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Frankenstein (2025) A Netflix Original Horror Movie Review | Blood Splattered Vlog
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This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
This week The Horror Guru & Count Jackula review Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN!
A gothic tragedy about an abused child, who grows to become a narcissistic scientist, and in turn abuses his own creation!
#Horror #Frankenstein #Netflix
youtu.be/gtqpxlbSlrE
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Saw a post today that advised writers to stop writing as if a human will read it and start writing for an LLM that will be summarising.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Saw a post today that advised writers to stop writing as if a human will read it and start writing for an LLM that will be summarising.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
As someone who really enjoyed trying to develop a peculiar but readable authorial voice, I find this incredibly depressing.
DEATHSTALKER (2025) is a hilarious, gory and cheesy romp.
Its like if you threw Army of Darkness, Willow and a death metal album into a blender. Hilarious dialogue, tons of practical monsters, and blood everywhere.
It a four horn salute from me! 🤘😈🤘
Its like if you threw Army of Darkness, Willow and a death metal album into a blender. Hilarious dialogue, tons of practical monsters, and blood everywhere.
It a four horn salute from me! 🤘😈🤘
November 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
DEATHSTALKER (2025) is a hilarious, gory and cheesy romp.
Its like if you threw Army of Darkness, Willow and a death metal album into a blender. Hilarious dialogue, tons of practical monsters, and blood everywhere.
It a four horn salute from me! 🤘😈🤘
Its like if you threw Army of Darkness, Willow and a death metal album into a blender. Hilarious dialogue, tons of practical monsters, and blood everywhere.
It a four horn salute from me! 🤘😈🤘
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It’s wild how 2025 gave us two Luigi Mangione-coded protagonists and they’re both from dystopian, pseudonymous Stephen King novels from a half century ago.
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
It’s wild how 2025 gave us two Luigi Mangione-coded protagonists and they’re both from dystopian, pseudonymous Stephen King novels from a half century ago.
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A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
newjerseyglobe.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Now watching: DEATHSTALKER (2025) 📽
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Now watching: DEATHSTALKER (2025) 📽
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God, this opening is so good, I mean, damn, I nearly cry listening to it every time.
Record of Lodoss War - Opening | Kiseki no Umi - YouTube
Artist: Maaya SakamotoSong: Kiseki no UmiWatch Record of Lodoss War on Crunchyroll! https://got.cr/cc-rolwopIn a land torn by war, young Parn and a ragtag te...
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November 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
God, this opening is so good, I mean, damn, I nearly cry listening to it every time.
Shelby Oaks (2025) is a spooky ass flick. Loved its atmosphere, its mystery and its ultimate conclusion.
Some of the green screening was wonky, but nothing that ruined my overall enjoyment.
I can see why Mike Flanagan took a shine to it though, there is a little Absentia in this film's DNA. 👍
Some of the green screening was wonky, but nothing that ruined my overall enjoyment.
I can see why Mike Flanagan took a shine to it though, there is a little Absentia in this film's DNA. 👍
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Shelby Oaks (2025) is a spooky ass flick. Loved its atmosphere, its mystery and its ultimate conclusion.
Some of the green screening was wonky, but nothing that ruined my overall enjoyment.
I can see why Mike Flanagan took a shine to it though, there is a little Absentia in this film's DNA. 👍
Some of the green screening was wonky, but nothing that ruined my overall enjoyment.
I can see why Mike Flanagan took a shine to it though, there is a little Absentia in this film's DNA. 👍
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For the first time in my career, I can’t tell people to trust what the CDC website says. And that is an incredibly sad and devastating place for this country to be.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
For the first time in my career, I can’t tell people to trust what the CDC website says. And that is an incredibly sad and devastating place for this country to be.
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Watching BABY DRIVER again. Such good characters, dialogue, story. Actors are amazing, music is incredible. Has everything going for it. And you pause the movie at any point and it looks like a painting. Beautiful movie. @edgarwright.bsky.social is the best.
a man and a woman are holding hands and smiling .
ALT: a man and a woman are holding hands and smiling .
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March 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Watching BABY DRIVER again. Such good characters, dialogue, story. Actors are amazing, music is incredible. Has everything going for it. And you pause the movie at any point and it looks like a painting. Beautiful movie. @edgarwright.bsky.social is the best.
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Mainstream news covered the Jeffrey Epstein emails related to ppl like Trump. Today, I want to take a look at Epstein's correspondence with prominent atheist and physicist Lawrence Krauss, who asked the pedophile's advice on responding to accusations of sexual assault skepchick.org/2025/11/so-i...
So I’m in the Epstein Files
Transcript: Look. I know that on this channel, I often criticize prominent people for actions that I find detestable: accepting dark money and failing to disclose it, producing propaganda for Big O…
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November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Mainstream news covered the Jeffrey Epstein emails related to ppl like Trump. Today, I want to take a look at Epstein's correspondence with prominent atheist and physicist Lawrence Krauss, who asked the pedophile's advice on responding to accusations of sexual assault skepchick.org/2025/11/so-i...
Now watching SHELBY OAKS (2025) 📽
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Now watching SHELBY OAKS (2025) 📽
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Peter D.
He's a GOAT.
He's a GOAT.
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Peter D.
He's a GOAT.
He's a GOAT.
Now watching a modern Thanksgiving classic imo:
BROTHERS (2024) 📽
BROTHERS (2024) 📽
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Now watching a modern Thanksgiving classic imo:
BROTHERS (2024) 📽
BROTHERS (2024) 📽
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i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
![However, the brothers' Google search history in the weeks after the theft for phrases including "how to wash crypto”, “top crypto lawyers”, “wire fraud statute / wire fraud statue [sic] of limitations”, and “prison or jail worse” suggest that perhaps the brothers had some clue that their actions could be interpreted criminally, as do the brothers' own descriptions of their plan as “sus”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exrxvyu6bpoym6mbnctke5tn/bafkreicpwu5pjoddgp2ovmaka2kfu6d6uc7uijrld5a4hovz5qpaqlkk5u@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly
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Put me together, one more time....
Love me forever, fix me right....
Put me together, make me better....
Love me forever, hold me tight....
Love me forever, fix me right....
Put me together, make me better....
Love me forever, hold me tight....
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Put me together, one more time....
Love me forever, fix me right....
Put me together, make me better....
Love me forever, hold me tight....
Love me forever, fix me right....
Put me together, make me better....
Love me forever, hold me tight....
Everyone obsessed with Epstein should take this into consideration.
This White House is a haven for abusers of women and children.
This White House is a haven for abusers of women and children.
Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Everyone obsessed with Epstein should take this into consideration.
This White House is a haven for abusers of women and children.
This White House is a haven for abusers of women and children.
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Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Interviews and records show the White House intervened on behalf of accused sex trafficker Andrew Tate during a federal investigation.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
The incident is the latest in a string of matters where the Trump administration has inserted itself to help friends and target foes.
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we are returning to the state in which the framers intended for the legislature, in which the lower chamber and the upper chamber absolutely despise one another
The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we are returning to the state in which the framers intended for the legislature, in which the lower chamber and the upper chamber absolutely despise one another
Rewatching one of my favorites from this year:
Caught Stealing (2025) 📽
Caught Stealing (2025) 📽
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Rewatching one of my favorites from this year:
Caught Stealing (2025) 📽
Caught Stealing (2025) 📽
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Season 4 rewatch: Complete!
Season 4 is the longest & most bloated season so far, but justifies its length with some of these most iconic episodes of the series.
Highlights: Everything Eddie or Argyle, Running Up That Hill & all of episode 4, Eleven's/Vecna's origins & MASTER OF PUPPETS! 🤘 😈 🤘
Season 4 is the longest & most bloated season so far, but justifies its length with some of these most iconic episodes of the series.
Highlights: Everything Eddie or Argyle, Running Up That Hill & all of episode 4, Eleven's/Vecna's origins & MASTER OF PUPPETS! 🤘 😈 🤘
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Season 4 rewatch: Complete!
Season 4 is the longest & most bloated season so far, but justifies its length with some of these most iconic episodes of the series.
Highlights: Everything Eddie or Argyle, Running Up That Hill & all of episode 4, Eleven's/Vecna's origins & MASTER OF PUPPETS! 🤘 😈 🤘
Season 4 is the longest & most bloated season so far, but justifies its length with some of these most iconic episodes of the series.
Highlights: Everything Eddie or Argyle, Running Up That Hill & all of episode 4, Eleven's/Vecna's origins & MASTER OF PUPPETS! 🤘 😈 🤘
The trailer for the new Gore Verbinski movie "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" looks like a goddamn blast! 📽️
youtu.be/CaSxNAZUKsM?...
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GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON'T DIE | Teaser Trailer | February 13 - Only in Theaters
YouTube video by Briarcliff Entertainment
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November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The trailer for the new Gore Verbinski movie "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die" looks like a goddamn blast! 📽️
youtu.be/CaSxNAZUKsM?...
youtu.be/CaSxNAZUKsM?...
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Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
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The Trump campaign had Hulk Hogan at the RNC hyping up a crowd while they waved signs that said "Mass Deportations Now". This is exactly what these morons endorsed.
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The Trump campaign had Hulk Hogan at the RNC hyping up a crowd while they waved signs that said "Mass Deportations Now". This is exactly what these morons endorsed.
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"Whoa, they are doing government exactly like how we promoted them last year. Shocker of shockers."
Fuck these two. They get no grace from me.
Fuck these two. They get no grace from me.
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"Whoa, they are doing government exactly like how we promoted them last year. Shocker of shockers."
Fuck these two. They get no grace from me.
Fuck these two. They get no grace from me.