My mum has had to downsize four times including leaving London in the last 20 years, again life just happens. Are homeowners just meant to all have some kind of special protection ring around them financially so they never come to any harm from market changes?

Where do you think the tooth fairy gets the money to give to the kids?

That's just a picture of any room in your house

The first thing we did as a nation to honour those people’s awful sacrifice was boo Winston Churchill like a panto villain and lurch Britain further left than has ever been thought possible since. Reframing previous generations as nostalgic conservatives is fucking ridiculous.

According to my cat:
1. Yell at the human for the audacity of leaving her for a couple of days
2. Try and convince the human that the other human hasn't fed her
3. Cuddles, but angy
4. After 5-10 minutes forget the whole thing happened and forgive.

I was at the Brussels Beer Project bar in Ixelles a week or two ago looking at the board with 20 different IPAs and had similar feelings: that's not what I go to Belgium for. But I guess someone must like it.

When I was working at Reading festival years ago we were given a bunch of radio codes. I remember that the one for a small fire was Mr Ash, which didn't seem to really get the point of using a code word.

I was not expecting this to be why you get cancelled.

I haven't been in the stream for a while, has @frankynstein.bsky.social been got or does their curse continue to be fake?

Dinnerladies should be on this list