Jeff Cougar Don’twannacamp
@jleardini.bsky.social
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Dance like nobody's watching until your wife tells you you look like a fool and should stop
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Dance like nobody's watching until your wife tells you you look like a fool and should stop
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National Daylight Savings Regret day. The biannual holiday when we all mourn the fact that we still do this stupid shit to ourselves twice a year
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
National Daylight Savings Regret day. The biannual holiday when we all mourn the fact that we still do this stupid shit to ourselves twice a year
My daughter ate some dumplings for lunch with instructions to serve with your favorite sauce.
This was how I served them #jets #SauceGardner
This was how I served them #jets #SauceGardner
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My daughter ate some dumplings for lunch with instructions to serve with your favorite sauce.
This was how I served them #jets #SauceGardner
This was how I served them #jets #SauceGardner
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i'm sorry i got you fired i just wanted you to have more time to post
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i'm sorry i got you fired i just wanted you to have more time to post
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It's been 40 years. Anyone who still has trouble believing it's not butter is living in a fantasy world.
October 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It's been 40 years. Anyone who still has trouble believing it's not butter is living in a fantasy world.
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we're so past "impeachable" on the list of offenses that we're into "beheadable"
September 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
we're so past "impeachable" on the list of offenses that we're into "beheadable"
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I said I was into resting. Not interesting
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I said I was into resting. Not interesting
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if you like AC/DC you should go to a wedding reception in michigan.
August 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
if you like AC/DC you should go to a wedding reception in michigan.
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what's the rule? no white people after Labor Day?
August 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
what's the rule? no white people after Labor Day?
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Yesterday, my wife forgot our anniversary, but I remembered. It may be the greatest day of my life.
August 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yesterday, my wife forgot our anniversary, but I remembered. It may be the greatest day of my life.
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I have to leave in three minutes I guess I should think about getting dressed soon
August 27, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I have to leave in three minutes I guess I should think about getting dressed soon
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If someone says you mean the world to me, take a look around, its not a compliment
August 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
If someone says you mean the world to me, take a look around, its not a compliment
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Just told my dog she’s going to go first in double Jeopardy since she has the lowest score. It’s like she doesn’t even care.
August 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just told my dog she’s going to go first in double Jeopardy since she has the lowest score. It’s like she doesn’t even care.
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Him: Well, if you ask me-
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
August 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Him: Well, if you ask me-
Me: Let me stop you right there.
Me: Let me stop you right there.
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you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
August 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
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I’m 6’3”.
Both in height and circumference.
Both in height and circumference.
August 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’m 6’3”.
Both in height and circumference.
Both in height and circumference.
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I told the robot I wanted beef stew, but it says my password wasn't stroganoff.
August 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I told the robot I wanted beef stew, but it says my password wasn't stroganoff.
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celebrity sighting 📸 www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
August 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
celebrity sighting 📸 www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
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I went to San Francisco and not a single person I saw was eating MFin Rice A Roni.
February 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I went to San Francisco and not a single person I saw was eating MFin Rice A Roni.
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A carrot cake is when a carrot finally lets go and embraces their body.
August 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A carrot cake is when a carrot finally lets go and embraces their body.
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Possessing a pet groundhog sparks many hostile discussions about the upcoming weather.
August 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Possessing a pet groundhog sparks many hostile discussions about the upcoming weather.
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Mime student: *starts to explain why he's late for class*
Mime instructor: I don't want to hear it.
Mime instructor: I don't want to hear it.
August 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Mime student: *starts to explain why he's late for class*
Mime instructor: I don't want to hear it.
Mime instructor: I don't want to hear it.