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I am sorry but imagine exposing the most embarrassing, intimate details of your personal life to the general public with a prose style that sounds like the narration in a movie based on a best seller called like "The Things That Tell The Little Lives"
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I am sorry but imagine exposing the most embarrassing, intimate details of your personal life to the general public with a prose style that sounds like the narration in a movie based on a best seller called like "The Things That Tell The Little Lives"
I am glad the weird journalist power couple whosec entire job seems to be going to DC cocktail parties just wants to keep writing about their insane personal lives at everyone in the absolute worst, most overwrought prose you've ever seen.
November 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I am glad the weird journalist power couple whosec entire job seems to be going to DC cocktail parties just wants to keep writing about their insane personal lives at everyone in the absolute worst, most overwrought prose you've ever seen.
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Thanksgiving is coming soon so please make sure you've placed your turkey order with @davidjroth.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2020/10/08/d...
A Disrupted Thanksgiving Leaves the Turkey Business Guessing (Published 2020)
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November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thanksgiving is coming soon so please make sure you've placed your turkey order with @davidjroth.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2020/10/08/d...
one question Americans need to ask themselves is who the hell takes the third preseason game like it's bullshit BULLSHIT
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
one question Americans need to ask themselves is who the hell takes the third preseason game like it's bullshit BULLSHIT
here is a description of every Chicago Bears win this season:
-crushed cowboys
-blocked last-second field goal
-last-second field goal
-spencer rattler
-TD with 17 seconds left after the Bengals scored after recovering own onside kick
-field goal with less than a minute left
-last-second field goal
-crushed cowboys
-blocked last-second field goal
-last-second field goal
-spencer rattler
-TD with 17 seconds left after the Bengals scored after recovering own onside kick
-field goal with less than a minute left
-last-second field goal
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
here is a description of every Chicago Bears win this season:
-crushed cowboys
-blocked last-second field goal
-last-second field goal
-spencer rattler
-TD with 17 seconds left after the Bengals scored after recovering own onside kick
-field goal with less than a minute left
-last-second field goal
-crushed cowboys
-blocked last-second field goal
-last-second field goal
-spencer rattler
-TD with 17 seconds left after the Bengals scored after recovering own onside kick
-field goal with less than a minute left
-last-second field goal
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(christian slater voice) american canto
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
(christian slater voice) american canto
man somehow getting Discover Tabb'd on here is like having a post that's a katamari for tedious weird, what the heck
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
man somehow getting Discover Tabb'd on here is like having a post that's a katamari for tedious weird, what the heck
every bears game this season
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November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every bears game this season
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the chicago bears are getting away with it and i'm cackling
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
the chicago bears are getting away with it and i'm cackling
it is november and the bears are in first place
lmao
lmao
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
it is november and the bears are in first place
lmao
lmao
i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i'tom brady's job to be restating exactly what the play by play guy said but with Football Jibberish
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
BURKHARDT: What a great route, he stopped on a dime and made the catch at the sticks.
BRADY: Yeah, KB that's what we call a Greased Scotsman. He turns around and makes the catch, with his hands.
I am pretty sure i heard Tom Brady repeatedly use the phrase "verbal voice" today
November 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I am pretty sure i heard Tom Brady repeatedly use the phrase "verbal voice" today
JJ McCarthy: when I get out there I can't be responsible for what happens, I turn into Nine who can only be unleashed on the field. Nine is too intense to exist outside those lines where Nine does damage.
Caleb Williams: I'm Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams: I'm Caleb Williams
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
JJ McCarthy: when I get out there I can't be responsible for what happens, I turn into Nine who can only be unleashed on the field. Nine is too intense to exist outside those lines where Nine does damage.
Caleb Williams: I'm Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams: I'm Caleb Williams
me when the bears lose in the stupidest way ever envisioned by the rules of football: lmao da bears
me wheb the bears win in an equally stupid way week after week: lmao da bears
me wheb the bears win in an equally stupid way week after week: lmao da bears
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
me when the bears lose in the stupidest way ever envisioned by the rules of football: lmao da bears
me wheb the bears win in an equally stupid way week after week: lmao da bears
me wheb the bears win in an equally stupid way week after week: lmao da bears
the wolverines were who we thought they were!!!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the wolverines were who we thought they were!!!!!
given the events of yesterday, you probably don't want to read a preview of the michigan game in this article but please consider that it is mostly threatening to jail Lincoln Riley for Illegal Punter Impersonation and referring to connor stalions as "gaseous snake"
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NEW POST: Punter Perfidy. Northwestern derailed by the Punitive Touchback-Fumble, USC degrades the game of football with their charlatanous punts-antics, and the catastrophically annoying idea of playing Michigan at Wrigley Field. Plus fiction.
Punter Perfidy
Northwestern was hanging in there on the road against USC in the Coliseum. The offense was leaning on the Trojans and gradually spilling acr...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
given the events of yesterday, you probably don't want to read a preview of the michigan game in this article but please consider that it is mostly threatening to jail Lincoln Riley for Illegal Punter Impersonation and referring to connor stalions as "gaseous snake"
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enjoying "college football saturday"
November 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
enjoying "college football saturday"
why can't they just put in arrinten page to block field goals
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
why can't they just put in arrinten page to block field goals
if you are a michigan fan and went to the game I sincerely wish you didn't know about the hot dog grill stands and had to eat a mealy box hot dog, that's how mad I am right now
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
if you are a michigan fan and went to the game I sincerely wish you didn't know about the hot dog grill stands and had to eat a mealy box hot dog, that's how mad I am right now
I just watched the game and I'm fucking gutted.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I just watched the game and I'm fucking gutted.
i do not care for the michigan "wolverines"
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
i do not care for the michigan "wolverines"
i am not going to watch this game live, the dream is to go for a bike ride this afternoon and think something cool happened because i see a person in a michigan shirt on their knees sobbing and screaming "KOMOLAFFFFFFEEEEEE"
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
i am not going to watch this game live, the dream is to go for a bike ride this afternoon and think something cool happened because i see a person in a michigan shirt on their knees sobbing and screaming "KOMOLAFFFFFFEEEEEE"
beautiful day to defeat the odious, Michigan's Wolverine
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
beautiful day to defeat the odious, Michigan's Wolverine
The Big Ten West was perfect
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The ACC rules so hard, every conference should be built around mutually assured destruction and self-sabotage
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The Big Ten West was perfect
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