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Trump is HIGH AF right now, if you don’t believe me turn on your TV. Read ‘Noel’s Notes: Dawn Patrol’ for some insight: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
'Dawn Patrol'
The Trump we saw address the nation last night was very high.
open.substack.com
June 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Trump is HIGH AF right now, if you don’t believe me turn on your TV. Read ‘Noel’s Notes: Dawn Patrol’ for some insight: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
Prim Suspect
Prim Suspect
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
He Jerk
He Jerk
May 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
Prim Suspect
Prim Suspect
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Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
He Jerk
He Jerk
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
Superma
Superma
May 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie:
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo
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She’s a 10, but she doesn’t say “nice” whenever she hears 69
April 26, 2025 at 10:15 AM
She’s a 10, but she doesn’t say “nice” whenever she hears 69
She’s a ten, but she’s all about that bass.
April 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
She’s a ten, but she’s all about that bass.
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presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult
April 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult
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Every day I wake up like mia from pulp fiction. It's probably nothing
April 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every day I wake up like mia from pulp fiction. It's probably nothing
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Ain't no party like a double negative party, because a double negative party won't not stop
March 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ain't no party like a double negative party, because a double negative party won't not stop
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this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
April 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
this whole administration is like when they shut off the containment unit in ‘ghostbusters’
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never forget that all this bullshit is happening because white people did not want a black woman in charge
April 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
never forget that all this bullshit is happening because white people did not want a black woman in charge
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Pronouncing the G in gnocchi, hoping the mob will put a hit out on me.
April 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Pronouncing the G in gnocchi, hoping the mob will put a hit out on me.
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If they put me in a cave and roll a big rock in front of the entrance, leave it closed
April 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If they put me in a cave and roll a big rock in front of the entrance, leave it closed
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A dating app for people who own a costco card
April 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A dating app for people who own a costco card
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There's no better excuse to get out of unwanted obligations than having a young child, which is why I created Rent-a-Baby
April 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
There's no better excuse to get out of unwanted obligations than having a young child, which is why I created Rent-a-Baby
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leaving my foot dangling out of the blankets for the ghost to grab because I'm touch starved
April 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
leaving my foot dangling out of the blankets for the ghost to grab because I'm touch starved
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If I dangle you over the edge of a building and then pull you back up, I didn’t save your life. I almost killed you.
And that is what Trump just did to the economy.
And that is what Trump just did to the economy.
April 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If I dangle you over the edge of a building and then pull you back up, I didn’t save your life. I almost killed you.
And that is what Trump just did to the economy.
And that is what Trump just did to the economy.
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There are two wolves inside of me and they just want to stay extinct
April 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There are two wolves inside of me and they just want to stay extinct
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ME: there should be a super morose font called tragic sans just to balance things out
REPORTER: I mean a statement about the homicide allegations
REPORTER: I mean a statement about the homicide allegations
March 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
ME: there should be a super morose font called tragic sans just to balance things out
REPORTER: I mean a statement about the homicide allegations
REPORTER: I mean a statement about the homicide allegations
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Sometimes I get overwhelmed and need to disappear for 2 to 3 books
April 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sometimes I get overwhelmed and need to disappear for 2 to 3 books
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It was the best of times...
It was the worst of times...
It was... Hammer time.
It was the worst of times...
It was... Hammer time.
April 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It was the best of times...
It was the worst of times...
It was... Hammer time.
It was the worst of times...
It was... Hammer time.
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Trump is like if King Midas turned everything he touched to fool’s gold.
April 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Trump is like if King Midas turned everything he touched to fool’s gold.
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Our crazy shows in our eyes which is why men don’t see it until it’s too late
April 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Our crazy shows in our eyes which is why men don’t see it until it’s too late
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You had us at "a book of spells, the key to wonders."
April 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You had us at "a book of spells, the key to wonders."
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ngl, the devil on my shoulder is starting to make some pretty valid points
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
ngl, the devil on my shoulder is starting to make some pretty valid points