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chuck klosterman popping up in the middle of the melania move to say stuff like "here's what you don't understand about early melania"
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
chuck klosterman popping up in the middle of the melania move to say stuff like "here's what you don't understand about early melania"
chuck klosterman popping up in the middle of the melania move to say stuff like "here's what you don't understand about early melania"
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
chuck klosterman popping up in the middle of the melania move to say stuff like "here's what you don't understand about early melania"
(guy who has been reading septology but is also commuting home in a snow storm) wow this is just like I am driving to Bjørgvin to see if the guy who has the same name is me is self-destructively drunk. maybe I'll run into the lady who has the same name as Åselik's sister
January 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
(guy who has been reading septology but is also commuting home in a snow storm) wow this is just like I am driving to Bjørgvin to see if the guy who has the same name is me is self-destructively drunk. maybe I'll run into the lady who has the same name as Åselik's sister
my insider reports from Vikings sources tell me that Adofo-Mensah and O'Connell clashed over a policy about allowing Quarterback Alter Egos
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
my insider reports from Vikings sources tell me that Adofo-Mensah and O'Connell clashed over a policy about allowing Quarterback Alter Egos
nfl teams are poaching offensive coaches from the Chicago Bears, we are in a mirror universe
January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
nfl teams are poaching offensive coaches from the Chicago Bears, we are in a mirror universe
the chicago bulls have announced they have signed nikola vucevic to a novel extension where not only does he remain on the bulls but he also will move into the united center and live there like the tom hanks character in the movie " the terminal" (2004)
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
the chicago bulls have announced they have signed nikola vucevic to a novel extension where not only does he remain on the bulls but he also will move into the united center and live there like the tom hanks character in the movie " the terminal" (2004)
i enjoy listening to nba podcasts where the hosts painstakingly go through every player that might be traded and realistic landing spots, mastering every player's salary and the lists of arcane draft swaps and protections end up completely baffled by the bulls because they exist in their own reality
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
i enjoy listening to nba podcasts where the hosts painstakingly go through every player that might be traded and realistic landing spots, mastering every player's salary and the lists of arcane draft swaps and protections end up completely baffled by the bulls because they exist in their own reality
once again my position remains that you should not have to pay a streaming service to watch a penn state-northwestern men's basketball game. this game should be freely available to anyone who wants to watch it. but anyone who signs up to watch it is also put on a list.
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 AM
once again my position remains that you should not have to pay a streaming service to watch a penn state-northwestern men's basketball game. this game should be freely available to anyone who wants to watch it. but anyone who signs up to watch it is also put on a list.
It's going to be Mannion as offensive coordinator for the eagles
January 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
It's going to be Mannion as offensive coordinator for the eagles
National weather service is saying my neighborhood got between 8 and 9 inches of snow last weekend and I feel like I am losing my mind, feel like I have no idea how to gauge inches of snow.
January 29, 2026 at 10:07 PM
National weather service is saying my neighborhood got between 8 and 9 inches of snow last weekend and I feel like I am losing my mind, feel like I have no idea how to gauge inches of snow.
(michael caine voice) detective harry hole
January 29, 2026 at 4:41 AM
(michael caine voice) detective harry hole
i loved reading dan mcquade. every city should be lucky enough to have someone cover it like he covered philadelphia. he seemed like a real mensch too. heartbreaking.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i loved reading dan mcquade. every city should be lucky enough to have someone cover it like he covered philadelphia. he seemed like a real mensch too. heartbreaking.
giannis antetokounmpo is preparing to enter a Decision Mindset that will allow him and the milwaukee bucks to open a matrix of potential future moves and perhaps countermoves as they move closer temporally to the nba trade deadline, according to sources "familiar with the potential matrix"
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 PM
giannis antetokounmpo is preparing to enter a Decision Mindset that will allow him and the milwaukee bucks to open a matrix of potential future moves and perhaps countermoves as they move closer temporally to the nba trade deadline, according to sources "familiar with the potential matrix"
an enraged belichick has vowed revenge on the hall of fame by revealing a previously unknown and more upsetting son
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
an enraged belichick has vowed revenge on the hall of fame by revealing a previously unknown and more upsetting son
checking out the news on billbelichick.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
checking out the news on billbelichick.com
in these dark times, thank goodness for a frazzled, medium rare mike mccarthy showing up at a press conference
January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
in these dark times, thank goodness for a frazzled, medium rare mike mccarthy showing up at a press conference
guy who 5 seconds ago was confidently threatening walker texas ranger before both of his henchmen got taken out by walker doing the flipping the elbow up and punching a guy in the face without looking backward move
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
guy who 5 seconds ago was confidently threatening walker texas ranger before both of his henchmen got taken out by walker doing the flipping the elbow up and punching a guy in the face without looking backward move
January 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
northwestern fans saying "sacre bleu"
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
northwestern fans saying "sacre bleu"
being told bovino is being medevac'd from the twin cities after his enormous nazi overcoat got stuck in a gigantic escalator in the mall of america. he was treated on the scene by paramedics after tear gas canisters kept shooting out of him like sonic rings.
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
being told bovino is being medevac'd from the twin cities after his enormous nazi overcoat got stuck in a gigantic escalator in the mall of america. he was treated on the scene by paramedics after tear gas canisters kept shooting out of him like sonic rings.
the Detroit Lions are building a cerebral, heady offensive staff
January 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
the Detroit Lions are building a cerebral, heady offensive staff
thinking about that Caleb TD again
January 26, 2026 at 7:04 AM
thinking about that Caleb TD again
heavily armed federal goon inexplicably bleeding from multiple orifices while doing Rorschach Voice: mods?????? MODS??????
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Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 AM
heavily armed federal goon inexplicably bleeding from multiple orifices while doing Rorschach Voice: mods?????? MODS??????
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