ANAIS NINJA
@michikoconuts.bsky.social
MY MOOD RING DIED OF CONFUSION
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Hell is a bunch of half-drunk, dead-eyed, South Boston blondes on the hunt for "spicy margs."
April 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hell is a bunch of half-drunk, dead-eyed, South Boston blondes on the hunt for "spicy margs."
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I’m on TikTok as Michikococonuts and the same on Twitter which I know you’d rather deep throat a curling iron then be back on, but I can talk there and on TikTok if you’re willing
I’m on TikTok as Michikococonuts and the same on Twitter which I know you’d rather deep throat a curling iron then be back on, but I can talk there and on TikTok if you’re willing
April 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I’m on TikTok as Michikococonuts and the same on Twitter which I know you’d rather deep throat a curling iron then be back on, but I can talk there and on TikTok if you’re willing
I’m on TikTok as Michikococonuts and the same on Twitter which I know you’d rather deep throat a curling iron then be back on, but I can talk there and on TikTok if you’re willing
@nappydolemite.bsky.socia shit there is no dm is there?
April 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
@nappydolemite.bsky.socia shit there is no dm is there?
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Near
Far
Wherever you are
(Please stay there)
Far
Wherever you are
(Please stay there)
April 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Near
Far
Wherever you are
(Please stay there)
Far
Wherever you are
(Please stay there)
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I mean I'm sorry. Many dogs are cute and stuff. I just don't wanna put my head your pillow and have to wonder if I smell dog asshole or be kissing you and getting whiffs of puppy chow.
A dating app where I don't have to see pictures of you with your mouth on a dog
April 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I mean I'm sorry. Many dogs are cute and stuff. I just don't wanna put my head your pillow and have to wonder if I smell dog asshole or be kissing you and getting whiffs of puppy chow.
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This is about me
if an old guy tells you to smile just say “die right now” & stare at him for a moment before pointing at your imaginary watch; indicating that you are in a hurry
April 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This is about me
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Shout out to Walton Goggins for officially kicking off "Middle-aged, receding hairline, scumbag summer."
We salute you, Sir.
We salute you, Sir.
April 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Shout out to Walton Goggins for officially kicking off "Middle-aged, receding hairline, scumbag summer."
We salute you, Sir.
We salute you, Sir.
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Me: "I'm more of a cat person. A cat gentleman, if you will."
Her: "Oh, like a cat lady. That's cute."
Me, licking my butthole in a patch of sun: "Yes."
Her: "Oh, like a cat lady. That's cute."
Me, licking my butthole in a patch of sun: "Yes."
April 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me: "I'm more of a cat person. A cat gentleman, if you will."
Her: "Oh, like a cat lady. That's cute."
Me, licking my butthole in a patch of sun: "Yes."
Her: "Oh, like a cat lady. That's cute."
Me, licking my butthole in a patch of sun: "Yes."
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Okay so what I've come to understand about online dating is that you need to date someone with a dog who is unattractive and lives very far away or you'll die alone
April 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Okay so what I've come to understand about online dating is that you need to date someone with a dog who is unattractive and lives very far away or you'll die alone
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Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
January 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
Them: you mean gluttony
Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't
@nappydolemite.bsky.socia
April 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
@nappydolemite.bsky.socia
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Hate to admit it but every time a lady has done an impression of me during an argument where she lowers her voice and moves her fists up and down like a baby giant, they absolutely got my ass.
November 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Hate to admit it but every time a lady has done an impression of me during an argument where she lowers her voice and moves her fists up and down like a baby giant, they absolutely got my ass.
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every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know
November 22, 2024 at 1:30 PM
every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know
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My toxic trait? Turning those who want me sexually into people weirded out by my personality.
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 AM
My toxic trait? Turning those who want me sexually into people weirded out by my personality.
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THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
November 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
THERAPIST: Instead of changing from a truck into a robot, what you need to do is to start working on changing what's inside.
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
OPTIMUS PRIME: *starts crying*
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every time i see a jeep i think about how they are less aerodynamic than a cow but every time i see a cow i do not think about a jeep
November 23, 2024 at 1:39 AM
every time i see a jeep i think about how they are less aerodynamic than a cow but every time i see a cow i do not think about a jeep
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You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
November 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get thrown out of a pet store
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If at first you don't succeed, get used to it. This is your life now.
November 22, 2024 at 12:41 PM
If at first you don't succeed, get used to it. This is your life now.
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If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 AM
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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I imagine an octopuses garden would be meticulous.
November 23, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I imagine an octopuses garden would be meticulous.
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don’t put off until tomorrow what you can just avoid until you die
November 22, 2024 at 2:54 AM
don’t put off until tomorrow what you can just avoid until you die
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*drinks lava lamp*
November 23, 2024 at 5:56 AM
*drinks lava lamp*
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I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly
November 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
I put my pants on the same way as everyone else: very reluctantly
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This ROFLMAO could’ve been a lol
November 23, 2024 at 6:41 AM
This ROFLMAO could’ve been a lol