Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
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Views my own not my employer's
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Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
· Mar 18
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
Figure skating would be so much better with unmarked areas of thin ice
February 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Figure skating would be so much better with unmarked areas of thin ice
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celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president
February 16, 2026 at 7:45 PM
celebrate President's Day by impeaching the president
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who called it face sitting when moon landing was right there?
February 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
who called it face sitting when moon landing was right there?
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"add 30 seconds" is the only button necessary on a microwave
February 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
"add 30 seconds" is the only button necessary on a microwave
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I came out this morning to find Arthur just staring at the robot vacuum in its charging station
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I came out this morning to find Arthur just staring at the robot vacuum in its charging station
MacGyver: *deep breath*
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
MacGyver: *deep breath*
I'm a fan of this design esthetic
February 16, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I'm a fan of this design esthetic
someone giving away lacroix's secret recipes again
my bev of choice is half water half lemonade fight me
February 15, 2026 at 8:12 PM
someone giving away lacroix's secret recipes again
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Become ungovernable
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Become ungovernable
ME: *watching an "influencer"*
I have never felt less influenced
I have never felt less influenced
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
ME: *watching an "influencer"*
I have never felt less influenced
I have never felt less influenced
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ok get all your love out today, tomorrow we’re back to hating
February 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
ok get all your love out today, tomorrow we’re back to hating
Thread illustrating why people who were alive in the 50s should not be governing our country. Happy valentine's day
Hello and welcome to crazy Valentine's Day cards from the 1950s.
A thread
A thread
February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Thread illustrating why people who were alive in the 50s should not be governing our country. Happy valentine's day
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"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
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"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
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me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
me, 8: i'm gonna be somebody someday
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
me, 38: i'm gonna take the world's best nap
GAGA: the category is dance ... or die
ME: I'll take die for 1000
ME: I'll take die for 1000
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
GAGA: the category is dance ... or die
ME: I'll take die for 1000
ME: I'll take die for 1000
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(seeing a hockey player in 1986) Oh no! He's going to kill us with a machete, haha
(seeing hockey players in 2026) KISS!
(seeing hockey players in 2026) KISS!
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
(seeing a hockey player in 1986) Oh no! He's going to kill us with a machete, haha
(seeing hockey players in 2026) KISS!
(seeing hockey players in 2026) KISS!
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(squints at heart candy) log... off...?
February 13, 2026 at 1:48 PM
(squints at heart candy) log... off...?
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When I worked at a restaurant, I got pulled over once on my way home and the officer asked me if I had been “out partying” and I said no, I had been at work and he responded “oh where do you work” and I just slowly pointed to my hat that had an embroidered hot dog on it and said “hot dog”
March 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
When I worked at a restaurant, I got pulled over once on my way home and the officer asked me if I had been “out partying” and I said no, I had been at work and he responded “oh where do you work” and I just slowly pointed to my hat that had an embroidered hot dog on it and said “hot dog”
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History has a long memory.
February 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
History has a long memory.
Neither human nor dancer but a secret third thing (cat furniture)
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Neither human nor dancer but a secret third thing (cat furniture)
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don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight
February 13, 2026 at 1:04 PM
don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight