Neil Miles
@miles-online.co.uk
"Isn't he a panic"
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.
“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”
https://www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
Fine if we must have Black Friday over here then it's only fair that we all take today off
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Fine if we must have Black Friday over here then it's only fair that we all take today off
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I’m unsure why Presto supermarkets no longer exist. I suspect it may have something to do with the sinister tag line and the anthropomorphic penis used in their ads.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I’m unsure why Presto supermarkets no longer exist. I suspect it may have something to do with the sinister tag line and the anthropomorphic penis used in their ads.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
Coincidentally, I saw Anthropomorphic Penis play Glasto in ‘93.
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"average french person arrested 3 times a year for corruption" factoid actualy just statistical error. average french person arrested 0 times per year. Corruptions Sarko, who lives in le XVIe arrondissement & has over 10k convictions a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"average french person arrested 3 times a year for corruption" factoid actualy just statistical error. average french person arrested 0 times per year. Corruptions Sarko, who lives in le XVIe arrondissement & has over 10k convictions a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Masochist Dog Enjoys Being Walked Around On Leash While Naked https://theonion.com/masochist-dog-enjoys-being-walked-around-on-leash-while-1819575370/
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
A completely legitimate email from [checks notes] NHS Registered Trade Mark
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A completely legitimate email from [checks notes] NHS Registered Trade Mark
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RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
RIP to MEL magazine, the only outlet that would ever dare to commission nea to write this story and the only one that would ever allow me to say something like this for it
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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"Bridge is centrist-coded! Blackjack is anarchist-coded!" I scream before they cart me off to a cell for being too online
i kinda agree that poker isn't very left-coded because 1) it's male-coded and 2) gambling generally is clearly right-coded now.
that doesn't mean lefty people can't, shouldn't, or don't play poker and it certainly shouldn't be a surprise that e.g. Mamdani does
that doesn't mean lefty people can't, shouldn't, or don't play poker and it certainly shouldn't be a surprise that e.g. Mamdani does
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"Bridge is centrist-coded! Blackjack is anarchist-coded!" I scream before they cart me off to a cell for being too online
Me reading your posts
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Me reading your posts
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If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll quite simply say "The OBR released a budget analysis 25 minutes early". Everything else will be a footnote.
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books, now, will have to be rewritten. They'll quite simply say "The OBR released a budget analysis 25 minutes early". Everything else will be a footnote.
36 / 36 / 3 Big Scarf Lennys #popmaster
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
36 / 36 / 3 Big Scarf Lennys #popmaster
Has this contestant ever heard #popmaster before?
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Has this contestant ever heard #popmaster before?
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I've reviewed five of those six over at the Mastertronic Collectors Archive.
Needless to say Kikstart (albeit a re-release) is by far the best of them.
More info and reviews here:
mastertronic.co.uk
Needless to say Kikstart (albeit a re-release) is by far the best of them.
More info and reviews here:
mastertronic.co.uk
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November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I've reviewed five of those six over at the Mastertronic Collectors Archive.
Needless to say Kikstart (albeit a re-release) is by far the best of them.
More info and reviews here:
mastertronic.co.uk
Needless to say Kikstart (albeit a re-release) is by far the best of them.
More info and reviews here:
mastertronic.co.uk
Happy Budget day everyone
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Happy Budget day everyone
Morning Martin what's the weather like today?
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Morning Martin what's the weather like today?
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.