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Here to escape the dross of society on Twitter who think they’re about to usher in a new era in which they rule over us all.
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Yes, when cooking I snap the spaghetti/linguini in half so it fits the pan.

It’s just better that way.
There’s no way the US has planned for what comes next.

Maduro’s network of crooks and villains won’t countenance anyone that will take away their toys so what happens?

History tells us that a period of horrifying and bloody violence erupts.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
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when you finally eat something healthy after almost two weeks of delicious crap
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Good for Reuters for changing their headline. Pressure works. Grok did not do this. Elon Musk did.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
How is this any different to Russia invading Ukraine?

If Gianni Infantino was capable of embarrassment I’d say he would be feeling a little bit of it right now.
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Coming soon: China fucking up Taiwan because now it’s all about doing whatever you want.
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
TLDR: Musks fault.
January 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This is apalling, but what did we expect? Humans were always going to use AI for porn or to dream up new ways of killing one another.

This should have been foreseen and shut down with legislation backed by huge fines.

Let’s do what Denmark did and give everyone copyright over their own likeness.
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Feels……………. abnormal.

The people who can’t read are expecting those who visit space to throw away their books.

100% this is driven by some religious zealot weirdo that is stashed away in the WH apparatus somewhere.

Suggest moving them from one room to another and saying you binned them.
Totally normal. Nothing to see here 😡
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If you “accidentally, sorry guv” put sexually explicit material containing minors on the internet you’d be in jail so fast your head would spin.

Elon Musk though? He’ll rip another fat line of Ketamine and use a $1000 bill to light a candle. No police will knock on his/his chief programmers door.
“As noted, we’ve identified lapses in safeguards and are urgently fixing them—CSAM is illegal and prohibited,” xAI posted to the @Grok account on X...

When a system is controlled by someone as predatory as Musk, it will inevitably keep breaking 'safeguards' in outrageous and sick ways.

#Pinks
Elon Musk’s Grok AI generates images of ‘minors in minimal clothing’
xAI says it is working to improve systems after lapses in safeguards led to wave of sexualized images this week
www.theguardian.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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China's per capita emissions are now on par with the UK's.

China now generates energy from just solar that is nearly the total of India's energy use (from sources of energy).

So the China hawks who argue "Ah, but China!" can now be quiet.
More or Less - Numbers of the Year 2025 - BBC Sounds
A plethora of interesting numbers you may not know about.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
We need our parameters reset.

We dance around the middle ground in this country. It’s ridiculous.

We either go full-bore for heavy taxation but grade-A public services or we go full-bore on low taxation and it’s every man for himself.

One makes the vast majority happy. One makes the rich happy.
'Every time we asked the electorate their opinion, vast numbers of them press the button clearly marked “Make things better”. Yet every time, things just keep on getting worse.'

Happy new year, everybody!
British voters never get what they want
At each election, people demand change that does not come
www.newstatesman.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 AM
New York crime rate just plummeted.
Some news — George Santos has fled NYC due to Zohran Mamdani.
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Pleased to see we were right about this.

The exodus of pupils from private to state didn’t happen and the majority of schools lowered fees.

Win win all round for the majority.

Listening to those that choose to privately educate their kids whinge on and on and on was draining. It was all lies.
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 AM
This was obvious to any sentient being.

Dave should sod off back to his shed where they keep the tools.

Still not missing you Dave.

Just another Tory that did more than his fair share of pounding nails in Britains coffin.
10th Anniversary of Brexit 🇪🇺🇬🇧 -
Cameron admitting Johnson only backed Brexit as a career punt. Johnson didn’t believe a word of it. He gambled the country for his own ego, assumed Remain would win, then rode the chaos like a lying opportunist. #ukpolitics
January 1, 2026 at 12:19 PM
£125B is wage and utility bill theft.

Our pricing structure is absurd and the re-investment programs are a joke.

In Britain we’re seen as ripe for being ripped off and our governments have allowed it at every turn.
So the cost of energy is rising right when people need it most - and despite falling wholesale prices.

Average bills remain almost £700 higher than before the energy 'crisis' - yet the energy industry has made over £125 billion in record UK profits since 2020.

#OfgemIsCorrupt
#Renationalise energy
The quarterly energy price cap will rise by 0.2% from today (1 January 2026). 

This will be a rise of around 28p per month for the average household.

Find electricity and gas rates here: https://ow.ly/41am50XMciv

#Ofgem #PriceCap #Energy
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I am so very pleased to (almost) never see nor hear a peep from Tom “I lived in America for 6 months so have life experience” Harwood.

A braying donkey of a pundit, he is Harry Enfields Tory Boy persona made flesh with none of the associated humour.

He is an apex nothing-burger talking head.
Here comes the next pointless mini-campaign.

Nighty night.
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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This is an excellent article about how important (and surprisingly easy) it is to build yourself a community.

A little effort goes a long way

https://takes.jamesomalley.co.uk/p/this-might-be-oversharing
How I rebooted my social life
Some self-help for the New Year
takes.jamesomalley.co.uk
January 1, 2026 at 11:17 AM
A significant number of the MAGA base and their youth pastor network are shitting themselves and planning moves away from Florida at this moment.
Hopefully that will eliminate most pastors and youth counselors. Trump would be a bonus.
January 1, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Imagine voluntarily giving up your country’s position as the number one economy and worldwide draw for top talent just to satisfy an enormous number of racists, tech bros, gullible idiots and banjo playing hillbillies.

Everyone hates America right now.

It’s turned the world on its head.
A government of Nazi incels supervised by Nazi pedophiles who dream of deporting one-third of the country
January 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM