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December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Reminder that Whamaggeddon is absolute loser behaviour. It's one of the best Christmas songs of all time; every penny ever made from it goes to Band Aid charities; it's George fucking Michael!

"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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My mum has had to downsize four times including leaving London in the last 20 years, again life just happens. Are homeowners just meant to all have some kind of special protection ring around them financially so they never come to any harm from market changes?
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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If there was any doubt, test match cricket is the greatest game that humans have invented, and possibly the high point of evolution.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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it's ashes eve. get your prep done today so you can follow this morning routine from our turbo team, crafted for maximum efficiency and productivity.

be more turbo.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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It's kind of wild how almost all politics in the UK is a demand for perfect systems that work 100% of the time and angry denunciations of systems that have redundancy or error checking as wasteful bureaucracy.
Sorry, but this is so funny.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Labour guy trying to learn a lesson from Mamdani: huh, he took a big gamble! Maybe I should take some more money from gambling companies!
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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You dont want a nonce to be a royal well then abolish the whole thing you dont get to suddenly choose this one doesnt count is it your blood thats magic or not
Yknow i think they shouldnt be allowed to revoke his titles cause the fact a prince can be a horrible person is why you shouldnt have a monarchy innit. What you mean “punishment“? He shouldnt have had a title to begin with this is about protecting the crown
Prince Andrew no longer being a Prince isn't the Daily Mail's main front page story today...
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Yep. There's this also this unshakeable belief that wealthy tradesmen can't be middle class because they wear overalls to work, but some poor sod stuck in a customer service centre is because they wear a lanyard and participate in dress down Fridays.
many left wingers invest their energy in trying to win a proletariat they imagine (sweaty racist men making loud noises) as opposed to what the working class actually is in Britain today (call centre workers and baristas): the SNP/Greens' success has been in engaging with the reality of the latter.
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I made a game a couple of weeks ago! For the very first time! Nearly 5000 people have played it! It's on the international games database! That's mad! PLUS it's about attempting to strangle a horse and dying in many, many ways! What's not to like!?

AND it's free!

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
October 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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The veneration of Books As Objects misses the point entirely. If you're reading a book, turn the corners down, break the spine, spill soup on it. It's your book, go nuts. A pristine, unread book is a tragedy in a way that a beloved, much-read book that looks like the dog's been at it could never be.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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It's funny how the educational attainment of 1st, 2nd and 3rd generation migrant children isn't due to the hard work, resilience and assimilation the right wing beg of our communities. Instead, it's due to the idea we have somehow stolen our grades from the 'white working class'
August 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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UK Guardian showing more sympathy for the speak and spell than it ever has for transgender people
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Anyone who belongs to any minority group needs to be aware that what is being done to trans people can and will be done to them. In a decade we have been stripped of our rights to exist in public spaces by a press campaign and a well funded lobby.
August 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Boss. I'm tired boss. We been doing these experiments and studies since the 60s and 70s and the outcome has been the same in them all.

The pushback against these measures aren't because they don't work. It's because they DO work and they'll include peoples they wish to exclude from society.
Germany gave people €1,200/month no strings attached.

They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others.

Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further.

#UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.
July 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Society really lost it's shit when we moved away from containing the internet to one room in the house.
July 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Incontrovertible evidence, now, of *police* investigating families supporting their kids with gender affirming healthcare in the UK. For trying to do the best for your child, following best practice in most of the world, here you get a visit from the police.

Thank you, Wes Streeting.
July 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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"So how will seeing a clown cure me?"

"I'm afraid you misunderstand. There is no cure; this is purely pagliative."
November 19, 2023 at 9:29 PM