Godspeed You! Bluesky Emperor
@andrewpaul.bsky.social
Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com
Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
andrew.paul@popsci.com
Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
andrew.paul@popsci.com
eat shit, you Annie Wilkes lookin ass
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
eat shit, you Annie Wilkes lookin ass
oh, Thomas. you sweet sweet child.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
oh, Thomas. you sweet sweet child.
great job once again, guys.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
great job once again, guys.
this is one of the best emails i’ve ever received @nicklutsko.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
this is one of the best emails i’ve ever received @nicklutsko.bsky.social
Kim Davis: proof that sometimes you absolutely can judge a book by its cover
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Kim Davis: proof that sometimes you absolutely can judge a book by its cover
Bluesky crusaders logging on every day to share the latest traumatic fascist footage
November 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bluesky crusaders logging on every day to share the latest traumatic fascist footage
never forget the time Rob Zombie praised Babymetal, then responded to individual haters in his comments with replies including
'What are you doing besides being a grumpy old fuck?'
and
'They roll harder than you.'
'What are you doing besides being a grumpy old fuck?'
and
'They roll harder than you.'
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
never forget the time Rob Zombie praised Babymetal, then responded to individual haters in his comments with replies including
'What are you doing besides being a grumpy old fuck?'
and
'They roll harder than you.'
'What are you doing besides being a grumpy old fuck?'
and
'They roll harder than you.'
*taps the sign*
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
*taps the sign*
tfw you're just a lil stinker of a misogynist
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
tfw you're just a lil stinker of a misogynist
i just
what
what
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i just
what
what
the 100% vibe on here today
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the 100% vibe on here today
lol.
lm
(and i cannot stress this enough)
ao.
lm
(and i cannot stress this enough)
ao.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
lol.
lm
(and i cannot stress this enough)
ao.
lm
(and i cannot stress this enough)
ao.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
shaking things up by visiting a bar that’s not in my normal rotation.
this car was by the entrance. when i sat down some Latino dudes in the corner were talking chess, then immediately segued into how the best sex of their lives was with Scorpios.
i approve.
this car was by the entrance. when i sat down some Latino dudes in the corner were talking chess, then immediately segued into how the best sex of their lives was with Scorpios.
i approve.
November 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
shaking things up by visiting a bar that’s not in my normal rotation.
this car was by the entrance. when i sat down some Latino dudes in the corner were talking chess, then immediately segued into how the best sex of their lives was with Scorpios.
i approve.
this car was by the entrance. when i sat down some Latino dudes in the corner were talking chess, then immediately segued into how the best sex of their lives was with Scorpios.
i approve.
but he needs to keep his face covered to keep him safe from an angry publi...
heywaitaminute
heywaitaminute
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
but he needs to keep his face covered to keep him safe from an angry publi...
heywaitaminute
heywaitaminute
this photo of the second-ever Black grandmaster is so absolutely badass. and his name?
Brewington Hardaway?
you gotta be kidding me. hell yes.
Brewington Hardaway?
you gotta be kidding me. hell yes.
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this photo of the second-ever Black grandmaster is so absolutely badass. and his name?
Brewington Hardaway?
you gotta be kidding me. hell yes.
Brewington Hardaway?
you gotta be kidding me. hell yes.
'it's not about the religion, it's about the mindset'
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
'it's not about the religion, it's about the mindset'
"You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba."
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba."
it's bringing this energy
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
it's bringing this energy
oh no, Old Navy's update is i'm being deployed to Chicago
October 31, 2025 at 12:40 PM
oh no, Old Navy's update is i'm being deployed to Chicago
Divorced Dad Says There Are 'Obstacles' To Paying Child Support
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Divorced Dad Says There Are 'Obstacles' To Paying Child Support