Hoctor
@hoctor.bsky.social
Irish, Engineer. Married, dad of Ten and Seven, though those names change every year.
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me: don’t you dare scoot your butt on the carpet
my dog: &
my dog: &
December 12, 2023 at 3:14 PM
me: don’t you dare scoot your butt on the carpet
my dog: &
my dog: &
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
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Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Charlesles: Please, call me Chuckles
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An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
Nova Twins: Tiny Desk Concert
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November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
An incredible 4-song set from #NovaTwins on the #NPR #TinyDesk concert. Amazing the fullness of sound they get from just bass, lead, vocals and drums. And admittedly a fuck-ton of pedals.
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i know all the names of my arch enemy's brothers but i can't nemesis
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i know all the names of my arch enemy's brothers but i can't nemesis
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there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
January 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
there are two durans inside of me and they’re both hungry like the wolf
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I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I'll never forget my dad's last words: "It's way past Halloween. Why's this caution tape still on the elevator?"
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Just paid the aul' income tax for the year and consequently have about two beans left to rub together, so if you've been looking for a bit of Irish art now's a very good time to buy. It's this or train the crows to rob billionaires and I'm running out of cheese bribes
A cost-of-living crisis isn't the easiest time to sell art, but: www.ciaraioch.com is where you can support my work, with each archival-quality print on textured heavy paper being produced here in Ireland, shipping internationally in eco-friendly packaging, with free mini-treats in every order 🎁
November 3, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just paid the aul' income tax for the year and consequently have about two beans left to rub together, so if you've been looking for a bit of Irish art now's a very good time to buy. It's this or train the crows to rob billionaires and I'm running out of cheese bribes
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
November 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
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[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
[Ad Agency]
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
BOSS: these two fast food chains need mascots
ME: (with a speech impediment) how about a cwown
MCDONALDS: nice
BURGER KING: love it
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The police are asking a lot of questions about my portable sponge bath van that , frankly are answered pretty clearly with the “Human Bath Van” sign.
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The police are asking a lot of questions about my portable sponge bath van that , frankly are answered pretty clearly with the “Human Bath Van” sign.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY HALLOWEEN!
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HALLOWEEN!
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Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling
Absolutely nobody:
Me: In Top Gun: Maverick, Goose's son should've been played by Ryan Gosling
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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hello I cannot come to work today I am busy thinking about sad ghost pigeons slowly sinking down through the statues they loved to sit on in life
June 26, 2023 at 11:45 AM
hello I cannot come to work today I am busy thinking about sad ghost pigeons slowly sinking down through the statues they loved to sit on in life
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The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Not seeing a lot of beer. 🤔
October 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Not seeing a lot of beer. 🤔
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
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Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
WASHINGTON—In what they described as a disappointing turn in the ongoing negotiations, White House officials confirmed Wednesday that diplomatic talks had broken down between President Donald Trump an...
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October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration
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The US froze aid to Colombia
Much of which is used to fight drug cartels
Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen
In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels
Much of which is used to fight drug cartels
Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen
In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The US froze aid to Colombia
Much of which is used to fight drug cartels
Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen
In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels
Much of which is used to fight drug cartels
Because the president of Colombia said the US killed Colombian fishermen
In what is supposed to be a US military campaign to stop drug cartels
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