Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor
@andrewpaul.bsky.social
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
andrew.paul@popsci.com
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
andrew.paul@popsci.com
when Rand Paul sound sane, it's bad out there
BARTIROMO: With all due respect, I think the goal here is to stop the drug and human trafficking into America, and I don't think Saudi Arabia is sending fentanyl into America
RAND PAUL: Well, neither does Venezuela
RAND PAUL: Well, neither does Venezuela
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 PM
when Rand Paul sound sane, it's bad out there
oh ok lotta fans of Jan6 on here i get it
congratulations to January 6th, a date that has quickly become a top contender for 'Most Sanctimonious Anniversary Content'
January 6, 2026 at 3:22 PM
oh ok lotta fans of Jan6 on here i get it
look out, world
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
look out, world
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I quibble with the use of word “strength” and prefer nouns like “barbarism” and “brutality”
There is nothing “strong” or “muscular” about the mighty picking on the weak
The fuck is “strong” about attacking Greenland???
www.cnn.com/2026/01/06/p...
There is nothing “strong” or “muscular” about the mighty picking on the weak
The fuck is “strong” about attacking Greenland???
www.cnn.com/2026/01/06/p...
Analysis: Trump’s new US mission statement: Strength, force, power | CNN Politics
Look out, world.
www.cnn.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I quibble with the use of word “strength” and prefer nouns like “barbarism” and “brutality”
There is nothing “strong” or “muscular” about the mighty picking on the weak
The fuck is “strong” about attacking Greenland???
www.cnn.com/2026/01/06/p...
There is nothing “strong” or “muscular” about the mighty picking on the weak
The fuck is “strong” about attacking Greenland???
www.cnn.com/2026/01/06/p...
hey chat
what the absolute fuck is Reuters doing with its Venezuela coverage?
what the absolute fuck is Reuters doing with its Venezuela coverage?
Mexico condemns attack on Venezuela while seeking to avoid its fate reut.rs/45tsU34
Mexico condemns attack on Venezuela while seeking to avoid its fate
In the wake of the U.S. attack on Venezuela, the Mexican government has found itself traversing the most delicate balancing act since President Donald Trump began his second term: strongly condemning the operation while doubling down on bilateral cooperation lest Mexico find itself in Trump’s crosshairs next.
reut.rs
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
hey chat
what the absolute fuck is Reuters doing with its Venezuela coverage?
what the absolute fuck is Reuters doing with its Venezuela coverage?
one of the most frustrating things about people like Bari Weiss is that deep, burning desire to see them one day realize just *how* bad they are at what they do
and knowing that likely will never happen.
and knowing that likely will never happen.
the problem for Bari Weiss isn't that she's not a good journalist (which is true), it's that she's not good at propaganda, which is the whole reason she was hired
she probably gets booted by summertime and replaced by some MMA bro better at agitprop and engagement trolling
she probably gets booted by summertime and replaced by some MMA bro better at agitprop and engagement trolling
‘Blood in the water’: Bari Weiss’s chaotic first three months in charge of CBS News
Weiss is embroiled in her first major controversy as editor in chief as her handpicked anchor takes evening news show
www.theguardian.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
one of the most frustrating things about people like Bari Weiss is that deep, burning desire to see them one day realize just *how* bad they are at what they do
and knowing that likely will never happen.
and knowing that likely will never happen.
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hey remember when Razer shoved a bunch of whacky shit into a fake COVID mask then got fined $1 million for lying about it?
www.popsci.com/health/razer...
www.popsci.com/health/razer...
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
hey remember when Razer shoved a bunch of whacky shit into a fake COVID mask then got fined $1 million for lying about it?
www.popsci.com/health/razer...
www.popsci.com/health/razer...
congratulations to January 6th, a date that has quickly become a top contender for 'Most Sanctimonious Anniversary Content'
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
congratulations to January 6th, a date that has quickly become a top contender for 'Most Sanctimonious Anniversary Content'
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Seems like the two-thirds who don’t support the strike are the headline here
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
A third of Americans support US strike on Venezuela, Reuters/Ipsos poll finds
The two-day poll showed 65% of Republicans back the military operation ordered by Trump and 72% worry the U.S. will become too involved in the country.
www.reuters.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Seems like the two-thirds who don’t support the strike are the headline here
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
five days into 2026 and 'Troll State' may already be a top contender for the year's best read of the room
The US has transformed from a (sorta) functioning democracy into a poster regime, a rogue troll state, fueled by internet clout. And the abduction of Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro is likely just the beginning.
www.garbageday.email/p/the-rise-o...
www.garbageday.email/p/the-rise-o...
January 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
five days into 2026 and 'Troll State' may already be a top contender for the year's best read of the room
ICE agents outside the Minneapolis Hilton
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
ICE agents outside the Minneapolis Hilton
it's objectively hilarious that Trump has only nailed down the "Gavin Newscum" nickname and is apparently still workshopping stuff for everyone else in this post
January 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
it's objectively hilarious that Trump has only nailed down the "Gavin Newscum" nickname and is apparently still workshopping stuff for everyone else in this post
this is such a self-own lmao
just the biggest bunch of whiny twerp babies in this godforsaken country
just the biggest bunch of whiny twerp babies in this godforsaken country
ICE is furious because the Hilton cancelled their reservation because of ICE’s immigration enforcement activities.
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
this is such a self-own lmao
just the biggest bunch of whiny twerp babies in this godforsaken country
just the biggest bunch of whiny twerp babies in this godforsaken country
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Wait no. This isn't what we meant to do. Apologies
Siri delete post and also play "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega on Bluetooth speakers at maximum volume
Siri delete post and also play "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega on Bluetooth speakers at maximum volume
Okay we've spent the past couple hours researching how to post again after our holiday hiatus. We think we got it.
Hey Siri, copy and paste link to article about pigs.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Hey Siri, copy and paste link to article about pigs.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Pigs have been island hopping for 50,000 years
With human help, the mammals can defy 'the world’s most fundamental natural boundaries.'
www.popsci.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Wait no. This isn't what we meant to do. Apologies
Siri delete post and also play "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega on Bluetooth speakers at maximum volume
Siri delete post and also play "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega on Bluetooth speakers at maximum volume
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Okay we've spent the past couple hours researching how to post again after our holiday hiatus. We think we got it.
Hey Siri, copy and paste link to article about pigs.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Hey Siri, copy and paste link to article about pigs.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Pigs have been island hopping for 50,000 years
With human help, the mammals can defy 'the world’s most fundamental natural boundaries.'
www.popsci.com
January 5, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Okay we've spent the past couple hours researching how to post again after our holiday hiatus. We think we got it.
Hey Siri, copy and paste link to article about pigs.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
Hey Siri, copy and paste link to article about pigs.
www.popsci.com/environment/...
why does this look and feel like a Clickhole thing?
Jack Black said he "learned a valuable lesson" after passing on the role of Syndrome in The Incredibles, saying, "it's one of the best movies ever made, and I was like, 'Why was I being so difficult?'"
For more: https://bit.ly/44Zs6Tn
For more: https://bit.ly/44Zs6Tn
January 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
why does this look and feel like a Clickhole thing?
shaking off the cobwebs over here
*returning to Bluesky after 1.5 week holiday hiatus*
Hi...
How this thing work again?
post...science? Right?
Post science. Yes. Ok.
#science
Hi...
How this thing work again?
post...science? Right?
Post science. Yes. Ok.
#science
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
shaking off the cobwebs over here
it's totally great for us that one of the most powerful, recognizable Democrats looks and acts like the principal in an 80s high school comedy
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
it's totally great for us that one of the most powerful, recognizable Democrats looks and acts like the principal in an 80s high school comedy
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Less than worthless
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Less than worthless
@zoforaustin.bsky.social i know you value my opinion on these matters and i cosign this.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, could you please establish an official NYC Mayor account on Bluesky and post everything your office is currently posting on X over here?
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
And please remove all city accounts from X, which has become a CSAM creation and distribution site?
No money for Musk, ever, please.
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
@zoforaustin.bsky.social i know you value my opinion on these matters and i cosign this.
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Without exaggeration, Patrick changed my life, and for the better, when he acquired Old Man's War for Tor. So much of what is good in my life now flows from that, and I'm forever grateful for it. I hope his retirement is fantastic. I've written more on my site:
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/01/05/p...
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/01/05/p...
News of me: I’m retiring. I’m 67 years old and I’ve worked full-time at Tor Books for 37 of those years. Today, January 5, is my official last day. This has been in train for several months, and while it hasn’t been a secret for some time, I haven’t mentioned it on social media until now. (1/3)
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Without exaggeration, Patrick changed my life, and for the better, when he acquired Old Man's War for Tor. So much of what is good in my life now flows from that, and I'm forever grateful for it. I hope his retirement is fantastic. I've written more on my site:
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/01/05/p...
whatever.scalzi.com/2026/01/05/p...
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And St. Clair is the mother of one of his children.
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
And St. Clair is the mother of one of his children.