Pαpα Beαr
@smackhenry.bsky.social
The Thicc Boi of existentialism
Named after his uncle Randy
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Named after his uncle Randy
One million bonus points if John Leguizamo is the Hunter.
Episodic The Most Dangerous Game adaptation where the hunter goes after a different annoying TV spokesperson or mascot each week. Give me the Capital One Bank guy on the pilot.
January 23, 2026 at 1:28 AM
One million bonus points if John Leguizamo is the Hunter.
Episodic The Most Dangerous Game adaptation where the hunter goes after a different annoying TV spokesperson or mascot each week. Give me the Capital One Bank guy on the pilot.
January 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Episodic The Most Dangerous Game adaptation where the hunter goes after a different annoying TV spokesperson or mascot each week. Give me the Capital One Bank guy on the pilot.
Vance on the economy: “our first step must be turning in a different direction, like MH370”
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Vance on the economy: “our first step must be turning in a different direction, like MH370”
We might be headed for an Oops! All Blowouts night in the NBA 🙃
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
We might be headed for an Oops! All Blowouts night in the NBA 🙃
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I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
October 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm being told he drowned in the toilet. He was drinking from the toilet like usual but something went wrong. CPR was not administered because everyone thought it was too gross
Please stop trying to make Jamal Crawford a color commentator. He’s not good at it.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Please stop trying to make Jamal Crawford a color commentator. He’s not good at it.
“Yes we understand your cities and communities are under attack from your own government but you deserve it because you live in America.” The Canadian moral high ground everyone!
Yeah, we get that and it is horrible. As previously stated there are good people in your country. However, like Russia, your government is corrupt and fucking around with other countries sovereignty at this point so straight up America can fuck off
January 20, 2026 at 10:25 PM
“Yes we understand your cities and communities are under attack from your own government but you deserve it because you live in America.” The Canadian moral high ground everyone!
This is not important. It’s ignorant. “To us…” “you are a single entity”
So you are simultaneously claiming to speak for everyone, while grouping 350 million people together as one political mind.
So you are simultaneously claiming to speak for everyone, while grouping 350 million people together as one political mind.
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This is not important. It’s ignorant. “To us…” “you are a single entity”
So you are simultaneously claiming to speak for everyone, while grouping 350 million people together as one political mind.
So you are simultaneously claiming to speak for everyone, while grouping 350 million people together as one political mind.
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Mark Fletcher throwing punches after losing the natty??
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Mark Fletcher throwing punches after losing the natty??
Same for Montclair. Prob just woke every dog for 3 streets around.
I am sorry to the city of Somerville for my shrieking on a Monday night
January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Same for Montclair. Prob just woke every dog for 3 streets around.
The way people are in knots over the NBA All star game format is hilarious. I promise you the game has more important problems to solve.
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
The way people are in knots over the NBA All star game format is hilarious. I promise you the game has more important problems to solve.
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DC’S A WOMEN’S SPORTS TOWN!!!
17,228 watching the PWHL takeover game in DC!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
It’s a new record for a women’s hockey game in the US!!
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
DC’S A WOMEN’S SPORTS TOWN!!!
Grayson Allen broken nose?!
a brown and white dog with a blue collar is looking at a man on a couch
ALT: a brown and white dog with a blue collar is looking at a man on a couch
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Grayson Allen broken nose?!
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Checking in on the Florida Panthers tonight
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Checking in on the Florida Panthers tonight
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ANTHONY BLACK DUNKED ALL OVER THE GRIZZLIES!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
ANTHONY BLACK DUNKED ALL OVER THE GRIZZLIES!!!!
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Great finish right now in Berlin between the Magic and Grizzlies.
Anthony Black with a crazy dunk in traffic down the stretch
Anthony Black with a crazy dunk in traffic down the stretch
January 15, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Great finish right now in Berlin between the Magic and Grizzlies.
Anthony Black with a crazy dunk in traffic down the stretch
Anthony Black with a crazy dunk in traffic down the stretch
A chicken in every pot, one other thing some where else
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
A chicken in every pot, one other thing some where else
Starting a new Friday night podcast called “Surviving the News with OG Skywalker”
The set is bean bag chairs, cheap twinkle lights, and a Gandalf Bong
The set is bean bag chairs, cheap twinkle lights, and a Gandalf Bong
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Starting a new Friday night podcast called “Surviving the News with OG Skywalker”
The set is bean bag chairs, cheap twinkle lights, and a Gandalf Bong
The set is bean bag chairs, cheap twinkle lights, and a Gandalf Bong
Iron Eagle
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Iron Eagle
42 years ago today I was born on the shore of the Puget Sound, and it runs thru my veins.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
42 years ago today I was born on the shore of the Puget Sound, and it runs thru my veins.
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Hope is slavery. Trust to Despair, and See. Life is a Waking Nightmare. Sport is Machine.
The biggest lie fans tell themselves is that they’ll be back next year
Sorry, JP. Jags got a bright future, though. They’ll be back next year.
January 11, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Hope is slavery. Trust to Despair, and See. Life is a Waking Nightmare. Sport is Machine.
Def Luka. They were screaming about meeting in the tunnel during the game!
The NBA has suspended Sacramento Kings guard Dennis Schroder for three games for confronting and attempting to strike another player 40 minutes after Kings' loss to the Lakers in Los Angeles on Dec. 28.
January 11, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Def Luka. They were screaming about meeting in the tunnel during the game!