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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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With the Supreme Court failing to eliminate gay marriage (at least for now), Kim Davis can finally return to her favorite pastime: keeping birds and low flying planes from crashing into her massive forehead.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
With the Supreme Court failing to eliminate gay marriage (at least for now), Kim Davis can finally return to her favorite pastime: keeping birds and low flying planes from crashing into her massive forehead.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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It's polar bear season in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada and I'm a guide. My polar bear photos always engender a lot of questions, so I thought I'd take a moment to answer some of the most common ones so you can better understand these amazing animals and our relationship with them in Churchill. 🐻❄️ 1/
October 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's polar bear season in Churchill, Manitoba, Canada and I'm a guide. My polar bear photos always engender a lot of questions, so I thought I'd take a moment to answer some of the most common ones so you can better understand these amazing animals and our relationship with them in Churchill. 🐻❄️ 1/
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I’m looking Mineola, and
Feeling Massapequa
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m looking Mineola, and
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The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--
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Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Nice shirt. For a clown to wear. To the toilet store
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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me explaining why i need 1 more piece of pie
October 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
me explaining why i need 1 more piece of pie
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generals gathered in their masses
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
generals gathered in their masses
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Generals gathered in their masses
Having to listen to two dumbasses
Having to listen to two dumbasses
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Generals gathered in their masses
Having to listen to two dumbasses
Having to listen to two dumbasses
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You see, Skipper, in these dreams, "Gilligan" represents your penis; you love your "little buddy", yet he's always causing you problems
September 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
You see, Skipper, in these dreams, "Gilligan" represents your penis; you love your "little buddy", yet he's always causing you problems
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Borged out Gimli: “I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an eyeball”
Bloody, slackjawed Legolas with one fucked up, too-big eye: “clickclick, clickclick”
Borged out Gimli, drawing big knife from inside own hand: “Aye, I can do that”
Bloody, slackjawed Legolas with one fucked up, too-big eye: “clickclick, clickclick”
Borged out Gimli, drawing big knife from inside own hand: “Aye, I can do that”
September 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Subway unveils latest sloppy food tube
Subway unveils latest sloppy food tube
"It oozes more liquid than three of our other wettest sandwiches combined.”
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September 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Subway unveils latest sloppy food tube
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The opposite of cellar door is creamy coleslaw
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The opposite of cellar door is creamy coleslaw
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Can I call you back I’m getting fingered by the hamburger helper
September 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Can I call you back I’m getting fingered by the hamburger helper
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Bullshit "noise-cancelling" headphones only cancel the noise outside my head.
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Bullshit "noise-cancelling" headphones only cancel the noise outside my head.
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BREAKING: Study finds 83% of adulthood is whispering “fuck” under your breath.
September 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
BREAKING: Study finds 83% of adulthood is whispering “fuck” under your breath.
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Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
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September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases