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nika
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nika @nikalamity.bsky.social · Jan 22
Alexa, skip this presidency
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ashleysays.bsky.social
Happy international fucking what day?
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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alldolledup44.bsky.social
This cup of coffee better fix my whole fucking life.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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kellalena.bsky.social
*smashes face on keyboard*

*hits send*
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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jpstarling.bsky.social
they should invent an adhd pill you don’t have to remember to take
June 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
nikalamity.bsky.social
Don’t ask your preteen what they are watching on YouTube unless you have three hours, a big drink, and the will to live.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
nikalamity.bsky.social
doctors:
do self care!
don’t drink too much wine!

well which the fuck is it bro
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
nikalamity.bsky.social
you should have to verify if you’re human before you get a job in the White House
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
*mutes United States.
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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jakevig.bsky.social
A book is just subtitles without the movie.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
I'm just over here radiating that regular dick energy.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
In general, pretty much stay away from dudes with private islands.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
nikalamity.bsky.social
“today is wing day”
- batman at the gym
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
nikalamity.bsky.social
it’s raining which means i must eat potatoes
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
nikalamity.bsky.social
who blew who now?
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
nikalamity.bsky.social
if Starbucks is on strike WHO WAS THAT WHO MADE MY COFFEE
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
nikalamity.bsky.social
while republicans are all digging their own graves pretty convenient they’re also building their own prisons
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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sicburns2.bsky.social
You have 2 days to take your soul out of the freezer if you want it to thaw by Thanksgiving
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
nikalamity.bsky.social
i, too, liked to fuck teenagers but like…when i was a teenager
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
nikalamity.bsky.social
guys the sun is trying to tell us something
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
Restaurant: scan our QR code for a menu

Me: scan my wallet to see if I’ll be paying
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM