Lana Del Rey Mysterio
@blakesquest.bsky.social
Husband of @wendycat.bsky.social. Chicago lawyer. All views are my own. Annoying politics stuff, sports posting, occasional gaming stuff, goofing around, etc. Chi DSA. Free Palestine. Trans rights are human rights. Solidarity forever. He/him.
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LOTR The Two Towers - The Tales That Really Mattered...
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I know it’s incredibly dorky and cringe, but I’ll be thinking a ton about Sam’s speech over the next four years. Never forget that there is good in this world, and it’s worth fighting for
Every year at this time I have to thank The Mountain Goats for making this banger
This Year
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December 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Every year at this time I have to thank The Mountain Goats for making this banger
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This may seem overly simplistic but I think it’s kind of obvious as an adult that that you should be able to choose other adults to fuck or not fuck based on any reason you want without being scolded
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This may seem overly simplistic but I think it’s kind of obvious as an adult that that you should be able to choose other adults to fuck or not fuck based on any reason you want without being scolded
The AP’s YouTube video of the most important political events of 2025 doesn’t show Musk’s double Nazi salute at the inauguration, hmmm, I wonder why
December 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The AP’s YouTube video of the most important political events of 2025 doesn’t show Musk’s double Nazi salute at the inauguration, hmmm, I wonder why
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Between Still Wancil mansplaining mutual aid to a WOC congressional candidate and a series of white guys mansplaining white supremacy vis-a-vis immigration policy to an accomplished Black activist/anti-racism educator, I’m sensing a pattern in the discourse lately…
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Between Still Wancil mansplaining mutual aid to a WOC congressional candidate and a series of white guys mansplaining white supremacy vis-a-vis immigration policy to an accomplished Black activist/anti-racism educator, I’m sensing a pattern in the discourse lately…
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Thinking pluribus is bad is a low frequency belief. if anyone is hoping to get on a higher frequency they should enjoy pluribus
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Thinking pluribus is bad is a low frequency belief. if anyone is hoping to get on a higher frequency they should enjoy pluribus
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"On Face the Nation, CBS News's chief legal correspondent went after Supreme Court critics as 'dangerous.'"
www.lawdork.com/p/jan-crawfo...
"And yet, her court defense was completely lacking in specifics."
Everyone should read legal journalist Chris Geidner's reply to Jan Crawford of CBS News.
www.lawdork.com/p/jan-crawfo...
"And yet, her court defense was completely lacking in specifics."
Everyone should read legal journalist Chris Geidner's reply to Jan Crawford of CBS News.
Jan Crawford's attack on SCOTUS "corruption" narrative was its own substance-free narrative
On Face the Nation, CBS News's chief legal correspondent went after Supreme Court critics as "dangerous." And yet, her court defense was completely lacking in specifics.
www.lawdork.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"On Face the Nation, CBS News's chief legal correspondent went after Supreme Court critics as 'dangerous.'"
www.lawdork.com/p/jan-crawfo...
"And yet, her court defense was completely lacking in specifics."
Everyone should read legal journalist Chris Geidner's reply to Jan Crawford of CBS News.
www.lawdork.com/p/jan-crawfo...
"And yet, her court defense was completely lacking in specifics."
Everyone should read legal journalist Chris Geidner's reply to Jan Crawford of CBS News.
Between Still Wancil mansplaining mutual aid to a WOC congressional candidate and a series of white guys mansplaining white supremacy vis-a-vis immigration policy to an accomplished Black activist/anti-racism educator, I’m sensing a pattern in the discourse lately…
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Between Still Wancil mansplaining mutual aid to a WOC congressional candidate and a series of white guys mansplaining white supremacy vis-a-vis immigration policy to an accomplished Black activist/anti-racism educator, I’m sensing a pattern in the discourse lately…
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how much does it matter that there are people who got what they were sold as mass deportations (whether they didn’t get them, or did get them and worse) if we accept first that mass deportations are wrong no matter how popular they are
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
how much does it matter that there are people who got what they were sold as mass deportations (whether they didn’t get them, or did get them and worse) if we accept first that mass deportations are wrong no matter how popular they are
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When people are like “Bill Kristol supports trans rights now“ I think: that motherfucker helped ensure a war that killed up to a million people in Iraq and lay the groundwork for a US police state. I do not have to let him or any of those W-era monsters into the tent.
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
When people are like “Bill Kristol supports trans rights now“ I think: that motherfucker helped ensure a war that killed up to a million people in Iraq and lay the groundwork for a US police state. I do not have to let him or any of those W-era monsters into the tent.
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My stance with the “never Trump” right remains: These are the people who fucking built Trump. Years of shit in service of Reagan, Bush, Romney, McCain paved the way for Trump. I don’t trust them. They’re rotten. I trust the people who opposed this shit all along.
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My stance with the “never Trump” right remains: These are the people who fucking built Trump. Years of shit in service of Reagan, Bush, Romney, McCain paved the way for Trump. I don’t trust them. They’re rotten. I trust the people who opposed this shit all along.
This is your brain on capitalism
December 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This is your brain on capitalism
Caleb Williams is 11th in this category, ahead of Mahomes, Hurts, Mayfield, and Herbert
2025 Passing ANY/A Leaders:
8.3 - Matthew Stafford
8.1 - Drake Maye
7.6 - Jared Goff
7.5 - Brock Purdy
7.5 - Sam Darnold
All Leaders: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2025/leaders.htm
8.3 - Matthew Stafford
8.1 - Drake Maye
7.6 - Jared Goff
7.5 - Brock Purdy
7.5 - Sam Darnold
All Leaders: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2025/leaders.htm
December 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Caleb Williams is 11th in this category, ahead of Mahomes, Hurts, Mayfield, and Herbert
This is as clear an example of “the enemy of your enemy is not your friend” that I can think of in current American politics
What I think a lot of people miss about the Bulwark crowd is that even though those guys abandoned the GOP, they didn’t all of a sudden abandon their deeply held right-wing values
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is as clear an example of “the enemy of your enemy is not your friend” that I can think of in current American politics
The TikTok algorithm is starting to serve my wife Colston Loveland thirst trap videos, please send help
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The TikTok algorithm is starting to serve my wife Colston Loveland thirst trap videos, please send help
We’re gonna find out soon that Ilan Wurman is hiding some Amy Wax-level racism in his mind-closet, I suspect
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
We’re gonna find out soon that Ilan Wurman is hiding some Amy Wax-level racism in his mind-closet, I suspect
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it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it's fucked that we're expected to take seriously all these guys who'd get kicked out of a clown car for being too goofy. who cares what an adult man who says Based thinks, he's stupid. he thinks George Soros stole the green M&M's sexy boots, and he thinks it a LOT. let's hear his immigration ideas
Literally me right now
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Literally me right now
That second TD by Bijan will seal it. Third place baby!
TD by Bijan in the first quarter let’s goooooo
It all comes down to this: I need Bijan Robinson and Blake Corum to get me a combined 34 fantasy points tonight so I can beat a guy who forgot he was still playing for something and left two injured players in his lineup 😞
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That second TD by Bijan will seal it. Third place baby!
TD by Bijan in the first quarter let’s goooooo
It all comes down to this: I need Bijan Robinson and Blake Corum to get me a combined 34 fantasy points tonight so I can beat a guy who forgot he was still playing for something and left two injured players in his lineup 😞
We lost in the semifinals, so Ball Too Well’s championship dreams are dead. But after RJ Harvey’s solid performance last night, we’re off to a good start in our bid for third place, which would be my best finish in 5 seasons of playing in this league
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
TD by Bijan in the first quarter let’s goooooo
Walked past Dave Attell once
Saw Pete Wentz at the Kingston airport
Saw Pete Wentz at the Kingston airport
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Walked past Dave Attell once
Saw Pete Wentz at the Kingston airport
Saw Pete Wentz at the Kingston airport
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I genuinely think people are underestimating how much influence never Trump conservatives have in the Democratic coalition right now and how their influence is acutely felt by the people they’ve targeted throughout their political careers.
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I genuinely think people are underestimating how much influence never Trump conservatives have in the Democratic coalition right now and how their influence is acutely felt by the people they’ve targeted throughout their political careers.
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One of the biggest advantages that Republicans have over Democrats is that Republicans control a nation-wide terrorist network and Democrats do not.
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
One of the biggest advantages that Republicans have over Democrats is that Republicans control a nation-wide terrorist network and Democrats do not.
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@ifbookspod.bsky.social Come on guys, this is getting ridiculous
![If Books Could Kill podcast episode titled “The Worst Takes of 2025 [TEASER]” with a runtime of 50 minutes](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ipn74qy6q2e4s6obvpkvb2jr/bafkreiemih5nrtciqqjof6mzs6jd767dft545zmpjn5ewracrq35fyrdi4@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@ifbookspod.bsky.social Come on guys, this is getting ridiculous
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The murder rate dropped by 20% in 2025, the largest U.S. decline ever recorded
Crime in the U.S. fell in 2025. Will the trend continue?
Crime rates dropped across much of the U.S. in 2025. That was true for both property and violent crime. And it declined nearly everywhere: In big cities and small towns, and in red and blue states.
www.npr.org
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The murder rate dropped by 20% in 2025, the largest U.S. decline ever recorded