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Times like these have a way of showing us what we are made of - and for that we should be grateful.
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“Trump is a predator but will shrink from forces stronger than him; through his languid stupor and lifeless eyes a glint of panic and a heavy dose of fear is emerging.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
A revealing facet of all these Epstein emails is just how illiterate many rich people are, they write like morons.
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
A revealing facet of all these Epstein emails is just how illiterate many rich people are, they write like morons.
It’s too bad POTUS doesn’t have any Orthodox Jewish folks in his immediate family that might be willing to speak out against the cosplay Nazi Greg Bovino and his antisemitic comments against a U.S. Attorney in Minneapolis. Cowards.
January 31, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It’s too bad POTUS doesn’t have any Orthodox Jewish folks in his immediate family that might be willing to speak out against the cosplay Nazi Greg Bovino and his antisemitic comments against a U.S. Attorney in Minneapolis. Cowards.
Musk was 41 in 2012 in the midst of a divorce from a 22 year old model (he would later remarry) when he was emailing Epstein on Christmas Day and begging to come party w/little girls. Dude is a f*cking freak who hopefully ends up with consequences for his crimes.
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Musk was 41 in 2012 in the midst of a divorce from a 22 year old model (he would later remarry) when he was emailing Epstein on Christmas Day and begging to come party w/little girls. Dude is a f*cking freak who hopefully ends up with consequences for his crimes.
Did you ever notice how everyone in American life seems to suffer consequences except for billionaires?
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Did you ever notice how everyone in American life seems to suffer consequences except for billionaires?
Do you realize how much of an absolute scumbag one has to be to email Jeffrey Epstein on Christmas Day to check in about visiting his island to to ‘party’ with sex-trafficked girls because apparently the owner of X doesn’t.
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Do you realize how much of an absolute scumbag one has to be to email Jeffrey Epstein on Christmas Day to check in about visiting his island to to ‘party’ with sex-trafficked girls because apparently the owner of X doesn’t.
You should think of Howard Lutnick planning a trip to see Epstein on his private pedo Island within the context of he lived next f*cking door to the guy in NYC.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
You should think of Howard Lutnick planning a trip to see Epstein on his private pedo Island within the context of he lived next f*cking door to the guy in NYC.
“The coverup includes the close contact with Epstein of a coterie of Trump donors and purportedly at least one cabinet member, most likely Howard Lutnick.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 AM
“The coverup includes the close contact with Epstein of a coterie of Trump donors and purportedly at least one cabinet member, most likely Howard Lutnick.”
If the Grammy’s asked Springsteen to sing his new song ‘Streets of Minneapolis’ live on Sunday it would help USA. I personally worked on a Joe Strummer tribute w/Bruce at Grammy’s in ‘03 and a MusicCares tribute to Dylan with Bruce (same vibes, honor legacy) truth to power/🖕🏻ICE.
January 30, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If the Grammy’s asked Springsteen to sing his new song ‘Streets of Minneapolis’ live on Sunday it would help USA. I personally worked on a Joe Strummer tribute w/Bruce at Grammy’s in ‘03 and a MusicCares tribute to Dylan with Bruce (same vibes, honor legacy) truth to power/🖕🏻ICE.
Dear USA, this is what ‘death by a thousand cuts’ looks like. Trump did a lot of destruction to our republic in the last week alone. He will fly down to Palm Beach tomorrow & come back for more next week. I’d say we have about 6 months left to truly fight this regime’s takeover.
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Dear USA, this is what ‘death by a thousand cuts’ looks like. Trump did a lot of destruction to our republic in the last week alone. He will fly down to Palm Beach tomorrow & come back for more next week. I’d say we have about 6 months left to truly fight this regime’s takeover.
Getting tired of the dog & pony show between Trump, Witkoff, Kushner & Putin. The only objective for Team Trump is to string Ukraine along so Russia can murder civilians. South Florida is a hotbed of Russian mob activity & Witkoff launders their cash thru commercial properties.
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Getting tired of the dog & pony show between Trump, Witkoff, Kushner & Putin. The only objective for Team Trump is to string Ukraine along so Russia can murder civilians. South Florida is a hotbed of Russian mob activity & Witkoff launders their cash thru commercial properties.
It’s that time of the evening where I watch British TV shows and pretend I live in London.
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It’s that time of the evening where I watch British TV shows and pretend I live in London.
Y’all acting like you’ve never seen a septuagenarian drug-addict in a diaper send his DNI, raised in a cult that ate her gurus toenails before becoming a fake Dem and a real MAGA nut-bag steal ballots from an election her boss lost 6 years ago so he could cancel midterms before?
January 30, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Y’all acting like you’ve never seen a septuagenarian drug-addict in a diaper send his DNI, raised in a cult that ate her gurus toenails before becoming a fake Dem and a real MAGA nut-bag steal ballots from an election her boss lost 6 years ago so he could cancel midterms before?
Donald Trump is sitting thru the ‘Melania’ doc for the second time in a week and he still can’t understand a f*cking word she says.
January 30, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Donald Trump is sitting thru the ‘Melania’ doc for the second time in a week and he still can’t understand a f*cking word she says.
I watched ‘Secret Mall Apartment’ last night and Michael Townsend is my new hero.
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I watched ‘Secret Mall Apartment’ last night and Michael Townsend is my new hero.
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Excellent "Noel's Notes". 🎯
“Trump is a predator but will shrink from forces stronger than him; through his languid stupor and lifeless eyes a glint of panic and a heavy dose of fear is emerging.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
'The Story'
Times like these have a way of showing us what we are made of - and for that we should be grateful.
open.substack.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Excellent "Noel's Notes". 🎯
Kristi Noem lives rent free in digs intended for Coast Guard commandant. She blew 200m of tax payer cash on a couple of Gulfstream private jets for use by her glam squad. She awards contracts in exchange for kickbacks. She is as corrupt a creature as DC has known. Fire Noem NOW!
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Kristi Noem lives rent free in digs intended for Coast Guard commandant. She blew 200m of tax payer cash on a couple of Gulfstream private jets for use by her glam squad. She awards contracts in exchange for kickbacks. She is as corrupt a creature as DC has known. Fire Noem NOW!
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“Trump is a predator but will shrink from forces stronger than him; through his languid stupor and lifeless eyes a glint of panic and a heavy dose of fear is emerging.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
'The Story'
Times like these have a way of showing us what we are made of - and for that we should be grateful.
open.substack.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 PM
“Trump is a predator but will shrink from forces stronger than him; through his languid stupor and lifeless eyes a glint of panic and a heavy dose of fear is emerging.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
The guy who found his greatest fame by slurring ‘You’re FIRED!’ on a weekly game show designed to appeal to morons (I worked on it, trust, it was trash) is having a really hard time firing Kristi Noem. Perhaps it is because it is not his call to make anymore.
January 28, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The guy who found his greatest fame by slurring ‘You’re FIRED!’ on a weekly game show designed to appeal to morons (I worked on it, trust, it was trash) is having a really hard time firing Kristi Noem. Perhaps it is because it is not his call to make anymore.
If you’re coming from overseas to watch the World Cup in USA please consider boycotting. It’s a country being led by a madman and full of ICE goons. Also, you will be overcharged for really shitty food in the stadiums.
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
If you’re coming from overseas to watch the World Cup in USA please consider boycotting. It’s a country being led by a madman and full of ICE goons. Also, you will be overcharged for really shitty food in the stadiums.
What if Pam Bondi told the other folks in Trump’s cabinet, such as Kristi Noem, some of the crimes Donald has committed per Epstein files and they now have their own kompromat, i.e job security. ‘Fire me and I will flip’ so to speak. A similar dynamic was in play in NYC biz days.
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
What if Pam Bondi told the other folks in Trump’s cabinet, such as Kristi Noem, some of the crimes Donald has committed per Epstein files and they now have their own kompromat, i.e job security. ‘Fire me and I will flip’ so to speak. A similar dynamic was in play in NYC biz days.
It will never not be bitterly ironic that the most anti-immigrant administration in American history has a FLOTUS that sounds like Latka Gravas’ sister.
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 PM
It will never not be bitterly ironic that the most anti-immigrant administration in American history has a FLOTUS that sounds like Latka Gravas’ sister.
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I knew that no matter how specifically I worded this post with USA, I would get folks on BS, saying ‘yeah but Canada & Mexico’.
If folks boycotted the World Cup in USA, like actually teams stayed away it would break Donald Trump…just sayin’.
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I knew that no matter how specifically I worded this post with USA, I would get folks on BS, saying ‘yeah but Canada & Mexico’.
Guess Bovino’s gonna hop on his miniature horse and ride off into the sunset.
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Guess Bovino’s gonna hop on his miniature horse and ride off into the sunset.
They’re having a premiere of the ‘Melania’ film at Kennedy Center on Thursday for 1000 people. What a sick f*cking country we have become. Jeff Bezos paid a 40 million dollar bribe to an ex-prostitute to curry favor with a drug-addicted sexual predator who twice became POTUS.
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
They’re having a premiere of the ‘Melania’ film at Kennedy Center on Thursday for 1000 people. What a sick f*cking country we have become. Jeff Bezos paid a 40 million dollar bribe to an ex-prostitute to curry favor with a drug-addicted sexual predator who twice became POTUS.
At the same time Bezos is destroying WAPO International reporting he and the missus are backing a Sydney Sweeney lingerie line which included a promo stunt hanging her bras on the Hollywood sign. Y’all, I got trees in my yard you can use next time…no prob.
Jeff Bezos bought WAPO so he could destroy it. You think his buddies in the WH want reporters overseas reporting on the hell being caused by USA abandoning democracy. & USAID? He wants to eat canapés on his megayacht with rubber faced witches and hang out w/D list celebs.
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
At the same time Bezos is destroying WAPO International reporting he and the missus are backing a Sydney Sweeney lingerie line which included a promo stunt hanging her bras on the Hollywood sign. Y’all, I got trees in my yard you can use next time…no prob.