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Here to escape the dross of society on Twitter who think they’re about to usher in a new era in which they rule over us all.
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Yes, when cooking I snap the spaghetti/linguini in half so it fits the pan.
It’s just better that way.
It’s just better that way.
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Fat Satan just Pearl Harbored Venezuela. The Epstein files must be really bad.
January 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Good morning and happy Saturday to everyone. Fat Satan just Pearl Harbored Venezuela. The Epstein files must be really bad.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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The thing is, the Venezuelan economy is essentially a corrupt autarky run for the whims of its disgusting authoritarian president so are we sure Trump hasn’t kidnapped him for tips?
January 3, 2026 at 11:49 AM
The thing is, the Venezuelan economy is essentially a corrupt autarky run for the whims of its disgusting authoritarian president so are we sure Trump hasn’t kidnapped him for tips?
The Peace [Of Shit] President
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The Peace [Of Shit] President
FINALLY
The Government coming off X is the bare minimum and realistically at this point I think we should seriously be looking at taking enforcement action against the company, in line with the Online Safety Act and VAWG Strategy. I will be pressing the Government on this when Parliament returns next week.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
FINALLY
Begs the question as to whether this was staged.
Maduro gets an out and lives to see another day. Trump gets his all important distraction and a “win” without a single American casualty.
Not sure why they’re claiming the US failed here. The US appears to have succeeded in what it set out to do.
Maduro gets an out and lives to see another day. Trump gets his all important distraction and a “win” without a single American casualty.
Not sure why they’re claiming the US failed here. The US appears to have succeeded in what it set out to do.
Venezuela's Russian $6 billion air defence system didn't even go off, this situation is completely humiliating for Venezuela and for the United States which failed to topple a regime without air defences.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Begs the question as to whether this was staged.
Maduro gets an out and lives to see another day. Trump gets his all important distraction and a “win” without a single American casualty.
Not sure why they’re claiming the US failed here. The US appears to have succeeded in what it set out to do.
Maduro gets an out and lives to see another day. Trump gets his all important distraction and a “win” without a single American casualty.
Not sure why they’re claiming the US failed here. The US appears to have succeeded in what it set out to do.
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Maduro has overseen the largest refugee crisis in Latin America, and at one point the second largest in the world.
That still does not allow Trump to launch military attacks against a sovereign nation.
If the benchmark was the leader was an inhumane arse then everyone would be invading America.
That still does not allow Trump to launch military attacks against a sovereign nation.
If the benchmark was the leader was an inhumane arse then everyone would be invading America.
Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Maduro has overseen the largest refugee crisis in Latin America, and at one point the second largest in the world.
That still does not allow Trump to launch military attacks against a sovereign nation.
If the benchmark was the leader was an inhumane arse then everyone would be invading America.
That still does not allow Trump to launch military attacks against a sovereign nation.
If the benchmark was the leader was an inhumane arse then everyone would be invading America.
There’s no way the US has planned for what comes next.
Maduro’s network of crooks and villains won’t countenance anyone that will take away their toys so what happens?
History tells us that a period of horrifying and bloody violence erupts.
Maduro’s network of crooks and villains won’t countenance anyone that will take away their toys so what happens?
History tells us that a period of horrifying and bloody violence erupts.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
There’s no way the US has planned for what comes next.
Maduro’s network of crooks and villains won’t countenance anyone that will take away their toys so what happens?
History tells us that a period of horrifying and bloody violence erupts.
Maduro’s network of crooks and villains won’t countenance anyone that will take away their toys so what happens?
History tells us that a period of horrifying and bloody violence erupts.
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when you finally eat something healthy after almost two weeks of delicious crap
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
when you finally eat something healthy after almost two weeks of delicious crap
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Good for Reuters for changing their headline. Pressure works. Grok did not do this. Elon Musk did.
January 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Good for Reuters for changing their headline. Pressure works. Grok did not do this. Elon Musk did.
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
How is this any different to Russia invading Ukraine?
If Gianni Infantino was capable of embarrassment I’d say he would be feeling a little bit of it right now.
If Gianni Infantino was capable of embarrassment I’d say he would be feeling a little bit of it right now.
January 3, 2026 at 8:10 AM
How is this any different to Russia invading Ukraine?
If Gianni Infantino was capable of embarrassment I’d say he would be feeling a little bit of it right now.
If Gianni Infantino was capable of embarrassment I’d say he would be feeling a little bit of it right now.
Coming soon: China fucking up Taiwan because now it’s all about doing whatever you want.
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Coming soon: China fucking up Taiwan because now it’s all about doing whatever you want.
TLDR: Musks fault.
January 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
TLDR: Musks fault.
This is apalling, but what did we expect? Humans were always going to use AI for porn or to dream up new ways of killing one another.
This should have been foreseen and shut down with legislation backed by huge fines.
Let’s do what Denmark did and give everyone copyright over their own likeness.
This should have been foreseen and shut down with legislation backed by huge fines.
Let’s do what Denmark did and give everyone copyright over their own likeness.
NEW: People are using Elon Musk's chatbot, Grok, to alter images to depict real women being sexually abused, humiliated, hurt, and even killed.
futurism.com/future-socie...
futurism.com/future-socie...
Grok Is Being Used to Depict Horrific Violence Against Real Women
People are asking Elon Musk's Grok chatbot to alter images to depict women being sexually abused, humiliated, and even killed.
futurism.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:04 PM
This is apalling, but what did we expect? Humans were always going to use AI for porn or to dream up new ways of killing one another.
This should have been foreseen and shut down with legislation backed by huge fines.
Let’s do what Denmark did and give everyone copyright over their own likeness.
This should have been foreseen and shut down with legislation backed by huge fines.
Let’s do what Denmark did and give everyone copyright over their own likeness.
Feels……………. abnormal.
The people who can’t read are expecting those who visit space to throw away their books.
100% this is driven by some religious zealot weirdo that is stashed away in the WH apparatus somewhere.
Suggest moving them from one room to another and saying you binned them.
The people who can’t read are expecting those who visit space to throw away their books.
100% this is driven by some religious zealot weirdo that is stashed away in the WH apparatus somewhere.
Suggest moving them from one room to another and saying you binned them.
January 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Feels……………. abnormal.
The people who can’t read are expecting those who visit space to throw away their books.
100% this is driven by some religious zealot weirdo that is stashed away in the WH apparatus somewhere.
Suggest moving them from one room to another and saying you binned them.
The people who can’t read are expecting those who visit space to throw away their books.
100% this is driven by some religious zealot weirdo that is stashed away in the WH apparatus somewhere.
Suggest moving them from one room to another and saying you binned them.
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If you “accidentally, sorry guv” put sexually explicit material containing minors on the internet you’d be in jail so fast your head would spin.
Elon Musk though? He’ll rip another fat line of Ketamine and use a $1000 bill to light a candle. No police will knock on his/his chief programmers door.
Elon Musk though? He’ll rip another fat line of Ketamine and use a $1000 bill to light a candle. No police will knock on his/his chief programmers door.
“As noted, we’ve identified lapses in safeguards and are urgently fixing them—CSAM is illegal and prohibited,” xAI posted to the @Grok account on X...
When a system is controlled by someone as predatory as Musk, it will inevitably keep breaking 'safeguards' in outrageous and sick ways.
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When a system is controlled by someone as predatory as Musk, it will inevitably keep breaking 'safeguards' in outrageous and sick ways.
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Elon Musk’s Grok AI generates images of ‘minors in minimal clothing’
xAI says it is working to improve systems after lapses in safeguards led to wave of sexualized images this week
www.theguardian.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
If you “accidentally, sorry guv” put sexually explicit material containing minors on the internet you’d be in jail so fast your head would spin.
Elon Musk though? He’ll rip another fat line of Ketamine and use a $1000 bill to light a candle. No police will knock on his/his chief programmers door.
Elon Musk though? He’ll rip another fat line of Ketamine and use a $1000 bill to light a candle. No police will knock on his/his chief programmers door.
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China's per capita emissions are now on par with the UK's.
China now generates energy from just solar that is nearly the total of India's energy use (from sources of energy).
So the China hawks who argue "Ah, but China!" can now be quiet.
China now generates energy from just solar that is nearly the total of India's energy use (from sources of energy).
So the China hawks who argue "Ah, but China!" can now be quiet.
More or Less - Numbers of the Year 2025 - BBC Sounds
A plethora of interesting numbers you may not know about.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
China's per capita emissions are now on par with the UK's.
China now generates energy from just solar that is nearly the total of India's energy use (from sources of energy).
So the China hawks who argue "Ah, but China!" can now be quiet.
China now generates energy from just solar that is nearly the total of India's energy use (from sources of energy).
So the China hawks who argue "Ah, but China!" can now be quiet.
We need our parameters reset.
We dance around the middle ground in this country. It’s ridiculous.
We either go full-bore for heavy taxation but grade-A public services or we go full-bore on low taxation and it’s every man for himself.
One makes the vast majority happy. One makes the rich happy.
We dance around the middle ground in this country. It’s ridiculous.
We either go full-bore for heavy taxation but grade-A public services or we go full-bore on low taxation and it’s every man for himself.
One makes the vast majority happy. One makes the rich happy.
'Every time we asked the electorate their opinion, vast numbers of them press the button clearly marked “Make things better”. Yet every time, things just keep on getting worse.'
Happy new year, everybody!
Happy new year, everybody!
British voters never get what they want
At each election, people demand change that does not come
www.newstatesman.com
January 2, 2026 at 9:48 AM
We need our parameters reset.
We dance around the middle ground in this country. It’s ridiculous.
We either go full-bore for heavy taxation but grade-A public services or we go full-bore on low taxation and it’s every man for himself.
One makes the vast majority happy. One makes the rich happy.
We dance around the middle ground in this country. It’s ridiculous.
We either go full-bore for heavy taxation but grade-A public services or we go full-bore on low taxation and it’s every man for himself.
One makes the vast majority happy. One makes the rich happy.
20% in one year.
Not a bubble. No sir, not a bubble at all…
Not a bubble. No sir, not a bubble at all…
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
20% in one year.
Not a bubble. No sir, not a bubble at all…
Not a bubble. No sir, not a bubble at all…
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With Brexit and no safe routes this is as inevitable as it was avoidable.
www.france24.com/en/europe/20...
www.france24.com/en/europe/20...
UK says small boat migrant arrivals approached record levels in 2025
The number of migrants reaching the UK in small boats in 2025 climbed to its second-highest level since records began, official figures showed on Thursday, piling pressure on Prime Minister Keir Starm...
www.france24.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:18 AM
With Brexit and no safe routes this is as inevitable as it was avoidable.
www.france24.com/en/europe/20...
www.france24.com/en/europe/20...