Trey
@treydayway.bsky.social
All these tech nerds ruining everything is proof that those bullies in 80s teen movies had it right
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
All these tech nerds ruining everything is proof that those bullies in 80s teen movies had it right
I need the plot to start twisting my way
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I need the plot to start twisting my way
It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive
October 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive
Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork
October 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork
Wild that you can write a book of fables that will eventually lead to people's rights getting taken away
September 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Wild that you can write a book of fables that will eventually lead to people's rights getting taken away
I'm more likely to be ruptured tomorrow
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I'm more likely to be ruptured tomorrow
They'll fight Tylenol before gun control and poverty
September 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They'll fight Tylenol before gun control and poverty
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Hell- Biden didn’t believe her either.
September 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Hell- Biden didn’t believe her either.
The idea of Dude Wipes is hilarious to me. Just get some gotdamn baby wipes like a real man
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The idea of Dude Wipes is hilarious to me. Just get some gotdamn baby wipes like a real man
I was trying to eat healthy tonight, but some hotwings caught me and changed my mind
September 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I was trying to eat healthy tonight, but some hotwings caught me and changed my mind
Old people will call you while they're watching the news and tell you everything about it
September 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Old people will call you while they're watching the news and tell you everything about it
The only way school prepared me for adulthood was when we played dodgeball
September 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The only way school prepared me for adulthood was when we played dodgeball
Only queen I acknowledge is dairy
September 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Only queen I acknowledge is dairy
Those holiday naps hit harder than a truck in a Final Destination movie
September 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Those holiday naps hit harder than a truck in a Final Destination movie
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Writing Yelp reviews for all my neighborhood diners, indicating “not an excessive number of teeth in the omelet” on each.
August 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Writing Yelp reviews for all my neighborhood diners, indicating “not an excessive number of teeth in the omelet” on each.
A van down by the river seems like a good idea in this economy
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A van down by the river seems like a good idea in this economy
Would have been a great night to rent a 99 cent movie from Blockbuster
August 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Would have been a great night to rent a 99 cent movie from Blockbuster
My bladder wakes me up at 3 am like a vengeful spirit
August 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My bladder wakes me up at 3 am like a vengeful spirit
I'm in my 40s and still get ptsd from hearing a school bus in the mornings
August 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm in my 40s and still get ptsd from hearing a school bus in the mornings
Sugar is more deadly and addictive than weed
August 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sugar is more deadly and addictive than weed
Codependency is an addiction that doesn't get talked about enough
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Codependency is an addiction that doesn't get talked about enough
Any selfie can be a thirst trap if people are thirsty enough
August 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Any selfie can be a thirst trap if people are thirsty enough
I want the wrong types of people uncomfortable with my existence
August 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I want the wrong types of people uncomfortable with my existence
Imagine life without the arts. Books and music have saved my life
August 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine life without the arts. Books and music have saved my life
I'm just going to assume all viral videos are staged or AI until proven otherwise
August 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'm just going to assume all viral videos are staged or AI until proven otherwise