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amfmpm.bsky.social
darn chaumbrelauwn
@amfmpm.bsky.social
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writer and actor for tv and movies
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amfmpm.bsky.social
piss drinkers claim piss more delicious than ever
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
hello NYC RESIDENT, mike bloomberg here to remind you that there's nothing "6-7" about free buses
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
blowing fat rails as i sign up for capital one card after capital one card
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
amfmpm.bsky.social
worried i'll never have the chance to survive an assassination attempt only to later crash a costume ball thrown by my would-be killer and greet them by saying "what's the matter, dubois? you look as if you've seen a ghost"
October 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
🍷 rm x dp 🍷 youtube.com/watch?v=WBEC...
chambaland - digital wine (role model / daft punk) - mashup
YouTube video by chambaland
youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
amfmpm.bsky.social
sorry hollyweird but there's only one "smashing machine" i'm interested in this fall
cider press next to a big ol basket of apples
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
those first two "to you"s in the happy birthday song really ratchet up the tension as to whether or not your loved ones know your name
October 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
[lenny kravitz voice] ♬ I WANT TO PASS AWAY ♬
October 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
last night was so cool
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
amfmpm.bsky.social
refilling my roommate's peanut butter with water like vodka at my parents' house
September 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it
September 11, 2023 at 9:02 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
its the damnedest thing, the Ephemerol, you give it to a pregnant lady it makes the baby a scanner. they can't stop scanning. but the scanners get headaches, not so nice. Darryl Revok - tremendous guy, powerful guy, blew a guy's head up if you can believe it - he's, we're gonna be taking down ConSec
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
happy 9/21 😎 youtu.be/uzuUe62PayI?...
chambaland - september break (ariana grande / earth, wind, & fire) - mashup
YouTube video by chambaland
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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wgaeast.bsky.social
The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice. As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree. Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich. Silencing us impoverishes the whole world. The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
I always maintained the NBC show THE SLAP should have been about a tough cop named Cal Slapowicz.
amfmpm.bsky.social darn chaumbrelauwn @amfmpm.bsky.social · Sep 17
mark ruffalo's guy on hbo's TASK should be named "rick task"
September 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
amfmpm.bsky.social
mark ruffalo's guy on hbo's TASK should be named "rick task"
September 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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melbuer.bsky.social
Get the hell off Substack before you literally can’t anymore without blowing up your business
With Substack's latest launch, writers are actually ceding control of the billing relationship to Apple, which now owns and controls the subscription. These transactions, subscriptions, and customers will no longer be accessible in their Stripe account. Most importantly, that means that if writers choose to leave Substack, they won't be able to port their paid subscriptions over to another platform like they could previously. This predatory platform lock-in is incredibly dangerous for writers. It strips away data and control, while locking them into the platform.
August 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
in new york city ya best friend is a rat. ya clothes? dey's rats. all da taxis is drove by rats, ya pillow’s made a rats, and for dinner? there’s actually this great vegan mexican place off the east broadway stop
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
amfmpm.bsky.social
nascar is short for “nasty cars”
July 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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jilltwiss.bsky.social
I wrote about Colbert for the Guardian. It started out talking about the politics, but then it just became a sort of love letter for late night television.
The thing about jokes is that they require a shared base of knowledge. A shared reality. If I tell a joke about a commercial and you've never seen that commercial, the joke isn't going to go over very well. Losing late night shows is one more step toward losing a shared reality, and that to me is terrifying. There's a moment every New Yorker knows. It happens when you're on the subway and someone does something particularly insane: an 83-year-old white lady raps, or a man in a three-piece suit publicly clips his toenails. And then you catch the eye of someone across the train - they raise their eyebrows and you raise your eyebrows back. And then you feel a little better because someone else saw what you saw and they can confirm that it's something. Late night hosts like Stephen Colbert do that on a larger scale. They're our way of saying "Hey this is crazy right? RIGHT?" In this world of algorithmic bubbles and blatant lies and deepfakes, late night television is a place you can gather at night and say: "Yes, this happened and it's fucking weird"
July 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
calling ahead to the bar to make sure there aren’t any jerks there
July 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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wgaeast.bsky.social
The following is a statement from the Writers Guild of America East (WGAE) and Writers Guild of America West (WGAW) on Paramount’s Decision to Cancel “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert”.
On July 2nd, Paramount agreed to settle a baseless lawsuit brought against 60 Minutes and CBS News by President Trump for $16 million. On July 15, during a regular show of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Colbert went on-air and called the settlement a “big fat bribe” in exchange for a favorable decision on the proposed merger between Paramount and Skydance, a charge currently under investigation in California. Less than 48 hours later, on July 17, Paramount canceled The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a show currently performing first in its timeslot, giving vague references to the program’s “financial performance” as the only explanation. For ten years, the show has been one of the most successful, beloved and profitable programs on CBS, entertaining an audience of millions on late night television, on streaming services and across social media. Given Paramount’s recent capitulation to President Trump in the CBS News lawsuit, the Writers Guild of America has significant concerns that The Late Show’s cancelation is a bribe, sacrificing free speech to curry favor with the Trump Administration as the company looks for merger approval. Cancelations are part of the business, but a corporation terminating a show in bad faith due to explicit or implicit political pressure is dangerous and unacceptable in a democratic society. Paramount’s decision comes against a backdrop of relentless attacks on a free press by President Trump, through lawsuits against CBS and ABC, threatened litigation of media organizations with critical coverage and the unconscionable defunding of PBS and NPR. The Writers Guild of America calls on New York State Attorney General Letitia James, no stranger to prosecuting Trump for illegal business practices, to join California and launch an investigation into potential wrongdoing at Paramount. We call on our elected leaders to hold those responsible to account, to demand answers about why this beloved program was canceled and to assure the public that Colbert and his writers were not censored due to their views or the whims of the President. In the meantime, the Writers Guild of America will support our members at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and across the late-night industry as they speak truth to power and we will explore all potential legal and political avenues to fight for our members in the aftermath of this decision.
July 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
amfmpm.bsky.social
well this so-called "club" sandwich has very little ketamine in it
July 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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amfmpm.bsky.social
new three-track chambaland maxi on youtube! dm for mp3s 😎 www.youtube.com/watch?v=70pp...
chambaland - 4 U 2 (charli xcx / prince) - mashup
YouTube video by chambaland
www.youtube.com
July 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM