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nika
@nikalamity.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Alexa, skip this presidency
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
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well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
well well well if it isn't the cop ive been racing for the past half hour
i don’t have an alt, the regular me is alt enough
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i don’t have an alt, the regular me is alt enough
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I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't believe in arguments. I'm right, and they're just saying things.
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This year has been the longest decade in a century.
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This year has been the longest decade in a century.
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My wife is all pissed because I reported her to PETA for beating a dead horse.
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My wife is all pissed because I reported her to PETA for beating a dead horse.
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I can feel the novel I'm writing terraforming my personality.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I can feel the novel I'm writing terraforming my personality.
CDC says the Kennedy curse is real.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
CDC says the Kennedy curse is real.
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
i blame all of you for telling him not to drink bleach
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i blame all of you for telling him not to drink bleach
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If you have a man tell him I said stfu
November 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you have a man tell him I said stfu
I’ve never had a problem so difficult to fix before.
- Said to me by the I.T. department. And my exes.
- Said to me by the I.T. department. And my exes.
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ve never had a problem so difficult to fix before.
- Said to me by the I.T. department. And my exes.
- Said to me by the I.T. department. And my exes.
[me trying to sleep]
my brain:
will the new iron lungs they have to build for polio have phone chargers
my brain:
will the new iron lungs they have to build for polio have phone chargers
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[me trying to sleep]
my brain:
will the new iron lungs they have to build for polio have phone chargers
my brain:
will the new iron lungs they have to build for polio have phone chargers
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Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Before I got married, I never realized you could sneeze like an asshole
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Happy international fucking what day?
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy international fucking what day?
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
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This cup of coffee better fix my whole fucking life.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This cup of coffee better fix my whole fucking life.
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*smashes face on keyboard*
*hits send*
*hits send*
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*smashes face on keyboard*
*hits send*
*hits send*
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they should invent an adhd pill you don’t have to remember to take
June 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
they should invent an adhd pill you don’t have to remember to take
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
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I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
Don’t ask your preteen what they are watching on YouTube unless you have three hours, a big drink, and the will to live.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Don’t ask your preteen what they are watching on YouTube unless you have three hours, a big drink, and the will to live.
doctors:
do self care!
don’t drink too much wine!
well which the fuck is it bro
do self care!
don’t drink too much wine!
well which the fuck is it bro
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
doctors:
do self care!
don’t drink too much wine!
well which the fuck is it bro
do self care!
don’t drink too much wine!
well which the fuck is it bro