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Out east, out west, up north. NO Press is a cute place for books! https://www.no-press.org
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Finally! The limited edition hardcover of STONE GODS by Adam Golaski is up for sale on the NO Press site. After a long, grueling process, they came out beautifully. We've got it all: 7 full-page illustrations (plus 15 emblem drawings), custom jacket art and endsheets, stained edges... no-press.org
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*rodney dangerfield voice* I started to watch this Frankenstein movie, but if I wanted to watch a goth who wears pretty dresses fall in love with a tall monster I'd just remember high school
February 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Tapper has spent the better part of two and a half years legitimizing this kind of rhetoric with how he's used his cable television news slot but wants to act like Fine is now suddenly beyond the pale.

Remember that Tapper *made up a quote* from Tlaib but has never said anything on CNN about Fine.
February 17, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
www.wtoc.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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joyce is going after elon again
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Thinking back on this w/r/t my contemporaneous revelation that she’s married to Shia Lebouf. Bad taste!!!!
I don’t love Mia goth… but I DO love me a goth
February 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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its insane that drafting as an occupation used to just involve countless huge rooms of dads in shirts and ties, scattered all over the country, leaning over tables with their asses perked up all day as their 9-5 job
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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co-sign: "that several-hours-in recognition that a series you’re watching has hit its stride, and could well be one of the best things you’ve watched all year. " www.vogue.com/article/you-...
‘The New Years’ Is the Most Romantic TV Show of the Year
Ten episodes, each taking place on December 31st, stretching over a decade.
www.vogue.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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This estate tax cut just passed 38-11.
February 17, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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i cant believe nyt finally interviewed normal people for one of these articles instead of a downwardly mobile single 28 year old saying that you cant live here if you make less than 300k
How a Family of 4 Lives on $168,000 in East Elmhurst, Queens (Gift Article)
Erika Fernandez-Pacheco and her husband, Manuel Pacheco, have a kind landlord and parents who can babysit. They try to take one big family vacation each year.
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
One day I’ll go outside for more than 5 mins, and when I do……
February 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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If your Windows 11 has been acting buggy as fuck, this is why.

2026, the year of Linux on the desktop except in order for Microsoft to make this absolute fucking nonsense, every computer company has stopped making computer.
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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It’s Duncan and the Egg
Yes Duncan and the Egg
One’s name is Duncan
The other’s named Egg
January 19, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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the French Decade of the Chinese Century
“Favourability of the United States now sits at a record low — second only to Russia.”
February 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Someone captured my colleagues an I servicing the cameras during Kīlauea’s episode 42. We stopped to discuss what we were seeing, but because I talk with my hands it looks like I’m fixing to push someone in…

Credit: Volcano Hideaways
February 16, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Robert Duvall had one of the most incredible film debuts ever as Boo Radley in To Kill a Mockingbird.
February 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
One of two things: (1) The chorus to “When Doves Cry” or (2) the back half of the first verse to “When Doves Cry”. ‘Dream if you will a courtyard,” etc
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Body count
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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What could go wrong using AI to help stage a few listing photos?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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I literally saw a post two weeks back in which a guy with two jobs was flagellating himself because he was short on rent, lamenting that had he donated plasma more, maybe his rent would be on time. This system is deeply fucked. Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.
Is this the “golden age” economy we’ve heard so much about?

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
February 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM