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Gabriel Malor
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Oklahoman in Virginia. Appellate attorney.
I talk about federal court decisions. A lot.
Sometimes the most you can do is the best you can do.
gabriel.malor@gmail.com
Whoa, thought for a minute we were talking about Jon Wick 3.
Let's have a nice romantic time ON TOP OF MY DOG'S GRAVE

#TheSecondWoman #NoirAlley #TCMParty
Wow. Now that was a suggestive tide coming in... #NoirAlley #TCMParty #TheSecondWoman
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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"They use us to avoid addressing their own problems."
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 AM
This skeet is relevant to my interests.
I can finally announce:

I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties.
Amy Gledhill
Joanna Page
Armando Iannucci
Joel Dommett
And me!
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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CA4 rejects facial challenge to fed law banning firearm possession by peope who’ve been involuntarily committed to a mental institution.

Unanimous, all-Dem panel (Obama/Biden/Biden) says as-applied challenges could succeed if plaintiff proves not dangerous

storage.courtlistener.com/pdf/2026/01/...
January 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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in the military there's a cliche for this: what you walk past, you accept as standard

if the only 535 Americans who can reject a particular act by impeaching the president don't bother to, they're walking past it, and that's the same as saying it's OK with them
How are voters meant to understand how serious things are if in lieu of shouting fire AND going into building with hoses, you're simply posting fire safety suggestions on social media?
Not introducing articles of impeachment is a message that Trump hasn't committed impeachable offenses.
January 4, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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Insane how much these people hate their own country
January 3, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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I also see that we’ve learned from prior experience that the dropping of American bombs is the end of the conflict and not the beginning.
Is the US doing things in Venezuela only for oil? Well, no, but also yes
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
The constitutional remedy for a president who commits acts of war without the authorization of Congress is impeachment, removal, and disqualification followed by a a criminal trial.

This is true regardless of what the idiot John Roberts thinks.
January 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Especially Boomers. Sorry to make it about age, but it is always the Baby Boomers.
Im in my late 40s, and im just flashing back to every ‘justified’ regime change and invasion for decades, every ‘weapons of mass destruction’ lie, every ‘evil communists’ trope bought and sold by politicians, journalists and people, and all the incredible suffering that followed
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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They’ve got Twitter up on the big screens in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago makeshift “situation room.”

Photos from Trump’s Truth Social account.
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
This creature, who was politely asked to not be in the kitchen while I'm cooking, is in the kitchen acting all innocent.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Ferfuckssakes.
ICE is gross. In a lawsuit over inhumane detention conditions on floor 6 of ICE building in San Francisco resulted in a preliminary injunction. So ICE moved detainees to floor 5, claiming that skirts the injunction. Judge says, no way.

www.courthousenews.com/judge-rips-t...
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Accused pipe bomber Brian Cole is docket 26-cr-1 in DC.

For five years now, docket 1 has been a Jan6er:

2022: Dan Shaw
2023: Paul Modrell
2024: Christopher Keniley
2025: Timothy DesJardins
2026: Brian Cole

www.courtlistener.com/docket/72099...
United States v. COLE, 1:26-cr-00001 - CourtListener.com
Docket for United States v. COLE, 1:26-cr-00001 — Brought to you by Free Law Project, a non-profit dedicated to creating high quality open legal information.
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January 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
9th Cir., 2-1, holds that open carry is protected by the Second Amendment even where a state allows concealed carry, strikes California's law banning urban open carry and its licensing law for open carry in rural counties.

cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
9th Cir. holds there is no constitutional right to interstate commerce that is unlawful under federal law.

Put another way, the dormant commerce clause does not restrict residency requirements for cannabis dispensaries bc marijuana is illegal under federal law.

cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
9th Cir. rejects a copyright claim against Paramount from the owners the copyright in "Top Guns," a 1983 magazine article about the United States Navy Fighter Weapons School, who claimed the 2022 sequel, Top Gun: Maverick, infringed their copyright.

cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/op...
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
8th Cir.: Missouri law requiring registered sex offenders to put up a sign reading "No candy or treats at this residence" on Halloween violated the 1A bc it was not narrowly tailored since such offenders are already prohibited from participating in Halloween.

ecf.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/26/01...
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Accused RNC/DNC pipe bomber's response to gov't failing to procure a federal grand jury indictment or provide a preliminary hearing is now UNSEALED.

Includes timeline that led DOJ to seek a D.C. Superior Court indictment instead going to a federal grand.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
So it turns out that lots of people still use alarm clocks. Real cave-man shit.
Do people outside of TV and the movies still use alarm clocks? Or does everyone pretty much use their cell phone.
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
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Looks like a variant of what conservatives have long decried as a collusive "sue and settle." Also the consent decree has not been approved by the judge yet. @ACLUVA is seeking to block it on behalf of so-called dreamers. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Judge Robert Payne (GHWBush)
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I don't believe I've seen this before:

FN1: " . . . Therefore, the court holds that facilitating his return in this context means providing either transportation to a port of entry or financial support to reach a port of entry."
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Do people outside of TV and the movies still use alarm clocks? Or does everyone pretty much use their cell phone.
January 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
My brain is so messed up about what day of the week it is. Been in weekend-mode for like five days. And tomorrow is Friday, yay!
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM