frumplestiltskin
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Post a picture of yourself so the newbies know who they're dealing with.
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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winona ryder winona driver
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
winona ryder winona driver
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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i know my body is not the right shape for it but i would still love to have it thrown and skipped across a waveless lake
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i know my body is not the right shape for it but i would still love to have it thrown and skipped across a waveless lake
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well played, chia pet. well played
December 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
well played, chia pet. well played
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i don’t understand people who hate kids. have they never met an adult?
December 14, 2024 at 1:57 AM
i don’t understand people who hate kids. have they never met an adult?
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today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
today’s affirmation: I am within the acceptable range of deviation. I am a perfectly roasted quail. if I was a car the mechanics would find nothing weird or rodent related in my air filter. I am upright. There are no stones or excess debris in my shoes. I still have all my bones.
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can a guy not chill in his home?
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
can a guy not chill in his home?
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(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
(being interviewed by local media after a body is found in my neighborhood)
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
me: well pam i just hope to god it wasn't a dracula
Pam: according to our sources the body was shot several times
ME: it's not the 9th century anymore pam a dracula is more than capable of firing a gun
Name a film containing a memorable elevator scene
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Name a film containing a memorable elevator scene
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I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I ❤️ CELEBRITY BAKE OFF
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Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant
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Time to dust off those recipes, everybody
a woman is holding a bowl of food and talking to a man who says " you just fold it in "
Alt: A Schitts Creek gif in which Moira tells David to fold in the cheese
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Time to dust off those recipes, everybody
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Heh. Classic.
February 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Heh. Classic.
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petition to get Chuck Schumer to officially change his name to Cuck Boomer
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
petition to get Chuck Schumer to officially change his name to Cuck Boomer
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(PA ANNOUNCEMENT) will the account who posted an entire 15" italian sub please report to the bluesky front office
we are hunting down a search issue impacting many Bluesky users. this includes username typeahead when adding mentions to posts.
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
(PA ANNOUNCEMENT) will the account who posted an entire 15" italian sub please report to the bluesky front office
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I will shoot the northern lights with a gun and end them once and for all
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I will shoot the northern lights with a gun and end them once and for all
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You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
October 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud
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Ya can't even write satire anymore, ya just describe reality and then cry-laugh yourself to sleep.
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ya can't even write satire anymore, ya just describe reality and then cry-laugh yourself to sleep.
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a gif
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Word of the Day: ANTIMETABOLE - a rhetorical device when words are repeated in successive clauses, but swapped. For instance JFK's "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country", or Snoop Dogg's "With my mind on my money and my money on my mind."
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Word of the Day: ANTIMETABOLE - a rhetorical device when words are repeated in successive clauses, but swapped. For instance JFK's "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country", or Snoop Dogg's "With my mind on my money and my money on my mind."
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every cat has main character syndrome and every dog is super stoked to be player two
November 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
every cat has main character syndrome and every dog is super stoked to be player two