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SUEDE (NOT THE BAND)
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I'm Suede. Making videos about Autism & Pokémon, not at the same time (yet). #actuallyautistic . You engage in good faith, I answer. If not, I block. Cishet, He/Him 🏳️‍🌈
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Since it's been pointed out that I am just the worst at self-promotion, here's a reminder that the entire first season of Pokemon Journey, as well as 25 ALL NEW episodes from 194-219 are available FREE AND PUBLIC on my Patreon, no membership required!

www.patreon.com/posts/suedes...
Suede's Pokémon Journey, Episode 218-19 | Suede
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Just realized Mulan seems to be in a weird state of Quantum Bechdel Achievement since two women do talk briefly about something other than a man...

But that thing is preparing for marriage 😆 So does it still pass?
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sometimes imagery from early Pokémon flashes into your mind and you have to wonder "was that even real?"

Yes, it was. Jesus was canon in Kanto.
February 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I'm doing a stream where you watch the most BORING part of being a youtuber! How can you resist?

(also chatting and commenting on State Of Play)
Body Doubling - Editing Episode 232
YouTube video by Suede Lives
youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This is funny to me considering that in NZ, the only doritos that are even close to orange is Cheese Supreme
not sure if these actually taste any different or if my brain's all NOT ORANGE
February 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Ok hear me out: this will be way more benign than AI, at least we can let the rich folk go off planet while we try and fix things here

Plus we might get a couple of reverse OceanGates out of it too 🤞
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Its about that time to remind folks that greasers/bikers/West Side Story gangs were all boomers

So yep, I absolutely guarantee it
Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
February 12, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"It's over for us" he says as the opening punch whiffs and delays like Opening Night Auditions for the Christian Wrestling Federation
‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ writer Rhett Reese reacts to viral AI video of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt fighting:

“I hate to say it. It’s likely over for us.”
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Tidus: Sorry, Whale Satan says what?
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Age verification? I remember when color cellphones were the new hotness
Age verification? My first video game home console had NO colors. Solid black or solid white, that was it.
February 10, 2026 at 10:38 PM
MATT BRALY PROJECT CANCELED NOOO

WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU AFTER SPIDER-MAN AND MITCHELLS AND KPOP SONY

WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU
As we're getting a new movie from Sony Pictures Animation, we also lost one that would've gotten great hype form animation fans, especially with the involvement of Matt Braly and Rebecca Sugar. It's unfortunate. The concept sounded like it had some real good potential.
variety.com/2026/film/ne...
Sony Scraps Thai-Inspired Animated Movie After Two Years of Development: Director Says It Was ‘Judged as Not Commercial Enough to Produce’
Animator Matt Braly alleges that Sony scrapped his Thai-inspired animated movie because the studio deemed it "not commercial enough to produce."
variety.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
GoG is usually good about keeping up old versions but steam version is now gone and the PSN version is on borrowed time

You want untainted, non-trans erasing, non sex pest adding Yakuza 3 on consoles GET ON IT NOW
don't see it on steam at least
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Last chance!
PSA: Be sure to buy this version of Yakuza 3 before the 12th of February as Sega has a nasty habit of delisting games once the remake is out.

So if you haven't played the third one and dont want to play the version that they added a sex pest actor to, could be your last chance 😩
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE
What's further upsetting about the removal of that substory in Yakuza 3 is that the character model for Ayaka (and her voice) were the likeness of the VERY REAL transwoman Ayana Tsubaki. So the game just erased an actual trans woman.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayana_T...
Ayana Tsubaki - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 AM
"Terraform mars!" "Terraform the Moon!"

The fact that no starry-eyed billionaires have even once suggested maybe terraforming Antarctica or the Australian outback or the Sahara first speaks volumes about what their actual priorities are 😅
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 PM
To the "what about grace, what about redemption, isnt that the entire point of the games etc etc" crowd:

Maybe.

If he apologized.

Which he never did.

So no.
The movement to remove voice actor who has admitted to sexual assault has Yakuza fans at their breaking point: aftermath.site/yakuza-kiwami-...
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Eco-Terrorists Win
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
You're the handsomest robot in all the land but all anyone cares about is who ran off with God's severed arm :(
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Streaming the editing of an episode of a kids show into a video for people who want to remember the kids show! youtube.com/live/W1xDkKu...
Body Doubling - Editing Episode 232
YouTube video by Suede Lives
youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Persona 5.

Because I should have been patient and waited for Persona 5 Royal 😋
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
PSA: Be sure to buy this version of Yakuza 3 before the 12th of February as Sega has a nasty habit of delisting games once the remake is out.

So if you haven't played the third one and dont want to play the version that they added a sex pest actor to, could be your last chance 😩
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
HEY WANT TO WATCH A NERD PUSHING 40 MAKE FUNNY VOICES

youtube.com/live/_qMx0Vy...
Body Doubling - Recording
YouTube video by Suede Lives
youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
For those who dont know, NTR is short for a JAPANESE word, Netorare, meaning basically a cheating fetish.

And this is the Japanese account so EVEN THE LANGUAGE BARRIER ISNT A FACTOR

IT'D BE LIKE A PODCAST ABOUT ORGANIC PRODUCE CALLED "BIG NATURALS"
THATS WHAT YOURE CALLING IT? ARE YOU SURE?
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes And You Get What You Deserve
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.

Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?

Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Japan, you have the chance to do the funniest thing here
Congrats to France for actually kinda nutting up and treating Musk like the pedophile he is very publicly documented to be but let’s be honest if France is doing that first every other country really fucked up here.
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Fun tip for novelists: if youre looking for fun name ideas, browse medical Wikipedia.

Like, there's a powerful poison used as an immunosuppressant called VINCRISTINE. What an amazing fantasy villain name, or you could break it up into Vincent Christine for like a vampire hitman.
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 AM