Paul Jay
@pauljay.bsky.social
I write scripts and stories and songs and jokes. I also do regular stuff
I mean just LOOK AT THIS
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I mean just LOOK AT THIS
On the sad occasion of his death I think we should all know, or like me find out for the first time, that young Udo Kier was RIDICULOUSLY HOT
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
On the sad occasion of his death I think we should all know, or like me find out for the first time, that young Udo Kier was RIDICULOUSLY HOT
Just looked up the Colombian Exchange on Wikipedia and cannot stop laughing at this chart of, like, equivalent exports
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Just looked up the Colombian Exchange on Wikipedia and cannot stop laughing at this chart of, like, equivalent exports
Anyway if you haven’t read it you really should, because it’s a great detective story that also absolutely BRAINS you with passages like this
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Anyway if you haven’t read it you really should, because it’s a great detective story that also absolutely BRAINS you with passages like this
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
My dog may look small and helpless, but lemme tell ya, if the real Lamb Chop ever broke into our house, Birdie would fuck her UP
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My dog may look small and helpless, but lemme tell ya, if the real Lamb Chop ever broke into our house, Birdie would fuck her UP
The generals, to each other, after Trump and Hegseth leave the room
September 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The generals, to each other, after Trump and Hegseth leave the room
Share your favorite black and white movie
September 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie
Reading about kinkajous, as one does, and it was the first I’d heard of a related species called the olingo, and I can’t stop laughing, because due to a random evolutionary quirk of facial muscle structure, olingos just look like “what if a kinkajou was SO MAD”
September 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reading about kinkajous, as one does, and it was the first I’d heard of a related species called the olingo, and I can’t stop laughing, because due to a random evolutionary quirk of facial muscle structure, olingos just look like “what if a kinkajou was SO MAD”
Every artist gets bored, which is why the Coens spent basically two decades throwing unstoppable heat and then one morning woke up and said to each other, “what if we tried making a movie that sucked”
September 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every artist gets bored, which is why the Coens spent basically two decades throwing unstoppable heat and then one morning woke up and said to each other, “what if we tried making a movie that sucked”
The bonus features for Cloud Atlas make me feel insane. It’s just wall to wall people talking about what a good time they had, how hard they worked, and how proud they were of what they accomplished, and then they’ll cut to a clip of the movie and it’s, like
September 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The bonus features for Cloud Atlas make me feel insane. It’s just wall to wall people talking about what a good time they had, how hard they worked, and how proud they were of what they accomplished, and then they’ll cut to a clip of the movie and it’s, like
This goes out to the usual people
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This goes out to the usual people
I will always love how Terminator 2 is possibly the Most Metal Movie in film history, and the only metal you actually hear in it is “You Could Be Mine” by Guns N’ Roses, because that was the hardest rock available at the time
September 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I will always love how Terminator 2 is possibly the Most Metal Movie in film history, and the only metal you actually hear in it is “You Could Be Mine” by Guns N’ Roses, because that was the hardest rock available at the time
Not a perfect album but “Tight Globes” is a perfect song
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not a perfect album but “Tight Globes” is a perfect song
Six weeks under the wire
September 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Six weeks under the wire
Squeaks in with 3.5 months to spare
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Squeaks in with 3.5 months to spare
Angelenos at the end of August when we see some innocent online fool thanking God that summer is over
September 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Angelenos at the end of August when we see some innocent online fool thanking God that summer is over
post a meme made by you
August 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
post a meme made by you
