finding a sealed SMALL SOLDIERS jigsaw puzzle for $2 is a great way to start the day.
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Finding a sealed SMALL SOLDIERS jigsaw puzzle for $2 is a great way to start the day.
Random thought: I don’t have screenshots to compare, but I was just wondering… Dek says at the end of PREDATOR BADLANDS that his mother has arrived, but what if the ship in question is actually the samurai and pilot who escaped at the climax of KILLER OF KILLERS?
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Random thought: I don’t have screenshots to compare, but I was just wondering… Dek says at the end of PREDATOR BADLANDS that his mother has arrived, but what if the ship in question is actually the samurai and pilot who escaped at the climax of KILLER OF KILLERS?
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February 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Like if you love satan or ass
Repost if you love Jesus or tits
Repost if you love Jesus or tits
Netflix has added back a smattering of Christopher Guest classics. Time to honor dear Catherine with a viewing of A MIGHTY WIND.
a man in an orange shirt is making a funny face in front of a computer screen .
Alt: a man in an orange shirt is making a funny face in front of a computer screen .
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February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Netflix has added back a smattering of Christopher Guest classics. Time to honor dear Catherine with a viewing of A MIGHTY WIND.
The new Muppet Show special was short and sweet. Hope it leads to a revival.
February 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The new Muppet Show special was short and sweet. Hope it leads to a revival.
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The word for this collection of awesome VHS from @haunteddrivein.bsky.social is Eclectic. From Toys to Casablanca these won't just sit on a shelf. This is my next sick day marathon. Thank you!
February 4, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The word for this collection of awesome VHS from @haunteddrivein.bsky.social is Eclectic. From Toys to Casablanca these won't just sit on a shelf. This is my next sick day marathon. Thank you!
I’m giving my son a hug. Suddenly…
“Stop! Stop! I’ve got daddy beard in my mouf!”
“Stop! Stop! I’ve got daddy beard in my mouf!”
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I’m giving my son a hug. Suddenly…
“Stop! Stop! I’ve got daddy beard in my mouf!”
“Stop! Stop! I’ve got daddy beard in my mouf!”
Good news is back my friends: imgur.com/gallery/good...
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February 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Good news is back my friends: imgur.com/gallery/good...
Finally, some good news.
Here ya go!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Finally, some good news.
I’ve been making a habit of winding down the day with an edible and a Rifftrax Live! show each night. Does wonders for my mental health.
February 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I’ve been making a habit of winding down the day with an edible and a Rifftrax Live! show each night. Does wonders for my mental health.
Just holding on for READY OR NOT 2 at this point.
January 31, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Just holding on for READY OR NOT 2 at this point.