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Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer

Views my own not my employer's

My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
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If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
ME: it's weird to think that 2/3 of 3/4 is 1/2 but there you have it

PERSON AT THIS NYE PARTY: *pantomimes that their hearing aid isn't working while slowly backing away *
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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You sound hopeful. Are you new here?
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A brand new year ... in this economy??
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hard to pick, but this video was essential MTV in my teen years
youtu.be/8TvKrqMfkVo?...
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Our cats announced they "put demerits in the logbook" for "inattentive humans"
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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deleting linkedin seems like a solid way to let old acquaintance be forgot
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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ME: haha yesssss i will finally defeat procrastination paralysis today

WORK LAPTOP: ur computer will reboot in 5 minutes for mandatory updates at 9:22 am fuck u
December 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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OK fine Kennedy Center I’ll step in for all those cancellations with my one-man show FDR Takes it All Off
December 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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this is the cabinet where i store paper products and cat butts
May 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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[I emerge from my chrysalis]

the fuck
November 15, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Goodreads unwrapped- I'm not a fast reader but I'm a consistent reader, 1.25 books/month
December 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Who Forgot to Put the Silverware Away: A Knives Out Mystery
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Five Guys milkshake incoming
December 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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i know what you’re all thinking
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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ME: *leaving chinese restaurant* my compliments to the shrimp
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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bringing a priest to a nun fight and now we pray
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Happy Caturday. Our cat sitter just sent us the attached photos with the message "I love these guys"
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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[walking across the room, wine glass in hand, with a seeming sense of purpose]
December 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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person: *screaming*

me: thats a good point
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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ME: it’s boxing day

SCHRÖDINGER’S CAT: oh shit oh fuck
December 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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did a fire write this
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM