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Here to escape the dross of British society on Twitter who think they’re about to usher in a new era in which they rule over us all.
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Yes, when cooking I snap the spaghetti/linguini in half so it fits the pan.
It’s just better that way.
It’s just better that way.
Did I need to know though?
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Did I need to know though?
I’ve rarely felt ashamed of my home country.
Now, with the benefit of distance between us I am becoming not just ashamed but appalled.
Now, with the benefit of distance between us I am becoming not just ashamed but appalled.
Oh look. There really are "no go areas" in England.
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’
Black and Asian staff left feeling ‘deliberately intimidated’, according to chief executive of one NHS trust
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’ve rarely felt ashamed of my home country.
Now, with the benefit of distance between us I am becoming not just ashamed but appalled.
Now, with the benefit of distance between us I am becoming not just ashamed but appalled.
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Good morning to all those people who wasted the last decade saying, "there's no point tackling climate change in the UK, because China."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
China’s CO2 emissions have been flat or falling for past 18 months, analysis finds
World’s biggest polluter on track to hit peak emissions target early but miss goal for cutting carbon intensity
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Good morning to all those people who wasted the last decade saying, "there's no point tackling climate change in the UK, because China."
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
YES
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
YES
This meme has *never* been more apt than in this moment.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This meme has *never* been more apt than in this moment.
An update on the classic “careful mate that immigrant wants your cookie.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 AM
An update on the classic “careful mate that immigrant wants your cookie.”
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Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Solar’s price drop is astonishing: panels are now 98% cheaper than when I first analyzed them in 2004.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
Today, building a fence with solar can be cheaper than using wood.
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This is an outstanding post on the criminal justice system. Do read.
New post just out:
Why the criminal justice system should be top of No. 10's "shit list".
No part of the public sector is more broken or brings with it greater political risk. As we saw these past two weeks.
It desperately needs a new approach.
(£/free trial)
open.substack.com/pub/samf/p/f...
Why the criminal justice system should be top of No. 10's "shit list".
No part of the public sector is more broken or brings with it greater political risk. As we saw these past two weeks.
It desperately needs a new approach.
(£/free trial)
open.substack.com/pub/samf/p/f...
Flashing Red
Why the criminal justice system should be top of No. 10's "shit list"
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This is an outstanding post on the criminal justice system. Do read.
“I [state your name] do solemly swear.”
This guy makes village idiots looks like MENSA candidates.
Can’t wait for him to tell us he’s got the greatest numbers of any President ever.
This guy makes village idiots looks like MENSA candidates.
Can’t wait for him to tell us he’s got the greatest numbers of any President ever.
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
“I [state your name] do solemly swear.”
This guy makes village idiots looks like MENSA candidates.
Can’t wait for him to tell us he’s got the greatest numbers of any President ever.
This guy makes village idiots looks like MENSA candidates.
Can’t wait for him to tell us he’s got the greatest numbers of any President ever.
133 years of the same old same old.
Drawn 133 years ago, and the con hasn't changed one bit.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
133 years of the same old same old.
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Powerball jackpot tonight is 467,000,000.
So to get to a trillion, I’d only have to win a jackpot like tonight’s … 2,141 times.
To put it another way, I’d have to win the lottery, once a week, every week, for …
41 years
Hot streaks like that? Very rare. Have to be quite lucky. Fingers crossed.
So to get to a trillion, I’d only have to win a jackpot like tonight’s … 2,141 times.
To put it another way, I’d have to win the lottery, once a week, every week, for …
41 years
Hot streaks like that? Very rare. Have to be quite lucky. Fingers crossed.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Powerball jackpot tonight is 467,000,000.
So to get to a trillion, I’d only have to win a jackpot like tonight’s … 2,141 times.
To put it another way, I’d have to win the lottery, once a week, every week, for …
41 years
Hot streaks like that? Very rare. Have to be quite lucky. Fingers crossed.
So to get to a trillion, I’d only have to win a jackpot like tonight’s … 2,141 times.
To put it another way, I’d have to win the lottery, once a week, every week, for …
41 years
Hot streaks like that? Very rare. Have to be quite lucky. Fingers crossed.
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"Far from draining our welfare system, migrants are supporting the British state’s solvency."
New analysis by @lgilbert.co
ukandeu.ac.uk/lower-migrat...
New analysis by @lgilbert.co
ukandeu.ac.uk/lower-migrat...
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"Far from draining our welfare system, migrants are supporting the British state’s solvency."
New analysis by @lgilbert.co
ukandeu.ac.uk/lower-migrat...
New analysis by @lgilbert.co
ukandeu.ac.uk/lower-migrat...
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True Beauty of Autumn in Millennium Park 😍❤️💫 Downtown Chicago.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
True Beauty of Autumn in Millennium Park 😍❤️💫 Downtown Chicago.
Our stupidity knows no bounds.
Drax still burning 250-year-old trees sourced from forests in Canada, experts say
Drax still burning 250-year-old trees sourced from forests in Canada, experts say
Exclusive: report by Stand.earth says subsidiary of power plant received truckloads of whole logs at biomass pellet sites
Drax power plant has continued to burn 250-year-old trees sourced from some of Canada’s oldest forests despite growing scrutiny of its sustainability claims, forestry experts say.
A new report suggests it is “highly likely” that Britain’s biggest power plant sourced some wood from ecologically valuable forests as recently as this summer. Drax, Britain’s single biggest source of carbon emissions, has received billions of pounds in subsidies from burning biomass derived largely from wood. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Our stupidity knows no bounds.
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In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In 2001, terrorists tried to destroy the White House with a hijacked plane. 24 years later, the president of the United States accepted a plane from people funding terrorists and destroyed the White House himself.🔄
Be in no doubt. ICE’s day is coming.
Nor will they be forgiven for sadistic acts such as this.
Pariah will be too gentle a descriptive for their lives once they are unmasked. And unmasked they must be. Every single one named and shamed so that this may not happen again in our lifetime.
Nor will they be forgiven for sadistic acts such as this.
Pariah will be too gentle a descriptive for their lives once they are unmasked. And unmasked they must be. Every single one named and shamed so that this may not happen again in our lifetime.
Or Rodney Taylor, a disabled double amputee who’s been in America since he was two years old.
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
He was days away from receiving new prosthetic legs when ICE grabbed him
His health is declining, they won’t let him get his legs and they’ve placed him in solitary
www.disabledginger.com/p/help-rodne...
Help Rodney Taylor, a Disabled Double Amputee Being Held by ICE
Rodney has been in the country more than 40 years. He's in solitary confinement in Georgia, being denied disability accommodations and having his medical needs ignored. He must be released.
www.disabledginger.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Be in no doubt. ICE’s day is coming.
Nor will they be forgiven for sadistic acts such as this.
Pariah will be too gentle a descriptive for their lives once they are unmasked. And unmasked they must be. Every single one named and shamed so that this may not happen again in our lifetime.
Nor will they be forgiven for sadistic acts such as this.
Pariah will be too gentle a descriptive for their lives once they are unmasked. And unmasked they must be. Every single one named and shamed so that this may not happen again in our lifetime.
Can’t wait.
The signs from Australia (their worst flu season on record), Japan (where they’ve had to close schools) and India indicate that this could be a long, drawn out flu season here with hospitals at capacity
If you haven’t had your flu vax get it
Covid as well if possible
inews.co.uk/news/doctors...
If you haven’t had your flu vax get it
Covid as well if possible
inews.co.uk/news/doctors...
Why doctors fear this winter's flu crisis will be the worst in years
An aggressive strain of flu causing record-breaking cases in Australia has been an early warning sign for the UK
inews.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Can’t wait.
Servitude.
They want us able to buy their dogshit developments at increasingly ridiculous prices and pay for it over a lifetime.
Properly cheap housing would revolutionise the global economy more than AI ever could and give people freedom back in their lives.
Wonder why that’s been avoided? 🤔 😡
They want us able to buy their dogshit developments at increasingly ridiculous prices and pay for it over a lifetime.
Properly cheap housing would revolutionise the global economy more than AI ever could and give people freedom back in their lives.
Wonder why that’s been avoided? 🤔 😡
Trump and his cronies are now pushing 50-year mortgages.
Buckle up. This is going to make the 2008 mortgage crisis look like the good old days.
Buckle up. This is going to make the 2008 mortgage crisis look like the good old days.
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Servitude.
They want us able to buy their dogshit developments at increasingly ridiculous prices and pay for it over a lifetime.
Properly cheap housing would revolutionise the global economy more than AI ever could and give people freedom back in their lives.
Wonder why that’s been avoided? 🤔 😡
They want us able to buy their dogshit developments at increasingly ridiculous prices and pay for it over a lifetime.
Properly cheap housing would revolutionise the global economy more than AI ever could and give people freedom back in their lives.
Wonder why that’s been avoided? 🤔 😡
Not an immigrant. Not a drag queen.
A Republican.
A state Senator no less!
What a suprise to see get another Conservative charged with child rape. Almost like there’s a strong correlation between the two….
I expect Trump to pardon him any day now. Birds of a feather and all that.
A Republican.
A state Senator no less!
What a suprise to see get another Conservative charged with child rape. Almost like there’s a strong correlation between the two….
I expect Trump to pardon him any day now. Birds of a feather and all that.
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Not an immigrant. Not a drag queen.
A Republican.
A state Senator no less!
What a suprise to see get another Conservative charged with child rape. Almost like there’s a strong correlation between the two….
I expect Trump to pardon him any day now. Birds of a feather and all that.
A Republican.
A state Senator no less!
What a suprise to see get another Conservative charged with child rape. Almost like there’s a strong correlation between the two….
I expect Trump to pardon him any day now. Birds of a feather and all that.
Here’s Steve Bannon threatening us all with a good time.
He’s also just given the Dems a really good advert for their midterms.
He’s also just given the Dems a really good advert for their midterms.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Here’s Steve Bannon threatening us all with a good time.
He’s also just given the Dems a really good advert for their midterms.
He’s also just given the Dems a really good advert for their midterms.
Flying a flag identifying you as having a narrow world view, uninformed by travel and experience of the world isn’t really a flex.
I seriously doubt they are able to comprehend that.
These are people with six teeth defending people with seven yachts and yelling about small boats.
Morons.
I seriously doubt they are able to comprehend that.
These are people with six teeth defending people with seven yachts and yelling about small boats.
Morons.
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Flying a flag identifying you as having a narrow world view, uninformed by travel and experience of the world isn’t really a flex.
I seriously doubt they are able to comprehend that.
These are people with six teeth defending people with seven yachts and yelling about small boats.
Morons.
I seriously doubt they are able to comprehend that.
These are people with six teeth defending people with seven yachts and yelling about small boats.
Morons.
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"Seizing Brexit opportunities to deregulate" was mostly unspecified magic fairy pixie bullshit then, and it's not going to get any more realistic in the hands of a bunch of Reform clowns who don't know how anything works, don't care to learn and disdain anyone that might.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
"Seizing Brexit opportunities to deregulate" was mostly unspecified magic fairy pixie bullshit then, and it's not going to get any more realistic in the hands of a bunch of Reform clowns who don't know how anything works, don't care to learn and disdain anyone that might.