Jane Coaston
@janecoaston.bsky.social
Host of Crooked Media’s “What A Day.” Contributing writer at the New York Times. Previously: host of The Argument. Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan.
Reposted by Jane Coaston
I agree, take down Bo’s statue, not sure what this has to do with KenPom, but sure
Really cool that this guy still has a statue on your campus 👍
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I agree, take down Bo’s statue, not sure what this has to do with KenPom, but sure
Regardless of what happens today
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Regardless of what happens today
It’s a little amusing to press them on this.
This is one logical conclusion to the belief that abortion is murder, which many pro-lifers profess.
S Carolina bill to execute women who have an abortion
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s a little amusing to press them on this.
HOW DID SHE FORGET ABOUT THE ENDING
You can always also have your mom make you watch old yeller because she forgot the ending and thought it was just a cute movie about a dog. The movie that all anyone remembers about it is the ending
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
HOW DID SHE FORGET ABOUT THE ENDING
This is why every American sixth grader reads Where The Red Fern Grows, about which I am still mad
it's important for children to learn about deep time, the inevitability of loss, and the end of all things.
If you loved THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE WARDROBE, then you'll love its action-packed sequel, PRINCE CASPIAN! The Pevensie children are back, even Edmund, but what about all your favorite friends: Mr. Tumnus, the Beavers, the friendly giant? Well, they've been dead for a thousand years. Sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is why every American sixth grader reads Where The Red Fern Grows, about which I am still mad
Reposted by Jane Coaston
Letting Iowa score 40 in 46 minutes is 1,000 in normal points
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Letting Iowa score 40 in 46 minutes is 1,000 in normal points
My dad called an audible and is making ribs for his first Thanksgiving without my mom, the defense is in shambles
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My dad called an audible and is making ribs for his first Thanksgiving without my mom, the defense is in shambles
Michigan is beating Gonzaga by what now
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Michigan is beating Gonzaga by what now
Reposted by Jane Coaston
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Good lord
Michigan stamped its ticket to the Players Era Championship Game with a 30-point blowout win over Auburn. https://www.maizenbrew.com/michigan-mens-basketball/99064/michigan-players-era-championship-game-beats-auburn-2025
Michigan coasts to the Players Era Championship Game, defeating Auburn 102-72
Michigan stamped its ticket to the Players Era Championship Game with a 30-point blowout win over Auburn.
www.maizenbrew.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Good lord
Reposted by Jane Coaston
This is what I look like when someone is explaining a new board game's rules to me
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
This is what I look like when someone is explaining a new board game's rules to me
Reposted by Jane Coaston
Find me a better-delivered, more chilling line in movie history than "Sie hatten keinen Namen. Ihr Name wurde ihnen weggenommen von Schweinebauern und Schneidern"
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Find me a better-delivered, more chilling line in movie history than "Sie hatten keinen Namen. Ihr Name wurde ihnen weggenommen von Schweinebauern und Schneidern"
Also the pacing will be faster than “sleepy sloth”
Its almost identical to The Killer except there's a bunch of old nazis and he doesn't need a nail gun
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Also the pacing will be faster than “sleepy sloth”
I’m so sorry Michael Shannon but you have to play John Brown
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m so sorry Michael Shannon but you have to play John Brown
You let pecan pie absorb the safeties and sweet potato pie is open down the middle for six
I don’t really get pecan pie as a concept, but it’s very good at drawing the safeties away from the targets I really wanna hit at dessert
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You let pecan pie absorb the safeties and sweet potato pie is open down the middle for six
Reposted by Jane Coaston
A big part of MAGA is admitting that Rage Against the Machine was right about everything, like how Elon called his super PAC The United States of America, Inc.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
A big part of MAGA is admitting that Rage Against the Machine was right about everything, like how Elon called his super PAC The United States of America, Inc.
I said there were no Chargers fans in LA and it turns out I work with one so I guess that’s 4?
saw a vanity Cali plate that read BOLTFN2. this implies the existence of a BOLTFN1 and, logically, a BOLTFAN. so when someone tells you the Chargers have no fans, that’s wrong. there are 3.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I said there were no Chargers fans in LA and it turns out I work with one so I guess that’s 4?
Reposted by Jane Coaston
if you want to actually push left-wing policies and build power you need deliver change to voters. if you're purely concerned with messaging to a handful of brain damaged twitter leftists you will never actually improve people's lives.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
if you want to actually push left-wing policies and build power you need deliver change to voters. if you're purely concerned with messaging to a handful of brain damaged twitter leftists you will never actually improve people's lives.
My mom loved "The Harder They Come." Loved it. One of her favorite movies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnUK...
Rivers Of Babylon
YouTube video by The Melodians - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My mom loved "The Harder They Come." Loved it. One of her favorite movies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnUK...
Reposted by Jane Coaston
This later inspires Ivan's final showdown with the police after he'd turned to a life of crime:
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This later inspires Ivan's final showdown with the police after he'd turned to a life of crime:
Reposted by Jane Coaston
R.I.P. Jimmy Cliff
In The Harder They Come, Cliff's character Ivan sees Sergio Corbucci's Django in a crowded Kingston theater...
In The Harder They Come, Cliff's character Ivan sees Sergio Corbucci's Django in a crowded Kingston theater...
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
R.I.P. Jimmy Cliff
In The Harder They Come, Cliff's character Ivan sees Sergio Corbucci's Django in a crowded Kingston theater...
In The Harder They Come, Cliff's character Ivan sees Sergio Corbucci's Django in a crowded Kingston theater...
the New York Times is also not why I think Jar Jar Binks was bad
no the new york times does not make money off of my once-a-year post about rogue one
The whole business model is just rage bait at this point. Just don’t engage with these people.
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the New York Times is also not why I think Jar Jar Binks was bad
Reposted by Jane Coaston
"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
for some reason "DOCTRINES AND COVENANTS 132 IS SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC DON'T YOU THINK?" didn't catch on
unironically, this is the worst thing about a Cincinnati crowd chanting FUCK THE MORMONS. There's SO MUCH HISTORY THERE, so many opportunities for better trolling. Just chanting Fuck is boring. Bring signs about the Kirtland Safety Society Failure. Talk shit about J.S. being a bad banker!
Mormons getting harassed in Ohio? What is this, 1838?
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
for some reason "DOCTRINES AND COVENANTS 132 IS SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC DON'T YOU THINK?" didn't catch on