Niall
@niall.lol
🇮🇪 living in 🇨🇦 | Software developer, coffee drinker, video game enjoyer, lives with two cats and the best dog.
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We can do even more.
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
We can do even more.
Cris Collinsworth is such a classless asshole and it's astounding that he still has a job.
There is no universe in which Micah Parsons asking to be traded or Patrick Mahomes being injured are as sad as Marshawn Kneeland's death and mentioning all three in the same sentence is fucking disgusting.
There is no universe in which Micah Parsons asking to be traded or Patrick Mahomes being injured are as sad as Marshawn Kneeland's death and mentioning all three in the same sentence is fucking disgusting.
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cris Collinsworth is such a classless asshole and it's astounding that he still has a job.
There is no universe in which Micah Parsons asking to be traded or Patrick Mahomes being injured are as sad as Marshawn Kneeland's death and mentioning all three in the same sentence is fucking disgusting.
There is no universe in which Micah Parsons asking to be traded or Patrick Mahomes being injured are as sad as Marshawn Kneeland's death and mentioning all three in the same sentence is fucking disgusting.
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
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I still refuse to engage with this rationally. I will shit my pants.
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I still refuse to engage with this rationally. I will shit my pants.
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the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
The Colts will start QB Philip Rivers on Sunday against the Seahawks, sources tell The Insiders.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
Age 44, out of retirement, after a full week of practice, Rivers is a go.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the weird two-year stretch in which i was older than every nfl quarterback is finally over. hopefully that will never happen again
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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blue prince robbed
December 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
blue prince robbed
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This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
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"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless
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i'm gonna brave and go out on a limb here for a sec:
i don't think dave portnoy should be able to say "pete carroll should be murdered" on the internet and face zero consequences for those actions
i don't think dave portnoy should be able to say "pete carroll should be murdered" on the internet and face zero consequences for those actions
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
i'm gonna brave and go out on a limb here for a sec:
i don't think dave portnoy should be able to say "pete carroll should be murdered" on the internet and face zero consequences for those actions
i don't think dave portnoy should be able to say "pete carroll should be murdered" on the internet and face zero consequences for those actions
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Nothing makes me happier than when Harrison butker misses a field goal. lol. I get a sick joy from it and I will not apologize. 🤭😂
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Nothing makes me happier than when Harrison butker misses a field goal. lol. I get a sick joy from it and I will not apologize. 🤭😂
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.
David Byrne: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.
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Other than the unfortunate incident, “Our American Cousin” at Ford’s Theatre is a delightful romp
Setting aside the outcome, there were some fantastic Falcons plays in Sunday’s loss to the Jets. https://www.thefalcoholic.com/atlanta-falcons-game-information/89781/highlights-tyler-allgeier-bijan-robinson-david-sills-touchdowns-new-york-jets
Falcons highlights vs. Jets: Relive the Tyler Allgeier, Bijan Robinson, and David Sills touchdowns
Setting aside the outcome, there were some fantastic Falcons plays in Sunday’s loss to the Jets.
www.thefalcoholic.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Other than the unfortunate incident, “Our American Cousin” at Ford’s Theatre is a delightful romp
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delete the word “chiefs” in this sentence and i happily cosign it
Petition to not allow Tony Romo to ever call a Chiefs game ever again
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
delete the word “chiefs” in this sentence and i happily cosign it
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The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The height of comedy, two middle-aged men laughing at the abstract notion of how mean a robot could be to a person
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When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
it's funny to me when a dog is really sleepy. oh are you all burnt out from lying around all day? did you think too much with your primitive and underdeveloped brain? yeah I can see why you can barely keep your eyes open
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
When dogs sigh it is the craziest thing in the world, deserving of the loudest “OH REALLY” you can muster
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uhhh … wat
Trump: "They saw a lot of unbelievable activity at the McDonald's next to the base where they take off. The McDonald's was doing -- right? -- 5 times, they were going crazy. So they say 'there's something going on over there.' The biggest activity that McDonald's had ever had. It was a nice story."
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
uhhh … wat
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
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remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
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A Dem senator had one (1) flight canceled and decided to give into Republican demands and re-open the government. That's exactly what happened.
not enough chatter about how frequently members fly and how attacking airport capacity directly affects them in a way that cutting SNAP does not
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A Dem senator had one (1) flight canceled and decided to give into Republican demands and re-open the government. That's exactly what happened.