Mike Pielocik
@mikepie.bsky.social
CEO Jukt Micronics. TV writer (@hignfyus.bsky.social, Late Show, Tonight Show, Desus & Mero, Nightly Show, Smart Pipe, Sex House, ONN).
Ok but I feel like you could actually make money selling these
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ok but I feel like you could actually make money selling these
cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”
October 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
cooking show called “When Life Gives You Plemons, Make Emma-nade”
hearing from my sources on the street that Skydance has made a bid at $24/share 80% cash for Warn A Brother
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
hearing from my sources on the street that Skydance has made a bid at $24/share 80% cash for Warn A Brother
we are just smol beans 🥺🥺🥺 pwease be patient while we figure out why our copyright violating machine keeps violating copyrights
October 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
we are just smol beans 🥺🥺🥺 pwease be patient while we figure out why our copyright violating machine keeps violating copyrights
Legit unsettling and Langella unreal in this
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Legit unsettling and Langella unreal in this
Wishing everyone on Bluesky
September 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Wishing everyone on Bluesky
this would be a good couples halloween costume
September 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
this would be a good couples halloween costume
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
September 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
is my microwave horny? big tech and users grapple with one of the most unsettling questions of our times
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
is my microwave horny? big tech and users grapple with one of the most unsettling questions of our times
same hand - the transformation begins
August 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
same hand - the transformation begins
me when i spot the above typo
August 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
me when i spot the above typo
I actually did think i was doing hard hitting journalism when i pitched Andy Serkis in a ripoff of Bad Moms called Bitchy Giraffe
July 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I actually did think i was doing hard hitting journalism when i pitched Andy Serkis in a ripoff of Bad Moms called Bitchy Giraffe
I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it
That David played and it
July 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played and it
That David played and it