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Too funny not to post
January 2, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Too funny not to post
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
Surely, you can’t be serious.
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Surely, you can’t be serious.
My personal favorite NYE tradition is the drunk Lance Corporal proposing to his girlfriend in Times Square live on TV
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
My personal favorite NYE tradition is the drunk Lance Corporal proposing to his girlfriend in Times Square live on TV
Everything gets memeified. I’ve seen more memes about the day cares than actual articles. A complex issue boiled down to a nihilistic, sarcastic caption.
And that’s what gets broadly consumed. All context and nuance is utterly lost.
And when that’s pointed out: “what it’s just a joke! Lighten up!”
And that’s what gets broadly consumed. All context and nuance is utterly lost.
And when that’s pointed out: “what it’s just a joke! Lighten up!”
Somewhere in the last ten years I realized that you needed to, you know, go to the second page of google to get the real story. Or take the five minutes to find the source material.
And the thing is I don’t know how you get an entire country who’s brains are melted by tik tok and twitter to do that
And the thing is I don’t know how you get an entire country who’s brains are melted by tik tok and twitter to do that
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Everything gets memeified. I’ve seen more memes about the day cares than actual articles. A complex issue boiled down to a nihilistic, sarcastic caption.
And that’s what gets broadly consumed. All context and nuance is utterly lost.
And when that’s pointed out: “what it’s just a joke! Lighten up!”
And that’s what gets broadly consumed. All context and nuance is utterly lost.
And when that’s pointed out: “what it’s just a joke! Lighten up!”
Somewhere in the last ten years I realized that you needed to, you know, go to the second page of google to get the real story. Or take the five minutes to find the source material.
And the thing is I don’t know how you get an entire country who’s brains are melted by tik tok and twitter to do that
And the thing is I don’t know how you get an entire country who’s brains are melted by tik tok and twitter to do that
December 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Somewhere in the last ten years I realized that you needed to, you know, go to the second page of google to get the real story. Or take the five minutes to find the source material.
And the thing is I don’t know how you get an entire country who’s brains are melted by tik tok and twitter to do that
And the thing is I don’t know how you get an entire country who’s brains are melted by tik tok and twitter to do that
I’m rewatching Master of the Air and I just has to imagine that there is no other drunk quite like “the war is over” drunk
December 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I’m rewatching Master of the Air and I just has to imagine that there is no other drunk quite like “the war is over” drunk
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
Another great example of exurban/rural America thinking their life experiences make them some sort of unique/special snowflake amidst the larger American experience.
Oh you went binge drinking with your high school friends and then made some really questionable choices?
Oh you went binge drinking with your high school friends and then made some really questionable choices?
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Another great example of exurban/rural America thinking their life experiences make them some sort of unique/special snowflake amidst the larger American experience.
Oh you went binge drinking with your high school friends and then made some really questionable choices?
Oh you went binge drinking with your high school friends and then made some really questionable choices?
During Linus’ recitation of Luke 2 in A Charlie Brown Christmas, as he begins verse 10, he drops his blanket at precisely the moment he says “Fear not: for behold I bring you tidings of great joy…”
It is the only time we ever see Linus drop his blanket.
“Fear not”
It is the only time we ever see Linus drop his blanket.
“Fear not”
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
During Linus’ recitation of Luke 2 in A Charlie Brown Christmas, as he begins verse 10, he drops his blanket at precisely the moment he says “Fear not: for behold I bring you tidings of great joy…”
It is the only time we ever see Linus drop his blanket.
“Fear not”
It is the only time we ever see Linus drop his blanket.
“Fear not”
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The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Beaneater, by Annibale Carracci, 1580s
Don’t we know that the Census of Quirinius occurred in the springtime?
Has the “Christmas pagan holiday” claim ever really made anyone feel trolled and/or owned? The most conservative Christian I’ve ever known would prob respond to it with “well, the Bible doesn’t say when Jesus was born, so December 25 was just somebody’s guess”
December 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Don’t we know that the Census of Quirinius occurred in the springtime?
The four year old is downstairs chanting “No more Christmas!”, in full view of the Elf, because I told her we’re watching Xhristmas movies today and not Paw Patrol
December 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The four year old is downstairs chanting “No more Christmas!”, in full view of the Elf, because I told her we’re watching Xhristmas movies today and not Paw Patrol
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This also answers the question: which Catholics on the Court believe the Pope is the Vicar of Christ and fear for their souls?
BREAKING: #SCOTUS rejects Trump over deployment of National Guard to aid immigration enforcement in Illinois, says law limits use to when regular military is insufficient. 3 justices dissent: Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
25A443 Order
www.documentcloud.org
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This also answers the question: which Catholics on the Court believe the Pope is the Vicar of Christ and fear for their souls?
I TOOK A FUCKING VACATION DAY TODAY. MY FIRST ONE SINCE JULY. I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR HOSSES BOTHER YOU ON YOIR DAYS OFF. THATS A YOU PROBLEM. SO NO I DIDNT SEND YOU THE FILE YOU ASKED FOR AT 8AM ON MY DAY OFF.
December 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I TOOK A FUCKING VACATION DAY TODAY. MY FIRST ONE SINCE JULY. I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR HOSSES BOTHER YOU ON YOIR DAYS OFF. THATS A YOU PROBLEM. SO NO I DIDNT SEND YOU THE FILE YOU ASKED FOR AT 8AM ON MY DAY OFF.
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
Why are there Kates in the sky?
oh my god its literally Long Beach's wario
December 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Why are there Kates in the sky?
I bet Konrad loves this shit
December 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I bet Konrad loves this shit
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, FORTY BELOW, SNOOPY WENT UP IN SEARCH OF HIS FOE
December 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, FORTY BELOW, SNOOPY WENT UP IN SEARCH OF HIS FOE
Yes, yes airport beers, shower beers, beach beers, tailgate beers.
No beer tops the train beer on the last commute home before the holidays beer.
No beer tops the train beer on the last commute home before the holidays beer.
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yes, yes airport beers, shower beers, beach beers, tailgate beers.
No beer tops the train beer on the last commute home before the holidays beer.
No beer tops the train beer on the last commute home before the holidays beer.
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Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it