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Lot of people in CA still voting! And the lines have returned, somehow (glares at Los Angeles county)
‼️ WE NEED YOUR HELP! We’re still getting reports of long lines at the polls, and we need your support to keep the pizza coming 🍕🗳️ Because no one should have to skip dinner to do their civic duty.

Donate at polls.pizza/donate & help us spread the word!
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Was thinking this was NYC's night to shine but yet again LA surprises us. Not as bad as the great broken voting machine fiasco from a few years back.

Good on NYC for upgrading their capacity
We asked ChatGPT to write one - how'd it do?

Brace yourselves, Los Angeles. 4 pizzas from Big Nick's Pizza are coming to 1130 W Anaheim St! Keep calm and pizza on. 🍕🗳️ #WinterIsVoting #MemesAndMozzarella
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sent my first pizza for the cycle - now sidetracked fixing our bsky feed 🥲
5 pizzas?
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(´・ω・)
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ヽ  |  ノ/
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ABS-OLUTELY - ♨️ from Ameci Pizza & Pasta
for 17615 Soledad Canyon Rd Santa Clarita California
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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📌 Stuck in a long voting line (1hr+)? Report at polls.pizza and we’ll send pizza straight to you! 🍕🗳️

 ⚠️*PTTP feeds anyone & everyone near polling locations and GOTV partnered events. Due to SB 202, we cannot deliver to GA via our on demand service.
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Is the old guy in Up a nimby?
August 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
July 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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This is the truest thing I have ever seen. You cannot imagine how much the Romans would have lost their minds for excel. They literally already started writing our historical chronicles in synchronized columns *by hand*
July 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Energy source political compass
June 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Spotted someone using BlueSky on a plane - we’ve made it! They’re skeeting from the sky
January 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This showed up on Reddit but the wikipedia for the film Portland Exposé

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portlan...

The inciting incident is a pinball machine gets installed
January 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Sorry, I thought "It's Giving Tuesday" was just the way that youths talk about Tuesday now
December 3, 2024 at 8:24 PM
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Bringing this up for anybody who needs it!
November 1, 2024 at 4:41 PM
There’s pizzas everywhere for those with the eyes to see
4401 Hampton Ave St. Louis Missouri
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November 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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I'd love to follow more software engineers (and folks working closely with devs: e.g. in product, design, data etc)

My problem: it's hard to find these people! And many devs don't (yet) have details in their bios.

If this is you, can you please add a reply and a short description of what you do?
October 31, 2024 at 9:30 PM
That's a great name for a pizzeria, Wisconsin
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
| 8 pizzas
| from House of Corned Beef
| FOR |
| Milwaukee,Wisconsin
| _______|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ
October 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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"Democracy Dies in Darkness?" No! "Democracy Dies, In Darkness!"
October 25, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I have a joke about Cassandra but no one will listen to me tell it
I have a joke about Zeno. We’re getting closer to the punchline. A little closer. Almost there..but…not…qui….te…
I have two jokes about the ship of theseus. they're different I swear.
October 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Rough winnowing of Portland City Council District 2, eliminated half.

Who did I get wrong:

- Sameer Kanal
- Debbie Kitchin
- Nat West
- Marnie Glickman
- James Armstrong
- Tiffani Penson
- Elana Pirtle-Guiney
- Will Mespelt
- Mike Marshall
- Mariah Hudson
October 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
SPACE ELEVATOR

(maybe disqualified but not useful)
what offbeat but actually useful cause would you hurl your money at if you were an eccentric billionaire
And I would also rewild the Great Plains. That’s at least a crackpot idea commensurate with the scale of the billionaire problem.
October 5, 2024 at 1:40 AM
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There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
February 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM
@patrickwyman.bsky.social are you stoked, bummed, or indifferent about hitting Alexander at the same time as Hardcore History?

(As a fan of both, I am stoked. But you’ve been building to this for a while and then he drops Part 1)
July 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
June 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM