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Mississippi cyberpunk Jewboy writing dystopian horror for @popsci.com
Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
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echo-chamber.ghost.io
andrew.paul@popsci.com
Also @popsci.com Bluesky social media czar
Also @mcsweeneys.net Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library curator
andrewpaulwrites.com
echo-chamber.ghost.io
andrew.paul@popsci.com
Trump is on ESPN rambling over the phone about winning and the government shutdown
and Pat McCafee keeps repeating shit like “so is that true? i don’t know anything about you guys’ world”
i want to crawl into a hole
and Pat McCafee keeps repeating shit like “so is that true? i don’t know anything about you guys’ world”
i want to crawl into a hole
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trump is on ESPN rambling over the phone about winning and the government shutdown
and Pat McCafee keeps repeating shit like “so is that true? i don’t know anything about you guys’ world”
i want to crawl into a hole
and Pat McCafee keeps repeating shit like “so is that true? i don’t know anything about you guys’ world”
i want to crawl into a hole
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*elon musk voice*
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
*elon musk voice*
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
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All SCP foundation personnel were furloughed during the shutdown. Entities were left unguarded in their cells without the usual containment rituals. Nobody played jazz music to soothe the lamp that eats people
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
All SCP foundation personnel were furloughed during the shutdown. Entities were left unguarded in their cells without the usual containment rituals. Nobody played jazz music to soothe the lamp that eats people
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great job @schumer.senate.gov
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
We’ve Defied President Nyarlathotep’s Psychic Siege Long Enough
“less than a week after voters loudly repudiated Trump, how are Senate Democrats—including minority leader Chuck Schumer—responding? By negotiating...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
great job @schumer.senate.gov
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
great job @schumer.senate.gov
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
We’ve Defied President Nyarlathotep’s Psychic Siege Long Enough
“less than a week after voters loudly repudiated Trump, how are Senate Democrats—including minority leader Chuck Schumer—responding? By negotiating...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
great job @schumer.senate.gov
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
@mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...
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carol and oates, don't they sing "i can't go for that"?
*elon musk voice*
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
carol and oates, don't they sing "i can't go for that"?
*elon musk voice*
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
*elon musk voice*
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
yeah well huhuh
Joyce Carol Oates
more like Joyce Carol Olds am i right? huh huhhuh
one of the funniest parts about Joyce Carol Oates going viral for nuking Elon Musk is that he absolutely needed someone tell him who Joyce Carol Oates is
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
one of the funniest parts about Joyce Carol Oates going viral for nuking Elon Musk is that he absolutely needed someone tell him who Joyce Carol Oates is
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one time I pointed out that elon musk followed no women on twitter and he immediately followed caity weaver
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
one time I pointed out that elon musk followed no women on twitter and he immediately followed caity weaver
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Now that Greg Bovino is wearing his court-ordered body cam, he's wide open to FOIA requests, so have fun with that.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Now that Greg Bovino is wearing his court-ordered body cam, he's wide open to FOIA requests, so have fun with that.
tbh i didn't realize how many of y'all were still giving money to the DNC
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
tbh i didn't realize how many of y'all were still giving money to the DNC
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Finkelstein is one of those guys who thought wokeness had gone too far when it came for his own sexism, so now he pals around with fascists under the thinnest possible veneer of “anti-Israel” critique
Norman Finkelstein, the fuck is wrong with you?
This is the second time he's gone on Candace Owens' show, and look how she frames the interview in her tweet.
This is the second time he's gone on Candace Owens' show, and look how she frames the interview in her tweet.
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Finkelstein is one of those guys who thought wokeness had gone too far when it came for his own sexism, so now he pals around with fascists under the thinnest possible veneer of “anti-Israel” critique
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Jeffries praised Schumer three separate times during the press conference he just gave.
Jeffries and Schumer are a team. h/t @aaronparnas.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Jeffries praised Schumer three separate times during the press conference he just gave.
if Democrats really folded because they didn't want to keep hurting Americans, then it's yet more proof they chose the wrong career
you're a national politician! you *will* inevitably get blood on your hands. you were elected to make often terrible choices for a 'greater good.' it's part of the gig
you're a national politician! you *will* inevitably get blood on your hands. you were elected to make often terrible choices for a 'greater good.' it's part of the gig
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
if Democrats really folded because they didn't want to keep hurting Americans, then it's yet more proof they chose the wrong career
you're a national politician! you *will* inevitably get blood on your hands. you were elected to make often terrible choices for a 'greater good.' it's part of the gig
you're a national politician! you *will* inevitably get blood on your hands. you were elected to make often terrible choices for a 'greater good.' it's part of the gig
i reached out to the coauthor of a comet study that's being misrepresented by internet conspiracy theory opportunists
did not exactly mince words.
www.popsci.com/science/3i-a...
did not exactly mince words.
www.popsci.com/science/3i-a...
3I/Atlas isn't deep space aliens and didn't 'change color'
Don't believe the comet conspiracy theories.
www.popsci.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
i reached out to the coauthor of a comet study that's being misrepresented by internet conspiracy theory opportunists
did not exactly mince words.
www.popsci.com/science/3i-a...
did not exactly mince words.
www.popsci.com/science/3i-a...
democrats can have the epstein files to read in the gulags, as a treat
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
democrats can have the epstein files to read in the gulags, as a treat
it's honestly this kind of comparatively inconsequential ranting that really lays out Trump's mental instability.
he is such a genuinely disturbed person. the only thing more profoundly grotesque is the decade of sanewashing at every level of society
he is such a genuinely disturbed person. the only thing more profoundly grotesque is the decade of sanewashing at every level of society
Now we have Trump blasting air traffic controllers, telling them they hate this country for not showing up without pay.
"I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK... You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind, against your record."
"I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK... You will have a negative mark, at least in my mind, against your record."
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
it's honestly this kind of comparatively inconsequential ranting that really lays out Trump's mental instability.
he is such a genuinely disturbed person. the only thing more profoundly grotesque is the decade of sanewashing at every level of society
he is such a genuinely disturbed person. the only thing more profoundly grotesque is the decade of sanewashing at every level of society
eat shit, you Annie Wilkes lookin ass
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
eat shit, you Annie Wilkes lookin ass
you know it's bad when SCOTUS manages to do more for us than Democrats
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
you know it's bad when SCOTUS manages to do more for us than Democrats
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evergreen
every ounce of energy you expend on trying to save a democratic party that has consistently prioritized winning over republicans is energy wasted that could have been spent on organizing your local community to be resilient and resistant against the coming darkness
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
evergreen
oh, Thomas. you sweet sweet child.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
oh, Thomas. you sweet sweet child.
can you imagine being 81 years old and being this much of a wimp?
an entire life's worth of experiences: relationships, knowledge, family, career, love, heartbreak, etc...
all to culminate with saying 'Standing up to the syphilitic king is a fool's errand' on live national television.
an entire life's worth of experiences: relationships, knowledge, family, career, love, heartbreak, etc...
all to culminate with saying 'Standing up to the syphilitic king is a fool's errand' on live national television.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
can you imagine being 81 years old and being this much of a wimp?
an entire life's worth of experiences: relationships, knowledge, family, career, love, heartbreak, etc...
all to culminate with saying 'Standing up to the syphilitic king is a fool's errand' on live national television.
an entire life's worth of experiences: relationships, knowledge, family, career, love, heartbreak, etc...
all to culminate with saying 'Standing up to the syphilitic king is a fool's errand' on live national television.
this might be the funniest soundbite to come out of this so far.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
this might be the funniest soundbite to come out of this so far.
