Kaje
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Kaje
@johnnykaje.bsky.social
1986 vintage, any pronouns. Get back into physical media and floss every day
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You used to have to do a layer or two of analysis to arrive at "Generative AI is fascist, don't use it."
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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This is amazing. 🎨
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Hey buddy I couldn’t help but notice your gloomcore is getting suspiciously hopepilled. Are you ok at home?
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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At a recent show in NYC, Weird Al Yankovic joined the band on stage for a cover of Killing In The Name, Rage Against the Machine’s anthem against police brutality. Weird Al, welcome to the resistance. (Full video!) [kottke.org]
Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine
At a recent Portugal. The Man concert in NYC, Weird Al joined the band on stage for a pair of songs, including a cover of Killing In The Name, Rage Against the Machine’s anthem against police brutality and the military
kottke.org
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Pirro said the pipe bombing suspect had "not a lot of social media". She should call me, because I have now found his: Twitter, Tumblr, Soundcloud, YouTube channel, songs he made on YouTube, Steam, and about five fanfic and gaming forum accounts.
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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It's hard to explain to normies how much effort Trump is putting into anti-trans policies.

This is like the 12th thing just this week. And there were 12 things the week before, and 12 things the week before that. There will be 12 things next week.

This is almost everything the government is doing.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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A Jurassic Park prequel about Muldoon's backstory and he's just like an assistant manager at RadioShack and lied on his InGen application
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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what the absolute fuck
Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I posted about this book waaaay back like two years ago, so I’d be shocked if any of you remember it, but: I wanted to write a book where a self-loathing Evangelical prayer warrior and a demon are in fucked up love, and I did that, and you can preorder it right goddamn now
Attention, horny weirdos! We are publishing @dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social's WITNESS MARKS next year and we are very, very excited to finally have a reason to talk about exorcism bondage. All webstore pre-orders come w/ a signed bookplate from the author. Get it here: ghoulish.rip/product/witn...
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
June 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Announcing my own art gacha game. Like, comment or repost for a draw. One of each per day. You will get a gacha draw of variable rank and quality.

Of course you can also always pay for more draws per day....

#ingacha
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The "culture war," explained as a psychological phenomenon and not necessarily a political one.

Also yet another example of people refusing to acknowledge that something is bad and needs to change until it happens to them.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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I named my fists Captain and Tennille because I will I will I will I will
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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This is, obviously, some deeply disturbing shit.
The White House web site now includes a "media bias" tracker with a leaderboard and an offender hall of shame. www.whitehouse.gov/mediabias/
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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It’s really being used heavily these days as a call-and-response for shitty people; just a quick test to see if you’re dealing with someone who is equally fed up with the expectation that you treat human beings with basic courtesy.
I really think that even most people who think language policing was a huge problem over the past 5-10 years have no patience for the disgusting little freaks who have tried to bring back "retarded" as a slur. It's just so low-rent and such a tell that the person using it is not worth your time
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social

Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.

And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Trumplings are fascist scumbags for sure but that includes being stupid, nasty little brats at heart, lashing out wildly at a world that (correctly) loathes them
Oh nothing. Just a major conservative activist, former staffer for Chuck Grassley and a former clerk for Justice Neil Gorsuch calling me a "retarded pussy." Fun stuff on X, the everything site.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It’s Sweeps Week baby*

*the one time of the year I sweep the floor
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"You learned far too late that doing things ironically is the gateway drug to doing things for realsies."
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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engineer familiars
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Luc Besson, the director of the Fifth Element and the Professional and the Taken series, has been a known pedophile since he confessed to "dating" then marrying and impregnating a child in 1992.

His latest movie, Dracula: A Love Tale, was made this year.
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM