Chandler Ritter-Roberts
@storyteller222.bsky.social
Is a Californian, is a Twitter refugee from bots. Has bits of knowledge and oddities at his disposal.
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Commission Rates After graduating from university, and a hiatus, I need to start generating income. So, as a writer, I’m opening writing commissions to make ends meet. Below you’ll see my rates, meth...
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To Whom It May Concern,
I am doing writing commissions and here are my rates. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
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I am doing writing commissions and here are my rates. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
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The cast of Sailor Moon drawn by Kiyohiko Azuma (Yotsuba&!, Azumanga Daioh)
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The cast of Sailor Moon drawn by Kiyohiko Azuma (Yotsuba&!, Azumanga Daioh)
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"Brazilian democracy has spent the past three years in a near-permanent state of tension – a full-body clench against an ex-president who refused to accept defeat," writes Julia Vargas Jones. "On Saturday morning, those muscles tightened again." | Analysis https://cnn.it/48yLloX
Bolsonaro tested Brazil's democracy. Its Supreme Court stepped in | CNN
Brazilian democracy has spent the past three years in a near-permanent state of tension – a full-body clench against an ex-president who refused to accept defeat. On Saturday morning, those muscles tightened again.
www.cnn.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"Brazilian democracy has spent the past three years in a near-permanent state of tension – a full-body clench against an ex-president who refused to accept defeat," writes Julia Vargas Jones. "On Saturday morning, those muscles tightened again." | Analysis https://cnn.it/48yLloX
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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In the UK, the military literally swears an oath to the monarch and their heirs.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
In the UK, the military literally swears an oath to the monarch and their heirs.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
GUESS WHY WE DO NOT DO THAT.
In the United States, our military takes an oath to faithfully defend the Constitution of the United States, against all enemies foreign...
and domestic.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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How to make beautiful comics:
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
imgs.xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How to make beautiful comics:
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
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When faced with a life-changing accident, Jean-Karlo turned to Hiroshi Fujioka's performance as Kamen Rider and the series' enduring story of hope.
How Kamen Rider Helped Me Recover from Trauma
www.animenewsnetwork.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When faced with a life-changing accident, Jean-Karlo turned to Hiroshi Fujioka's performance as Kamen Rider and the series' enduring story of hope.
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If @theguardian.com who had 10.5 million followers on X can leave, so can you.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If @theguardian.com who had 10.5 million followers on X can leave, so can you.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
There's absolutely no excuse for staying.
I have huge admiration and respect for The Guardian for taking a stand and living up to their name.
If you're a good person you should follow their example and leave X.
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Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself. 🙌💪👏✊️👇
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
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Since the Wizard books are cropping up in discourse I must remind the internet:
"But Dune-"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"
*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Since the Wizard books are cropping up in discourse I must remind the internet:
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The verdict is in:
It's a Russian peace plan.
No one thinks it's weird that Russia dictates US foreign policy now.
It's a Russian peace plan.
No one thinks it's weird that Russia dictates US foreign policy now.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The verdict is in:
It's a Russian peace plan.
No one thinks it's weird that Russia dictates US foreign policy now.
It's a Russian peace plan.
No one thinks it's weird that Russia dictates US foreign policy now.
Seven months later, but a neat little thread. I dug what Tacomaster Studios had done. It looks rather ripe for expansion in certain ways.
Good job. ^^
Good job. ^^
Because life has been rough lately, and will keep being rough, let’s play a game.
What kind of game? A game of time travel, history, media landscapes, and some creativity.
#BuildYourAltCongolmerate
What kind of game? A game of time travel, history, media landscapes, and some creativity.
#BuildYourAltCongolmerate
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Seven months later, but a neat little thread. I dug what Tacomaster Studios had done. It looks rather ripe for expansion in certain ways.
Good job. ^^
Good job. ^^
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A strange mishmash of influencers, anti-ageing entrepreneurs, Big Business leaders (Walmart, Google) and top govt officials gathered at the ritzy Waldorf Astoria in DC.
Notably absent were any academic researchers or clinicians. Instead, panelists criticized the medical establishment all day long.
Notably absent were any academic researchers or clinicians. Instead, panelists criticized the medical establishment all day long.
There's an exclusive, closed-to-media MAHA summit tomorrow. Here's the full agenda I was leaked
In attendance will be JD Vance, RFK Jr, Bhattacharya, Makary, actor Russell Brand (who is facing rape and sexual assault charges), and dozens of other MAHA influencers and people in Trump's orbit
In attendance will be JD Vance, RFK Jr, Bhattacharya, Makary, actor Russell Brand (who is facing rape and sexual assault charges), and dozens of other MAHA influencers and people in Trump's orbit
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
A strange mishmash of influencers, anti-ageing entrepreneurs, Big Business leaders (Walmart, Google) and top govt officials gathered at the ritzy Waldorf Astoria in DC.
Notably absent were any academic researchers or clinicians. Instead, panelists criticized the medical establishment all day long.
Notably absent were any academic researchers or clinicians. Instead, panelists criticized the medical establishment all day long.
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In his final moments, Atom spends the last of his energy saving a small village from a bomb strike. He stumbles into a house where a child has just been born, and goes to the bedside, wondering at the sight of her. "Human babies are so amazing..." he marvels. "They grow up..."
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
In his final moments, Atom spends the last of his energy saving a small village from a bomb strike. He stumbles into a house where a child has just been born, and goes to the bedside, wondering at the sight of her. "Human babies are so amazing..." he marvels. "They grow up..."
Hey, @generatorrexy.bsky.social, I'm throwing you a post in the hopes that you've been doing well.
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hey, @generatorrexy.bsky.social, I'm throwing you a post in the hopes that you've been doing well.
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So to save you from a bunch of bullshit:
Olivia Nuzzi's ex wrote a substack detailing all the weird sex shit between her and RFK Jr and it's gross.
That's it that's all there is to it the end go to bed
Olivia Nuzzi's ex wrote a substack detailing all the weird sex shit between her and RFK Jr and it's gross.
That's it that's all there is to it the end go to bed
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
So to save you from a bunch of bullshit:
Olivia Nuzzi's ex wrote a substack detailing all the weird sex shit between her and RFK Jr and it's gross.
That's it that's all there is to it the end go to bed
Olivia Nuzzi's ex wrote a substack detailing all the weird sex shit between her and RFK Jr and it's gross.
That's it that's all there is to it the end go to bed
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TIL RFK Sr had 11 children and somehow we got stuck with that one
In celebration of what would have been Robert F. Kennedy’s 100th birthday, Maxwell Taylor Kennedy has penned an op-ed celebrating his father’s legacy—and savaging his brother, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., for tearing it down.
RFK Jr. Blasted by Brother for ‘Betraying’ Father’s Legacy
Maxwell Taylor Kennedy has savaged the Health Secretary in an op-ed.
trib.al
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 AM
TIL RFK Sr had 11 children and somehow we got stuck with that one
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5 years almost to the fucking day. Incredible. Can’t take the grift out of the girl
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
5 years almost to the fucking day. Incredible. Can’t take the grift out of the girl
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These two Dragon Ball pieces were the ones I heard the most remarks on from passerby’s at the last convention.
Shocker, people like Dragon Ball!
#art #songoku #dragonball #dbz #chichi
Shocker, people like Dragon Ball!
#art #songoku #dragonball #dbz #chichi
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
These two Dragon Ball pieces were the ones I heard the most remarks on from passerby’s at the last convention.
Shocker, people like Dragon Ball!
#art #songoku #dragonball #dbz #chichi
Shocker, people like Dragon Ball!
#art #songoku #dragonball #dbz #chichi
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I do. I don't like plugging it too much, and I never expect much from it.
Just gives me something to aim for in the foreseeable future while I'm being a caregiver. I keep myself busy in the meantime.
But it is nice to dream.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Just gives me something to aim for in the foreseeable future while I'm being a caregiver. I keep myself busy in the meantime.
But it is nice to dream.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I do. I don't like plugging it too much, and I never expect much from it.
Just gives me something to aim for in the foreseeable future while I'm being a caregiver. I keep myself busy in the meantime.
But it is nice to dream.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Just gives me something to aim for in the foreseeable future while I'm being a caregiver. I keep myself busy in the meantime.
But it is nice to dream.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Mamdani walked in with an agenda. Trump walked out repeating it.
Trump’s Oval Office Surrender to Zohran Mamdani
In a stunning White House meeting, Donald Trump abandoned his party’s narrative and embraced New York City’s mayor-elect, while Mamdani stayed laser-focused on issues facing the city.
www.meidasplus.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Mamdani walked in with an agenda. Trump walked out repeating it.