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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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Never Forget
February 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Never Forget
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The secret about sports is that all of them are really good.
February 7, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The secret about sports is that all of them are really good.
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you give me and the fellas 24 ice cold high life bottles and we’ll come up with 8-12 new must see Winter Olympics sports, I know that
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 PM
you give me and the fellas 24 ice cold high life bottles and we’ll come up with 8-12 new must see Winter Olympics sports, I know that
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It’s crazy that biathlon was only invented in 1978 to promote The Spy Who Loved Me but it’s stuck around as an Olympic sport ever since
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 PM
It’s crazy that biathlon was only invented in 1978 to promote The Spy Who Loved Me but it’s stuck around as an Olympic sport ever since
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Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Congratulations to Emerson, Lake & Palmer for winning the Grammy for Best Concept Album About An Armadillo Tank for the 54th year in a row
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I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I always wondered why they called it "Mr" Coffee until I got one and saw it's penis
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hobbits are some country ass mutherfuckers man. getting all hopped up on reefer setting off fireworks and shit. the central theory of this story is that the greatest and cruelest army in all history can be defeated by a passel of pothead hillbillies
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
hobbits are some country ass mutherfuckers man. getting all hopped up on reefer setting off fireworks and shit. the central theory of this story is that the greatest and cruelest army in all history can be defeated by a passel of pothead hillbillies
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It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
January 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.
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I knew a guy who would get ranch dressing mix and instead of mixing it w mayo he's mix it w ranch dressing, creating what he called Super Ranch
January 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I knew a guy who would get ranch dressing mix and instead of mixing it w mayo he's mix it w ranch dressing, creating what he called Super Ranch
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Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
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I used to love computers back when they could barely do anything. Now that they can do things, all the things they're made to do are boring.
January 15, 2026 at 7:35 AM
I used to love computers back when they could barely do anything. Now that they can do things, all the things they're made to do are boring.
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BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
BUCK: And as the graphic shows, Darnold is like the marksman Revolver Ocelot. But sometimes, his arm is taken over by Liquid Snake, the genetic twin of Solid Snake, who, when it comes to Metal Gear RAY, has is own agenda.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
AIKMAN: That's right, Joe.
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back in nyc i had buddy who had place with this long balcony outside his apartment. in the middle of a cold winter we would take turns sealing each other in a cardboard fridge box and smoking a joint inside, and then bursting out of the box all steamed up into the snowfall. like an animals birth
January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
back in nyc i had buddy who had place with this long balcony outside his apartment. in the middle of a cold winter we would take turns sealing each other in a cardboard fridge box and smoking a joint inside, and then bursting out of the box all steamed up into the snowfall. like an animals birth
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Nine Delights 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nine Delights 2026
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We’re leaving the expulsion of urine from the bladder in 2025. I’m taking the No Pissing In 2026 Pledge
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
We’re leaving the expulsion of urine from the bladder in 2025. I’m taking the No Pissing In 2026 Pledge
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked
rip homniegh see u on the other side
rip homniegh see u on the other side
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kills me every time lol
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Ok, I'm locked in.
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Ok, I'm locked in.
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andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"