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Mike Pielocik
@mikepie.bsky.social
CEO Jukt Micronics. TV writer (@hignfyus.bsky.social, Late Show, Tonight Show, Desus & Mero, Nightly Show, Smart Pipe, Sex House, ONN).
Pinned
i just flew in from the canned pasta section of the grocery store and boyardees arms tired
Me: “I love you and I worry about you all the time.”
13-year-old daughter: “Damn. Skill issue.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO
NEARLY A MILLION NEW YORKERS TO REPORTEDLY FLEE NYC AS MAMDANI BECOMES MAYOR — POSSIBLY IGNITING MASS EXODUS, PER NYP
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Jump scare!
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November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
If Mamdani wins I will leave New York and set off for a high paying plastic surgeon job in Beverly Hills, but as I pass through the idyllic town of Grady, South Carolina, I will crash into a fence to avoid hitting a cow and have to stay in Grady for a few days, where I will fall for a pretty EMT and
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
One ticket for Goo please
The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
hearing from my sources on the street that Skydance has made a bid at $24/share 80% cash for Warn A Brother
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
ai is a tool for fascists and the chronically uncool
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
absolutely heartbreaking www.nytimes.com/2025/10/17/u...
Nory Doesn’t Go to School Here Anymore
www.nytimes.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
I will be honest and say that I did not think they would allow us to show this part on CNN
TONIGHT! Catch Comedian @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social & Journalist @juliaioffe.bsky.social on a brand new HIGNFY at 9p ET/PT on @cnn.com!
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
no that is Wolverine villain Sabretooth spooning frequent Whit Stillman collaborator Chris Eigeman
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposted by Mike Pielocik
Pain
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"I'm not going to be lectured about political violence by the party of january 6th" is a short sentence anyone can use. just a li'l #handytip from your pal mike p
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
we are just smol beans 🥺🥺🥺 pwease be patient while we figure out why our copyright violating machine keeps violating copyrights
October 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM