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I knew a guy who would get ranch dressing mix and instead of mixing it w mayo he's mix it w ranch dressing, creating what he called Super Ranch
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I knew a guy who would get ranch dressing mix and instead of mixing it w mayo he's mix it w ranch dressing, creating what he called Super Ranch
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Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
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I used to love computers back when they could barely do anything. Now that they can do things, all the things they're made to do are boring.
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I used to love computers back when they could barely do anything. Now that they can do things, all the things they're made to do are boring.
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BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
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back in nyc i had buddy who had place with this long balcony outside his apartment. in the middle of a cold winter we would take turns sealing each other in a cardboard fridge box and smoking a joint inside, and then bursting out of the box all steamed up into the snowfall. like an animals birth
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
back in nyc i had buddy who had place with this long balcony outside his apartment. in the middle of a cold winter we would take turns sealing each other in a cardboard fridge box and smoking a joint inside, and then bursting out of the box all steamed up into the snowfall. like an animals birth
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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We’re leaving the expulsion of urine from the bladder in 2025. I’m taking the No Pissing In 2026 Pledge
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We’re leaving the expulsion of urine from the bladder in 2025. I’m taking the No Pissing In 2026 Pledge
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kills me every time lol
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Ok, I'm locked in.
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ok, I'm locked in.
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andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
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"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie
November 29, 2024 at 11:51 PM
"i'm not sleeping!!" - the sleeper's lie
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If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If the Grinch tried to pull any of that shit around me I would shoot him in the fucking face
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I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem
Always a great day for me when Swanboy wears a toque
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Always a great day for me when Swanboy wears a toque
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@murderxbryan.bsky.social maybe get this guy on the pod to talk about bryan's accent of the week?
December 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social maybe get this guy on the pod to talk about bryan's accent of the week?
not a huge fan of andrew wk's later work then
Might be a controversial opinion but I hate music about believing in yourself
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
not a huge fan of andrew wk's later work then
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Happy Friday to you guys
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Happy Friday to you guys