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darn chaumbrelauwn
@amfmpm.bsky.social
writer and actor for tv and movies
sorry hollyweird but there's only one "smashing machine" i'm interested in this fall
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
last night was so cool
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
its the damnedest thing, the Ephemerol, you give it to a pregnant lady it makes the baby a scanner. they can't stop scanning. but the scanners get headaches, not so nice. Darryl Revok - tremendous guy, powerful guy, blew a guy's head up if you can believe it - he's, we're gonna be taking down ConSec
September 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ugh i love sylvia plath
May 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
shame... celebrate all you want but this kind of vandalism is never acceptable
February 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
we're so back
January 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
January 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
mother, i will not be denied my
December 30, 2024 at 12:05 AM
tfw the bryant park holiday market is all out of faux distressed tin signs advertising the concept of beer
December 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
tfw the union square holiday market has notorious rbg prayer candles!!!!
December 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
i'm in too deep
December 14, 2024 at 12:52 AM
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 PM
December 10, 2024 at 3:10 PM
big morning
December 10, 2024 at 3:09 PM
regrettably "hey how are you doing i'm jelly roll" is now a permanent part of my lexicon
December 10, 2024 at 5:16 AM
his pen is too small, he looks like he's being raised for veal
December 8, 2024 at 4:11 PM
story checks out
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 AM
revealing my gender with a hearty autumn soup
December 6, 2024 at 9:25 PM
tfw you're bored and horny
November 26, 2024 at 10:55 PM
for me a real sign that twitter was cooked was the absolute lack of memes about Jules, the odd little blue person from Jules (2023)
November 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
furiously texting my landlord that the rainbows are back 😤
November 19, 2024 at 1:08 PM
printing this out for the guys at lowe's to show them how i want my house to look!!
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
why yes, yes i do
December 18, 2023 at 6:29 PM