Jack Yeo
@jackryeo.bsky.social
Cheesemonger, cherrypicker, Bob’s own, Emperor’s chambermaid and immortal.
Also TV producer, quizzer and swimmer.
Also TV producer, quizzer and swimmer.
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Currently the 3rd most improved player in QLL this season!
February 17, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Currently the 3rd most improved player in QLL this season!
Took 5 seconds off my time per 800m lap, and according to the official stats, my pace improved by... 1 second per km. Make it make sense.
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February 16, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Took 5 seconds off my time per 800m lap, and according to the official stats, my pace improved by... 1 second per km. Make it make sense.
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I bet it's really uncomfortable to sleep wearing the traitors shield.
February 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I bet it's really uncomfortable to sleep wearing the traitors shield.
If I was on Gladiators, and they asked me at the start which ones I wanted to go against, I would be like "I want to go against Giant. On Unleash."
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
If I was on Gladiators, and they asked me at the start which ones I wanted to go against, I would be like "I want to go against Giant. On Unleash."
I realised too late that it was a typo and it was meant to say "baits", and now I have been asked to leave the facility.
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I realised too late that it was a typo and it was meant to say "baits", and now I have been asked to leave the facility.
Whenever I go into Salad Project and I see the menu divided into "Salads" and "Protein Boxes", there is a small part of me that goes "Ah yes, the two genders."
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Whenever I go into Salad Project and I see the menu divided into "Salads" and "Protein Boxes", there is a small part of me that goes "Ah yes, the two genders."
When I get an advert on Duolingo where the characters try to convince me to buy premium, I'm like "Oh so you CAN speak English when you're trying to sell me something and yet you CHOOSE to speak to me in Greek the rest of the time?" Seems a bit rude.
February 14, 2026 at 3:53 PM
When I get an advert on Duolingo where the characters try to convince me to buy premium, I'm like "Oh so you CAN speak English when you're trying to sell me something and yet you CHOOSE to speak to me in Greek the rest of the time?" Seems a bit rude.
Happy Valentine's Day! We celebrated by spending the morning locked in a series of rooms.
February 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! We celebrated by spending the morning locked in a series of rooms.
Heated Rivalry spin off but it's about the only two straight figure skaters
February 14, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Heated Rivalry spin off but it's about the only two straight figure skaters
I'm now back to running solid blocks without walking breaks, and I wanted to push myself run at a pace equivalent to a 30 minute 5k, but I didn't expect to hit my target *that* precisely.
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I'm now back to running solid blocks without walking breaks, and I wanted to push myself run at a pace equivalent to a 30 minute 5k, but I didn't expect to hit my target *that* precisely.
'Brilliant Weston Wins Skeleton Gold' sounds like the title of a children's book about a pirate.
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
'Brilliant Weston Wins Skeleton Gold' sounds like the title of a children's book about a pirate.
If this commentator has kids, they will be cringing.
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
If this commentator has kids, they will be cringing.
They made the sport from Heated Rivalry into a real thing.
February 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
They made the sport from Heated Rivalry into a real thing.
Just when you think these 2 can't get any more cursed... The Whale soundtrack 🤮🤮🤮
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Just when you think these 2 can't get any more cursed... The Whale soundtrack 🤮🤮🤮
I only just learned that at this Olympics, every duo in the ice dancing had to do a 90s themed routine. It was actually part of the rules of the competition - hence team GB doing the spice girls megamix. Knowing that, I think an opportunity was missed.
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I only just learned that at this Olympics, every duo in the ice dancing had to do a 90s themed routine. It was actually part of the rules of the competition - hence team GB doing the spice girls megamix. Knowing that, I think an opportunity was missed.
Hunter S. Thompson's less successful sequel, Fear And Alienation At The Co-op.
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Hunter S. Thompson's less successful sequel, Fear And Alienation At The Co-op.
Wiki's list of Choux pastry dishes needs to take a cold shower.
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Wiki's list of Choux pastry dishes needs to take a cold shower.
Shout out to Arrow's impossibility theorem, gotta be one of my favourite impossibility theorems.
Forced choice head 2 head on preferred prime minister.
🌹Starmer v.narrowly edges Farage and Polanski but loses to Davey & Badenoch
🌳Badenoch wins all four head to heads
🔶Davey beats Starmer & v.narrowly Farage, but loses to Badenoch
🌹Starmer v.narrowly edges Farage and Polanski but loses to Davey & Badenoch
🌳Badenoch wins all four head to heads
🔶Davey beats Starmer & v.narrowly Farage, but loses to Badenoch
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Shout out to Arrow's impossibility theorem, gotta be one of my favourite impossibility theorems.
Reposted by Jack Yeo
If, as it's being suggested, yesterday was about Anas Sarwar supporting Wes Streeting in an attempted coup, does that make it, at least in part, a highland coup?
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If, as it's being suggested, yesterday was about Anas Sarwar supporting Wes Streeting in an attempted coup, does that make it, at least in part, a highland coup?
Reposted by Jack Yeo
Oh sure, you lose the curling final and suddenly you're anti-ice.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Oh sure, you lose the curling final and suddenly you're anti-ice.
Oh sure, you lose the curling final and suddenly you're anti-ice.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Oh sure, you lose the curling final and suddenly you're anti-ice.
If, as it's being suggested, yesterday was about Anas Sarwar supporting Wes Streeting in an attempted coup, does that make it, at least in part, a highland coup?
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If, as it's being suggested, yesterday was about Anas Sarwar supporting Wes Streeting in an attempted coup, does that make it, at least in part, a highland coup?
Huge day for fans of things rapidly sliding downhill.
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Huge day for fans of things rapidly sliding downhill.
Waiting with bated breath for the Sarwar press conference
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Waiting with bated breath for the Sarwar press conference
BEYNONCÉ. How did I miss that.
It's a weird consequence of him losing the title of Prince that he is now just known as Andrew. You say Andrew and everyone knows who you mean. The Beyoncé of alleged pedos.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
BEYNONCÉ. How did I miss that.