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SUEDE (NOT THE BAND)
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I'm Suede. Making videos about Autism & Pokémon, not at the same time (yet). #actuallyautistic . You engage in good faith, I answer. If not, I block. Cishet, He/Him 🏳️‍🌈
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The fact that FIFA now has a peace prize sounds ludicrous on the surface but then you remember the most prestigious food award in the world is given by a tire company
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Having read up on the game, it is indeed pretty dang disturbing and I personally don't think I could handle it.

But it is NOWHERE NEAR as disturbing as other acclaimed art. If games want to be art, the medium needs to mature (with appropriate warnings).

Otherwise they will largely remain toys.
Despite the controversy, Horses is only shocking if you're unfamiliar with the history movies, theater, literature, or basically any art form that does not have stats. aftermath.site/horses-indie-g...
Horses Is Tame
Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale if you're not familiar with any other art form.
aftermath.site
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Well...

...yeah.
Blindspots for Millennials 😅

IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The fact that the Simpsons was meant to be an average family really feels weird when you consider Homer meant to be at least 36.

Were people just more affected by diet or constant second hand smoke than I thought? Very very few people I know in my age group are as bald as him 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
"It's seriously gross when 30 year olds care too much about kids cartoons"

I mean I get the general sentiment but my dude,

my sibling in Christ,

who do you think makes kids cartoons
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Its wonderful but I feel like they seriously missed a trick not having Daniel Craig play the character as The One Human.

I would bet cash money that he would do it for free
December 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Professional Youtuber "Can you talk to my kid?"

Not unless you want a seriously disenchanted child, my dude
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I am loving Leon's SPICY pose on the new Resident Evil promo art 🤣
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
On the one hand I'm proud of my country for having a functioning blood donation system even when it's entirely voluntary. It shows people really will help even without monetary incentive.

...

That being said I also wouldn't mind if we got a couple bucks or even a gift card 😅
Can't afford Netflix? Give platelets! You're stuck in that chair for like 3 hours. Plenty of time for Frankenstein or the new Knives Out, and you usually get a gift card at the end.

Oh, and it also helps cancer patients.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Has anyone tried doing fan dubs where they're like rifftrax where you just have to turn down the original's volume?

Its a rough solution to be sure but I just feel so bad for visually impaired folk who want to watch those anime that get horrific AI dubs 😢
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
You, foolish, pathetic, uncouth: Why did they reduce Tifa's bazongas to only enormous? Feminism has gone too far! 🥺🥺😭

Me, intellectual, refined, cultured:
GIVE TIFA'S GUNS THEIR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO BARE ARMS YOU COWARDS
Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Wild when you realize both the people and the bird responsible for thanksgiving were named after countries they had nothing to do with 😅
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Autistic kids in the US: Gotta go fast

Autistic kids in the UK: And we were going so nicely too
Or Thomas the Tank Engine if you live in the UK.
Australia: Vaccines are literally curing cancer here

USA: But what if it makes kids really really like sonic the hedgehog
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Australia: Vaccines are literally curing cancer here

USA: But what if it makes kids really really like sonic the hedgehog
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Listen, this is coming from a place of (sometimes grudging) respect. I will always be jealous of the man's dialogue.

But Quentin...

My dude...

Bro...

Glass houses, man
Quentin Tarantino bashes ‘The Hunger Games’ for “ripping off” ‘Battle Royale’ on Bret Easton Ellis’ podcast:

“I do not understand how the Japanese writer didn’t sue Suzanne Collins for every f***ing thing she owns.”
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I just simply do not understand how people are like "We've saved so many work hours by getting AI to write incidental dialogue" because if I was offered a 9-5, mon-fri, clocking in to write lines for a series of funny little guys reacting to things, I would work for 20 years and then die happy
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It's autism, dingus
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Redwall, by either Laika Studios or Cartoon Saloon.

And it needs to be a musical
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
HE DOESN'T EVEN GLANCE AT THE ROAD

He freaking CLOSES HIS EYES rather than shift focus to the side even once! It'd be impressive if it wasn't so dangerous!
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hot dog! Get this into general use, stat!

@caseyexplosion.bsky.social I know you're a big advocate, if you could give this a boost?
We're stoked to introduce the 'No Gen AI' seal for indie games!

Indie devs can use it on their game's store page to assure potential players that their game was made without the use of Generative AI.

You can grab it from the Polygon Treehouse website:-

www.polygon-treehouse.com/no-gen-ai-seal
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm telling you, make a universal "Nintendo seal of approval" style png saying Certified Human Made or similar and watch the sales increase
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Screen for traffickers and abusers, sure. Heck, screen for scammers, too.

But so many people who've served sentences for minor things like theft and possession can't get jobs. The black mark just disqualifies them of the bat. SW is often the only viable option.

Take that away, where do they go?
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Has there been an official line on whether we just never saw the toilets on the enterprise or if replicator food is so astoundingly healthy for you that it leaves zero waste product in your body
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Since the Wizard books are cropping up in discourse I must remind the internet:
"But Dune-"
*smack* "HERBERT IS DEEEEAD"

*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND HIS ESTATE DOESN'T FUND QUEERPHOBIC CAUSES"

*walks away*
*comes back*
*smack* "AND EVEN WHEN HE WAS ALIVE AND A RAGING HOMOPHOBE HE DIDN'T PLEDGE OVER 80% OF HIS NET WORTH TO DESTROYING QUEER PEOPLE"
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Mulan is my personal favorite, Hunchback has the best individual scenes, but I will die on the hill that Beauty and The Beast is the best overall Disney film.

It's all the good things about Disney with almost none of the bad.
34 years ago today, ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’ released in theaters.
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM