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an enraged belichick has vowed revenge on the hall of fame by revealing a previously unknown and more upsetting son
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 AM
an enraged belichick has vowed revenge on the hall of fame by revealing a previously unknown and more upsetting son
checking out the news on billbelichick.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
checking out the news on billbelichick.com
in these dark times, thank goodness for a frazzled, medium rare mike mccarthy showing up at a press conference
January 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
in these dark times, thank goodness for a frazzled, medium rare mike mccarthy showing up at a press conference
guy who 5 seconds ago was confidently threatening walker texas ranger before both of his henchmen got taken out by walker doing the flipping the elbow up and punching a guy in the face without looking backward move
January 27, 2026 at 10:26 PM
guy who 5 seconds ago was confidently threatening walker texas ranger before both of his henchmen got taken out by walker doing the flipping the elbow up and punching a guy in the face without looking backward move
January 27, 2026 at 10:04 PM
northwestern fans saying "sacre bleu"
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
northwestern fans saying "sacre bleu"
being told bovino is being medevac'd from the twin cities after his enormous nazi overcoat got stuck in a gigantic escalator in the mall of america. he was treated on the scene by paramedics after tear gas canisters kept shooting out of him like sonic rings.
January 27, 2026 at 12:41 AM
being told bovino is being medevac'd from the twin cities after his enormous nazi overcoat got stuck in a gigantic escalator in the mall of america. he was treated on the scene by paramedics after tear gas canisters kept shooting out of him like sonic rings.
the Detroit Lions are building a cerebral, heady offensive staff
January 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
the Detroit Lions are building a cerebral, heady offensive staff
thinking about that Caleb TD again
January 26, 2026 at 7:04 AM
thinking about that Caleb TD again
heavily armed federal goon inexplicably bleeding from multiple orifices while doing Rorschach Voice: mods?????? MODS??????
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Minneapolis, MN -
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
Very developing situation here. FPS agents ran into the hotel. Tear gas deployed. Hotel patrons forced to put their hands up. One agent’s nose bloodied.
January 26, 2026 at 6:24 AM
heavily armed federal goon inexplicably bleeding from multiple orifices while doing Rorschach Voice: mods?????? MODS??????
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phonetically, the name "cobie durant" is one of the delightfully craziest names a person can have
January 26, 2026 at 5:56 AM
phonetically, the name "cobie durant" is one of the delightfully craziest names a person can have
Sean OyVey
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McVay on the final Rams' 4th down fail:
"They kinda lucked into having two guys peel on Kyren right there. I know that can't be part of their design. So it was a fortuitous bust by them. But they are an excellent team. ... They earned the win and they are NFC champs for a reason."
"They kinda lucked into having two guys peel on Kyren right there. I know that can't be part of their design. So it was a fortuitous bust by them. But they are an excellent team. ... They earned the win and they are NFC champs for a reason."
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Sean OyVey
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jj mccarthy plans to work hard to silence doubters next season after watching sam darnold make it to the super bowl. "i'm ten now," mccarthy said
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
jj mccarthy plans to work hard to silence doubters next season after watching sam darnold make it to the super bowl. "i'm ten now," mccarthy said
i am learning that the seahawks and patriots met in a previous superbowl and there was some controversy involving seattle's play-calling
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
i am learning that the seahawks and patriots met in a previous superbowl and there was some controversy involving seattle's play-calling
Matt Stafford is re-entering The Tube
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Matt Stafford is re-entering The Tube
ANNOUNCER: Here it is, Darnold's throwing it up to Shaheed!
GUY WHOSE ONLY KNOWLEDGE OF THE NFL COMES FROM WATCHING DECADES OF BEARS GAMES: they talking about Adam Shaheen?
GUY WHOSE ONLY KNOWLEDGE OF THE NFL COMES FROM WATCHING DECADES OF BEARS GAMES: they talking about Adam Shaheen?
January 26, 2026 at 2:40 AM
ANNOUNCER: Here it is, Darnold's throwing it up to Shaheed!
GUY WHOSE ONLY KNOWLEDGE OF THE NFL COMES FROM WATCHING DECADES OF BEARS GAMES: they talking about Adam Shaheen?
GUY WHOSE ONLY KNOWLEDGE OF THE NFL COMES FROM WATCHING DECADES OF BEARS GAMES: they talking about Adam Shaheen?
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when tom brady is constantly talking about the "the juice" for an entire football game
December 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
when tom brady is constantly talking about the "the juice" for an entire football game
ESPN needs to go back to making scripted, original tv shows for the sole purpose of making joe buck read promos for them
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
ESPN needs to go back to making scripted, original tv shows for the sole purpose of making joe buck read promos for them
you would think they would have figured out a better way to move salmon around by now
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
you would think they would have figured out a better way to move salmon around by now
I hope Alan Parsons knows that his "Sirius" is being enjoyed in the audio quality it was envisioned for: blared over CTA station speakers before a message from Derrick Rose
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I hope Alan Parsons knows that his "Sirius" is being enjoyed in the audio quality it was envisioned for: blared over CTA station speakers before a message from Derrick Rose
(black and white photo of Mr. Freeze with sinister music) This is what football would look like under a Mr. Freeze administration. (Cut to newspaper showing headlines Freeze introduces C.O.L.D. Act) Under Freeze's proposed COLD Act, Gotham would be cold all the time. Paid for by Citizens For Dent.
January 25, 2026 at 10:56 PM
(black and white photo of Mr. Freeze with sinister music) This is what football would look like under a Mr. Freeze administration. (Cut to newspaper showing headlines Freeze introduces C.O.L.D. Act) Under Freeze's proposed COLD Act, Gotham would be cold all the time. Paid for by Citizens For Dent.
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
i will never make light of places that don't get usually snow or ice going into crisis when they get winter storms because we needed to fly in a guy from florida to deal with a single rogue alligator in a park that had easily eluded local reptile guys for over a week.
January 25, 2026 at 5:43 PM
i will never make light of places that don't get usually snow or ice going into crisis when they get winter storms because we needed to fly in a guy from florida to deal with a single rogue alligator in a park that had easily eluded local reptile guys for over a week.