my name is 100% James
@notnamedjames.bsky.social
don't believe my handle
✅ spam ✅ scams
✅ spam ✅ scams
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My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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Punch card full, he gets a free catheter.
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Punch card full, he gets a free catheter.
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"some sex or pussy would go hard right now" -horney people
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"some sex or pussy would go hard right now" -horney people
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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
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Reposted by my name is 100% James
they’re circling back like there’s nothing left to lose and I’m scared
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
they’re circling back like there’s nothing left to lose and I’m scared
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I’ve just had a sudden insight into the human condition: it’s bad
January 4, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I’ve just had a sudden insight into the human condition: it’s bad
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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Trump should kidnap the pope next.
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Trump should kidnap the pope next.
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
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Political experts paint an increasingly dire picture. They expect that by 2035 the US will turn into a lawless wasteland called the Battlerealm. Their analysis predicts everyone will fight to obtain Skaxx, a street drug that makes you good at karate
October 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Political experts paint an increasingly dire picture. They expect that by 2035 the US will turn into a lawless wasteland called the Battlerealm. Their analysis predicts everyone will fight to obtain Skaxx, a street drug that makes you good at karate
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
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Attempting to explain AO3
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Attempting to explain AO3
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
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uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
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Me: hey windows can you delete this file please
Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now
Me: omg who 😳
Windows: omg I can't say 🫣
Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now
Me: omg who 😳
Windows: omg I can't say 🫣
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me: hey windows can you delete this file please
Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now
Me: omg who 😳
Windows: omg I can't say 🫣
Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now
Me: omg who 😳
Windows: omg I can't say 🫣
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Reposted by my name is 100% James
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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God bless you, Mr. Mayor. 🫡
December 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
God bless you, Mr. Mayor. 🫡
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I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
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had a dream i was opening Yu-Gi-Oh cards and i got one that was just named "Hot Dog with Wing"
it was a hot dog in a bun with a single angel wing
it was a hot dog in a bun with a single angel wing
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
had a dream i was opening Yu-Gi-Oh cards and i got one that was just named "Hot Dog with Wing"
it was a hot dog in a bun with a single angel wing
it was a hot dog in a bun with a single angel wing
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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It’s non-stop excitement in the kitchen.
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It’s non-stop excitement in the kitchen.