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Neil Miles
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"Isn't he a panic"

ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop.

“Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis”

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A completely legitimate email from [checks notes] NHS Registered Trade Mark
An email from the NHS! No really it is! Honest!
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Me reading your posts
Shaun Murphy
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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36 / 36 / 3 Big Scarf Lennys #popmaster
A scarf wearing Lenny Kravitz
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Happy Budget day everyone
Some very reasonably priced software from Mastertronic Budget. Geddit? Bloody sod yer then
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Morning Martin what's the weather like today?
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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I must be a marvel of medical science because mine's showing no signs of ending
Adolescence lasts into 30s - new study shows four pivotal ages for your brain
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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This feels extremely 2025
I voted for "rage bait" as Oxford Word of the Year 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring? Alan Partridge & Lynn talking about sex people (cardigans)
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This kind of thing always ends well
Gerald Ratner. Remember him?
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
Little, Large and "friend"
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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So busy this afternoon
BBC2 holding slide for the programme FORTY MINUTES: On the Throne
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Full house on round one #popmaster
"Sonia" I think she might be from Liverpool
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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If they have to tell you who the impression is of then it's a scam (I'm looking at you Copy Cats)
Simple tips to spot impersonation scams
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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A movie that takes place where you're from
Reculver Towers as seen in The Medusa Touch
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Today's Connections got a bit personal
A group from today's NYT Connections puzzle made up of the words EASY, LAX, LOOSE, SLACK. The (entirely made up) connection was YOUR MUM
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Happy Doctor Who day everyone
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Me as a Bluesky therapist
Troy McClure saying GET CONFIDENT, STUPID
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Brain could have picked any song from last night's TOTP marathon to fixate on but of course it's picked Knocked It Off
Prince Louis with his hands over his ears
November 22, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Woke up and saw the score #ashes
GOOD NIGHT!
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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So that's where he started #totp
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Always here for some biscuit related content #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Yeah sure why not #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Oh go on then I'll have another #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Lock them up #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I think a lot of songs could be improved by adding '...Trevor' to their titles #totp
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM