Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
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Views my own not my employer's
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
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Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
· Mar 18
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
Nothing will move you out of bed in the morning quite so fast as a cat leaping onto your bladder
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nothing will move you out of bed in the morning quite so fast as a cat leaping onto your bladder
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I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
The northern lights are nature's way of compensating for how freaking cold it is where you can see them
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The northern lights are nature's way of compensating for how freaking cold it is where you can see them
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You been hit by a smooth hymnal
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Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Stockholm Syndrome is actually very nice and I love it now
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My girlfriend is so sweet! She asked if I wanted a MEDAL just for emptying the dishwasher!
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My girlfriend is so sweet! She asked if I wanted a MEDAL just for emptying the dishwasher!
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The Sour Grapes of Wrath.
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The Sour Grapes of Wrath.
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects homophobe again 🏳️🌈
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Supreme Court won't revisit landmark decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
Kim Davis asked the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell v. Hodges appealing damages she owed a gay couple after she denied them a marriage license.
www.usatoday.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects homophobe again 🏳️🌈
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Autocorrect changed "outage" to "outrage" in my Teams announcement and now people think I have scheduled my workplace anger
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Autocorrect changed "outage" to "outrage" in my Teams announcement and now people think I have scheduled my workplace anger
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
When Wham said put the jitterbug into my heart they were talking about the fifth cup of coffee
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When Wham said put the jitterbug into my heart they were talking about the fifth cup of coffee
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When I was a kid there were no private phone calls, there was an eight foot leash in the middle of the kitchen where everyone got to viciously judge you.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When I was a kid there were no private phone calls, there was an eight foot leash in the middle of the kitchen where everyone got to viciously judge you.
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of what
Marjorie Taylor Greene has confided to colleagues that she wants to run for president, according to four sources familiar with the matter, including one who has spoken with her directly about it.
www.notus.org/2028-electio...
www.notus.org/2028-electio...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Telling People She Wants to Run for President
One source told NOTUS Greene believes she has “the national donor network to win the primary.”
www.notus.org
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
of what
Doing Zoolander Blue Steel each time the roller coaster passes by the ride camera
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Doing Zoolander Blue Steel each time the roller coaster passes by the ride camera
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turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore
Stocking up on tahini paste to get through no nut November
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Stocking up on tahini paste to get through no nut November
Oh you put lots of little gifs in your goodreads book review. I bet you're really smart.
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Oh you put lots of little gifs in your goodreads book review. I bet you're really smart.
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IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
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SHELVE YOUR AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DEHYDRATION. AND YOU WILL WIN.
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
SHELVE YOUR AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DEHYDRATION. AND YOU WILL WIN.
[Funeral]
Gently placing an AR-15 in Dick's casket before belting Cheney's got a gun in my best Steven Tyler voice
Gently placing an AR-15 in Dick's casket before belting Cheney's got a gun in my best Steven Tyler voice
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
[Funeral]
Gently placing an AR-15 in Dick's casket before belting Cheney's got a gun in my best Steven Tyler voice
Gently placing an AR-15 in Dick's casket before belting Cheney's got a gun in my best Steven Tyler voice
Five episodes in, I'm enjoying this show very much
Netflix military drama Boots soars up the charts after Pentagon's 'woke garbage' comment
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/10/27/netflix-military-drama-boots-soars-up-the-charts-after-pentagons-woke-garbage-comment/?utm_content=1761722400&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/10/27/netflix-military-drama-boots-soars-up-the-charts-after-pentagons-woke-garbage-comment/?utm_content=1761722400&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Netflix drama Boots soars up the charts after Pentagon's 'woke garbage' comment
Netflix's queer military drama Boots is sitting second in the global Netflix charts after a Pentagon spokesperson slammed the show as 'woke'.
www.thepinknews.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Five episodes in, I'm enjoying this show very much
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On this day in queer history: Nov 3, 1970
Bella Abzug was elected to Congress. A fierce feminist and LGBTQ ally, she introduced the first federal gay rights bill and declared, “This woman’s place is in the House.”
#QueerHistory #BellaAbzug #LGBTQhistory #FeministIcon
Bella Abzug was elected to Congress. A fierce feminist and LGBTQ ally, she introduced the first federal gay rights bill and declared, “This woman’s place is in the House.”
#QueerHistory #BellaAbzug #LGBTQhistory #FeministIcon
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
On this day in queer history: Nov 3, 1970
Bella Abzug was elected to Congress. A fierce feminist and LGBTQ ally, she introduced the first federal gay rights bill and declared, “This woman’s place is in the House.”
#QueerHistory #BellaAbzug #LGBTQhistory #FeministIcon
Bella Abzug was elected to Congress. A fierce feminist and LGBTQ ally, she introduced the first federal gay rights bill and declared, “This woman’s place is in the House.”
#QueerHistory #BellaAbzug #LGBTQhistory #FeministIcon