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apocalypse now is just an optimistic way of saying what a total shit show
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
divide and concur

-dems
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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*draws chalk outline around my credit score*
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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practising my vulcan nerve pinch until morale improves
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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I'm holding my life together with duct tape and tequila. You?
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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what if we made out like bandits
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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early to bed
early to binge
forsake sleep instead
wake up with a whinge
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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bsky is the wall and we’re all just spaghetti
November 30, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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The meek no longer want the earth thanks.
August 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there.
I better pick up the pace
February 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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wearing this to jury duty
July 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Sacrificing myself on the alter of science to the gods of FA & FO
July 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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After the last several years, I even take salt with a grain of salt.
January 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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The results of my bloodwork came back confirming I’m a sick fuck
July 5, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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Looking for the veins of humanity.
October 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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You know who else was pinned at the top in front of his followers?
October 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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keep talkin asshole i’m pinning this entire thread
October 10, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
July 5, 2023 at 3:25 AM
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM