I guarantee these assholes are not quarantining.

I don't even know what this means, but it sounds thoroughly obnoxious.

Somehow it actually eased the pressure of a migraine for at least a few minutes, but at that point I'm in so much pain everything else is distant background noise. I don't generally go in if it's that bad, and it doesn't get that bad very often.

I've done that twice on my way to work with a migraine. When it gets so bad I'm throwing up, my brain doesn't work right and I'm in this migraine fog where I'm just on auto pilot and it doesn't occur to me to call in sick.

If watch if it were politicians on the wheel

It looks like his face is melting off

Have you considered a vegan, gluten-free, atkins-based, intermittent fasting, cabbage soup, apple cider vinegar, all raw diet?

*suddenly a bus just tears through the room, plowing me right the fuck out of existence*

🤦🏼‍♀️

Not too much really, maybe just enough.

I love that she's laughing at him in the background.

Nah man, that's still in the Art Garfunkel stage. It's got another inch or two to go before it reaches its full Bob Ross glory.

*excited that someone actually believes I have some clue what's going on*

Yeah, that's the one!

heh, rivet the strap on
strap on
heheh

You might know him às "Doctor" Pepper.