Hoctor
@hoctor.bsky.social
Irish, Engineer. Married, dad of Ten and Seven, though those names change every year.
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Actually this is my tenth rodeo I just refuse to learn new things
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
December 11, 2024 at 5:05 AM
A patient just asked me why it's called local anesthesia and I told him they make it in the cafeteria.
The Naked Goon
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon Girl
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The Naked Goon
Top Goon
Goon a movie
Goonstruck
Goonstruck
Goon Girl
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Top Goon
Don't click on this link. It's obviously a phishing scam.
🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
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We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
🧵👇
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Don't click on this link. It's obviously a phishing scam.
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me: don’t you dare scoot your butt on the carpet
my dog: &
my dog: &
December 12, 2023 at 3:14 PM
me: don’t you dare scoot your butt on the carpet
my dog: &
my dog: &
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles
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An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
Nova Twins: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=EiOi...
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
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i know all the names of my arch enemy's brothers but i can't nemesis
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i know all the names of my arch enemy's brothers but i can't nemesis
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there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
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I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"
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Just paid the aul' income tax for the year and consequently have about two beans left to rub together, so if you've been looking for a bit of Irish art now's a very good time to buy. It's this or train the crows to rob billionaires and I'm running out of cheese bribes
A cost-of-living crisis isn't the easiest time to sell art, but: www.ciaraioch.com is where you can support my work, with each archival-quality print on textured heavy paper being produced here in Ireland, shipping internationally in eco-friendly packaging, with free mini-treats in every order 🎁
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just paid the aul' income tax for the year and consequently have about two beans left to rub together, so if you've been looking for a bit of Irish art now's a very good time to buy. It's this or train the crows to rob billionaires and I'm running out of cheese bribes
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
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[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
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The police are asking a lot of questions about my portable sponge bath van that , frankly are answered pretty clearly with the “Human Bath Van” sign.
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The police are asking a lot of questions about my portable sponge bath van that , frankly are answered pretty clearly with the “Human Bath Van” sign.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HALLOWEEN!
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HALLOWEEN!
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling