Kory
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
April 12, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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“Charlie Kirk was a bad person but even bad people don’t deserve to be murdered” is all they have to say. It’s not hard.
I don’t need to be told not to celebrate violence or speak ill of the dead but all this hagiography of Kirk is just absurd. He was a vicious, bigoted troll who devoted his life to making things as shitty as possible for anyone who wasn’t like him. He made the discourse worse in every possible way.
Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
September 11, 2025 at 11:56 AM
“Charlie Kirk was a bad person but even bad people don’t deserve to be murdered” is all they have to say. It’s not hard.
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it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that
September 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
November 9, 2023 at 8:03 PM
one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
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sorry to share twitter screenshot but im wheezing
July 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
sorry to share twitter screenshot but im wheezing
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Superman captures our imagination because we know the idea of a journalist who has a girlfriend isn't real, but it's still a powerful concept that gives us hope.
July 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Superman captures our imagination because we know the idea of a journalist who has a girlfriend isn't real, but it's still a powerful concept that gives us hope.
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
This is legitimately one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever seen.
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer says that she's "very disappointed" that President Trump is considering pardoning the men who were convicted of conspiring to kidnap her in 2020.
Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer says she is 'disappointed' that Trump is considering a pardon for men who plotted to kidnap her
Two key players in the kidnapping plot are serving long prison sentences on federal charges.
nbcnews.to
May 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This is legitimately one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever seen.
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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This is incredibly funny.
🎵 Cerveza Cristal! 🎵
🎵 Cerveza Cristal! 🎵
TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.
May 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is incredibly funny.
🎵 Cerveza Cristal! 🎵
🎵 Cerveza Cristal! 🎵
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Oh, are you gonna jump in the shower? Are you gonna leap in there? You got a trampoline in your bathroom, huh? You sound insane right now
May 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Oh, are you gonna jump in the shower? Are you gonna leap in there? You got a trampoline in your bathroom, huh? You sound insane right now
@danielobrien.bsky.social Not sure if you resolved this yet but I was catching up on the podcast and I got a herniated disk a year ago. Tried injections which did nothing and ended up getting surgery. So I guess if you have questions…
May 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@danielobrien.bsky.social Not sure if you resolved this yet but I was catching up on the podcast and I got a herniated disk a year ago. Tried injections which did nothing and ended up getting surgery. So I guess if you have questions…
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Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
VATICAN CITY—Saying he couldn’t help but think “I told you so” in the wake of the bishop of Rome’s death, Cardinal Giuseppe Betori of Florence confirmed Monday that he was feeling pretty vindicated af...
theonion.com
April 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
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delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
I truly believe this is our only real chance. He has remained steadfast, brilliant, and forward-thinking.
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
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Very informative chart from Washington Post
April 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Very informative chart from Washington Post
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This is driving me crazy too. Not long ago 10% universal tariffs were considered the worst-case scenario, something even Trump wasn’t crazy enough to impose. Now have those PLUS 125% tariffs on China. Together, these raise raise inflation by about as much as original “Liberation Day” tariffs did!
why is *every* newspaper/programme running with the headline "tariffs are paused" when they haven't been.
What's happened is that every country (except China) gets a flat rate of 10% for 90 days.
What's happened is that every country (except China) gets a flat rate of 10% for 90 days.
April 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This is driving me crazy too. Not long ago 10% universal tariffs were considered the worst-case scenario, something even Trump wasn’t crazy enough to impose. Now have those PLUS 125% tariffs on China. Together, these raise raise inflation by about as much as original “Liberation Day” tariffs did!